RYON DAY: Don't [BLEEP]
off the N64 controller.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
FELICIA DAY: It's Co-Optitude.
RYON DAY: This week.
FELICIA DAY: And we are playing a widely requested,
widely request game.
You guys--
RYON DAY: That's right.
You guys kept haranguing us, and now you're getting what
you wanted.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah.
That's how you get something.
And you know what you're going to get this week?
RYON DAY: You're going to get "Super Smash Brothers."
FELICIA DAY: "Super Smash Brothers." You ever played it?
RYON DAY: I played the Wii one once.
Probably with you.
On the bright side, we have far more preparation for this
game than we have any other game we've ever done.
FELICIA DAY: We have a loose
understanding of maybe a character.
RYON DAY: So basically, you beat hte [BLEE]
out of each other, and we try to knock
each other off a cliff.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah, that's it.
RYON DAY: That's it.
FELICIA DAY: You want to look up the providence of it?
RYON DAY: Yeah, go ahead.
Do the [BLEEP]
iPhone thing.
FELICIA DAY: The [BLEEP]
iPhone thing.
Let's be educational and or thorough.
RYON DAY: Yeah, one weird thing about this game is that
it brings together all of the various
lineages of Nintendo games.
Because, look, you've got like, I think that's like,
Samus right there.
Is that--
FELICIA DAY: Yeah.
Seamus.
RYON DAY: And then we--
FELICIA DAY: It's Seamus.
RYON DAY: Seamus?
Seamus, the Irish video game hero.
FELICIA DAY: It's Pikachu's [BLEEP], basically, right?
RYON DAY: Yeah.
Pikachu.
But that gets you a low scoring pose, as we saw.
That would be a very low scoring pose in "Pokemon
Snap."
FELICIA DAY: That would be more of a professor would
delete that [BLEEP].
And then there's Mario, like--
RYON DAY: Mario's dominating the frame.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah.
Typical.
And then, who's that guy?
Kirby?
See, I know a little bit of things.
Blah, blah, blah.
It says, it's a crossover between a bunch of stuff.
RYON DAY: All right, mash up.
FELICIA DAY: Blah, blah, blah.
What games, it's just blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Well, let's just go the game.
RYON DAY: All right.
FELICIA DAY: Can we not read this?
RYON DAY: Let's just play this [BLEEP].
Come on.
All right.
FELICIA DAY: OK.
RYON DAY: We've got magic glove tidying up.
FELICIA DAY: Creepy.
RYON DAY: I need one of those for my house.
Because my house is dirty.
That's the joke.
OK.
FELICIA DAY: Wasn't there a Mickey Mouse thing, where
like, weird, disembodied gloves did stuff?
RYON DAY: I don't know.
Weren't talking about acid--
are you sure you haven't done it?
FELICIA DAY: What is this?
Fox?
RYON DAY: We got Fox, we got--
FELICIA DAY: Pikachu.
RYON DAY: Pokeymans.
FELICIA DAY: We know all about Pikachu.
He doesn't like it.
Oh god, you killed him!
You [BLEEP]
killed him!
RYON DAY: And we've got this little scrotum shaped [BLEEP]
right here.
Someone phoned it in on the art department.
FELICIA DAY: I know, they did.
RYON DAY: We have to come up with a concept for a character
in a video game.
FELICIA DAY: They were peeing, they looked down, they're like
oh, there you go.
There it is, right there.
Tap up the controller-- wait, what?
RYON DAY: Tap that up.
FELICIA DAY: OK, so this is how we hold it.
That's what the internet told me last time.
RYON DAY: Again, back--
FELICIA DAY: You dumb [BLEEP].
You've gotta go up here.
Up here.
RYON DAY: Little [INAUDIBLE].
Don't do that.
Don't [BLEEP]
off the N64 controller.
FELICIA DAY: I wasn't [BLEEP]
it off.
I was just--
if you get knocked off, try to get back up with a tap up and
a B. That would be the green.
Up and B. To perform your--
RYON DAY: Oh, sorry.
What?
I was trying the move about.
FELICIA DAY: Don't try the move out.
RYON DAY: So you can't try the move out, or it skips the
[BLEEP]
instructions.
OK, done.
FELICIA DAY: Everybody always complains that we don't look
at the instructions.
RYON DAY: Nope, nope, nope.
Well, they're gonna get more of the same.
Because if we start doing what they want now,
where does it end?
FELICIA DAY: It doesn't end anywhere.
RYON DAY: Pretty soon, they're gonna ask us to be good at it,
and then where would we be, right?
FELICIA DAY: Well, then that would require effort.
RYON DAY: We'll be practicing for hours before we film this
[BLEEP], and I just can't see myself ever doing that.
FELICIA DAY: OK, no effort.
RYON DAY: Option.
Just one.
FELICIA DAY: Co-Optitude.
Whatever.
RYON DAY: Just one
FELICIA DAY: Wait, we don't want to do one player mode.
RYON DAY: No. e0 want to do versus.
RYON DAY: That narrows it down.
FELICIA DAY: OK, versus.
Let's just do versus.
This is a really bad, like, 1999 collage in the
background.
RYON DAY: Yeah, look at the colors.
It looks like a t-shirt.
FELICIA DAY: Looks like a GeoCities background.
Oh, let's go.
RYON DAY: OK.
There was a website called GeoCities, where anybody could
put their web page up.
And it's been gone for like, 10 years.
FELICIA DAY: And now I'm dating myself.
RYON DAY: So, FYI.
Yeah.
FELICIA DAY: Well, somebody said I
look like Kathy Griffin.
And I'll never forget that comment.
What is Time Team?
That doesn't sound fun.
RYON DAY: Time Team.
OK.
FELICIA DAY: So there's Luigi, Mario, who I know.
Donkey Kong, I'll never play you.
I don't like you.
RYON DAY: What am I pushing?
FELICIA DAY: Link looks like--
god, Glenn Close.
Oh, Samus?
RYON DAY: Who's this dude?
FELICIA DAY: I don't know.
C. Falcon?
What is the name?
RYON DAY: Oh, dude, if you put this in the YouTube video,
people are going to be like, you're a [BLEEP]
fake gamer, because you don't know who Cedric Falcon is.
FELICIA DAY: I don't know who C. Falcon is.
I don't know, but I don't like his face.
Calcium Falcon.
RYON DAY: Calcium Falcon?
FELICIA DAY: He's an educational character.
RYON DAY: Makes your bones strong, buddy.
He's like, a spokesman for calcium awareness.
FELICIA DAY: Ness?
Who is this guy?
I don't want to play a turd.
RYON DAY: I'm gonna be Yoshi.
FELICIA DAY: A pink turdy.
OK?
I'm not gonna play Kirby.
RYON DAY: I'm gonna be Yoshi.
FELICIA DAY: No, I wanted to be Yoshi.
RYON DAY: Well, you know, you shouldn't have been [BLEEP]
around.
FELICIA DAY: I'm gonna play Link, 'cause he's angry.
OK, so what do we do?
Oh god, it's rumbling!
RYON DAY: Oh, sweet.
OK.
FELICIA DAY: OK.
RYON DAY: Oh, look at that.
I [BLEEP]
you out!
That's awesome.
FELICIA DAY: OK, what am I supposed to do?
OK, this is attacking.
RYON DAY: How do I--
FELICIA DAY: Where are we doing?
Where are we doing?
RYON DAY: Did you see me try and like, do one--
FELICIA DAY: Get out of there!
How do you jump?
Can we read the instructions ever, please?
RYON DAY: No, no.
Look at this tongue, man.
FELICIA DAY: How do I jump?
How do I jump?
RYON DAY: Yes!
I win!
FELICIA DAY: No, I don't mean that clap.
Can you please tell me how to jump?
RYON DAY: No, let me bask in the glow of
victory for a second.
FELICIA DAY: There's no victory here.
RYON DAY: Oh, look at that.
You're so happy for me.
FELICIA DAY: This is like you shot yourself in a head with a
shotgun, and I'm like, yeah, good job, you.
You won.
That doesn't even make sense.
How do you jump?
RYON DAY: Folks, I think she wants to know how to jump.
OK
FELICIA DAY: OK, jumping is up.
RYON DAY: Jumping is up?
FELICIA DAY: God [BLEEP].
RYON DAY: You know, the controls in this are the worst
controls ever.
FELICIA DAY: No, they're awesome.
You just don't know what you're [BLEEP]
doing.
RYON DAY: We just learn how to play.
Let's learn how to play first.
FELICIA DAY: Oh!
Bye.
Hey!
Did you figure out how to play?
Did you?
RYON DAY: Nope.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, look at you.
Little [BLEEP]
t-rex arm.
RYON DAY: They don't even reach each other.
They're like this.
But I'll bet Yoshi's got a very happy girlfriend.
Look at this.
FELICIA DAY: OK, ew, gross.
RYON DAY: Look at that.
FELICIA DAY: God [BLEEP].
RYON DAY: I'm gonna take you, and I'm gonna [BLEEP]
you off the cliff!
I killed her!
FELICIA DAY: God, I hate you.
I hate you.
RYON DAY: Get off!
FELICIA DAY: What is that thing upstairs?
It's a tomato with an M on it.
Mozzarella!
RYON DAY: Just like "Bomberman," I rely on your
incompetence to win.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, that was a bomb!
Just FYI, that [BLEEP]
thing that was bouncing around?
Bomb.
No!
Stop it!
RYON DAY: Yoshi digests really quick.
FELICIA DAY: I know.
It's bad for his colon.
His colon's a vacuum tube.
RYON DAY: Link is like, made of fiber, or something.
God, his [BLEEP]
hole must be like, two feet because of this.
Look at this.
So reptiles and birds don't have [BLEEP]
holes.
They have a cloaca, which is like, a one size f all hole.
Like, everything goes in there.
FELICIA DAY: No!
RYON DAY: How come I'm launching eggs sometimes, and
sometimes I don't?
FELICIA DAY: I don't know!
I don't know what we're doing.
This is the [BLEEP]
best game ever, and I don't know what the [BLEEP]
I'm doing.
It's like somebody removed all my taste buds, and then took
me to French Laundry.
All right, well I know how to do this.
RYON DAY: No, get up there, Yoshi!
FELICIA DAY: Oh, no!
RYON DAY: Yeah, get up, Yoshi!
Come on!
Come on, man, get up!
Yeah!
FELICIA DAY: [BLEEP]
you!
RYON DAY: Did you see his dance?
I've run out of [BLEEP]
eggs.
Cunnilingis skill and wide [BLEEP]
hole jokes for Yoshi, so I have to move on.
FELICIA DAY: OK, let's move on.
Let's move on.
OK, I'm doing this guy because I like his tights.
RYON DAY: Are you gonna do the Calcium Falcon?
FELICIA DAY: Yeah, I'm doing Calcium Falcon.
RYON DAY: Strong bones, buddy.
I'm gonna do Jigglypuff, because it sounds like a Black
Eyed Peas band member.
FELICIA DAY: What is it?
Fergie and Jigglypuff?
RYON DAY: Fergie and Jigglypuff.
FELICIA DAY: Will.i.am, Fergie and Jigglypuff.
All right.
RYON DAY: I'm gonna kick, kick, kick yo [BLEEP].
Kick yo [BLEEP]
right off that cliff.
FELICIA DAY: I'm ready.
I'm ready.
RYON DAY: I'm ready to beat osteoporosis.
FELICIA DAY: Have some kale!
Also, spinach is a good source of calcium.
RYON DAY: Cruciferous vegetables have a lot of
calcium in them.
FELICIA DAY: What's that word?
Cruciferous?
RYON DAY: It's a family, it's vegetables such as kale,
broccoli, spinach.
Brussels sprouts are all from the same plant, basically.
FELICIA DAY: Really?
RYON DAY: Yes.
And they have very high levels of calcium in them.
FELICIA DAY: There to go, Co-Optitude.
"Edumacatin'" you since 2012.
'13.
Whatever.
RYON DAY: God, has it been that long?
FELICIA DAY: No, it hasn't.
RYON DAY: You've got me kicking--
FELICIA DAY: OK.
RYON DAY: Kicking [INAUDIBLE]!
FELICIA DAY: OK.
RYON DAY: Calcium Falcon!
FELICIA DAY: Calcium says kale is a good source of non--
RYON DAY: Wrong pose, buddy.
FELICIA DAY: Oh!
RYON DAY: Get up, Jiggles!
Oh, look at this.
FELICIA DAY: Boom!
RYON DAY: Nope, nope.
Floating now.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, god, what a stupid--
oh!
RYON DAY: Oh, get up there!
FELICIA DAY: Yeah!
RYON DAY: Yeah, float away!
Yeah.
FELICIA DAY: No, Jigglypuff.
Don't, Jigglypuff.
Get the hell out of here, Jigglypuff.
Oh, you just [BLEEP]
puff yourself up?
RYON DAY: Yep.
FELICIA DAY: God, I hate you.
RYON DAY: What the [BLEEP]?
FELICIA DAY: What the [BLEEP]
just happened?
RYON DAY: So, from what-- my limited experience in this
game, Jigglypuff can't do anything.
FELICIA DAY: Get out of here.
Oh!
No!
RYON DAY: Oh, god dammit.
FELICIA DAY: I love Black Eyed Peas.
I love eating them, and I love listening to them.
RYON DAY: No, it's like, what was that--
FELICIA DAY: What is this!?
RYON DAY: Oh, look.
A crate.
FELICIA DAY: Oh.
RYON DAY: Oh, [INAUDIBLE] wow.
A smorgasbord of stuff.
FELICIA DAY: How do I pick up things?
How do I pick up things?
RYON DAY: Get up, Jiggs!
Come on, Jiggs!
Get back on there!
FELICIA DAY: How do I pick things up?
How do I pick things up?
RYON DAY: Ant some stuff.
FELICIA DAY: Come on!
God dammit!
RYON DAY: All in a day's work.
FELICIA DAY: I [INAUDIBLE] killed myself.
You did nothing, you--
RYON DAY: Jiggles is like a-- god, I hate this character.
Ugh, look at that shake.
[MEOWING]
RYON DAY: Is Jigglypuff from Kirby?
Anybody?
[MEOWING]
FELICIA DAY: Oh, wait.
There's a training mode, you [BLEEP].
RYON DAY: What I'm supposed to [BLEEP]
watch you train?
FELICIA DAY: Yeah, you're gonna watch me train.
OK, that's something.
Oh, this is just--
OK.
So that was just a plain thing.
RYON DAY: Really wide.
He had to work his way up to that.
FELICIA DAY: Up and B. I should spit some [BLEEP]
out.
OK.
Z. Oh, Z is just defensive.
See, this is what we should have done, a [BLEEP]
training.
They include a tutorial for a reason.
RYON DAY: Oh, this is [INAUDIBLE].
This is Co-Optitude, not Mono-Itude.
FELICIA DAY: We should learn to [BLEEP]
play.
RYON DAY: Yoshi's got a bright future ahead of him in a
certain film industry.
That's all I've got to tell you.
He's got no gag reflex, he's got a long tongue.
He's got an [BLEEP]
that could emit the Empire State Building.
FELICIA DAY: OK.
I'm ignoring everything you're saying, because I'm serious
about becoming a Smash Brother.
RYON DAY: Look at that.
You're reliving his childhood memories.
It's regression therapy.
FELICIA DAY: You're in your womb.
You're in the womb.
Why can't you play Toad?
I really love Toad.
RYON DAY: Because there's already enough little scrotum
shaped characters in the game without
having to do Toad, too.
There's one here, there's one arguably here.
FELICIA DAY: No.
If your scrotum is shaped like Toad, that's a
problem, all right?
That's what I'm gonna tell you.
All right, practice.
So, practice.
RYON DAY: So what am I supposed to do here?
FELICIA DAY: You're just supposed to practice.
You're jumping like a moron.
Just get up there.
RYON DAY: Get on there.
FELICIA DAY: Get up there.
RYON DAY: Get on there.
FELICIA DAY: Get up there.
Oh, you gotta jump. you gotta jump.
You gotta jump with the C.
RYON DAY: What's that doctor, doctor, is
it, I think, I think--
I have a problem.
I think I'm a dog?
FELICIA DAY: Yeah?
RYON DAY: And then the doctor's like, how long has
this been going on?
And he's like, since I was a puppy.
Huh?
I think I got that off a popsicle stick.
All right.
So that's just--
FELICIA DAY: Only the best jokes for you guys, now.
OK, let's get some more [BLEEP]
here.
I'm just talking now.
It's like diarrhea coming out of my mouth.
Just go.
RYON DAY: OK, we've done Calcium Falcon.
FELICIA DAY: God [BLEEP].
RYON DAY: This is important.
FELICIA DAY: Oh my god, you're killing me right now, man.
RYON DAY: I'm gonna be DK.
FELICIA DAY: I forgot all the controls already.
RYON DAY: OK, Donkey Kong is actually OK in this.
FELICIA DAY: Are you playing Donkey Kong?
RYON DAY: I got that!
No, he's not OK!
He sucks!
FELICIA DAY: Fox!
Get up there!
[INAUDIBLE].
RYON DAY: Boom.
FELICIA DAY: I'm dead forever.
RYON DAY: Get down, guy.
Oh, I killed both of them.
Oh, no.
Kirby's inching hi way up.
Can I kick him off?
Get out of there.
Kirby!
FELICIA DAY: Get off there!
RYON DAY: Get ouf there!
You're coming down with me, bitch!
Oh, no, he lived!
I died!
FELICIA DAY: Go!
Oh, look at this.
RYON DAY: Oh, I'm done.
I'm already dead.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, let's just watch them play.
RYON DAY: Now we're watching the
computers' displaced skill.
The little scrotum won.
FELICIA DAY: OK.
RYON DAY: Look at him.
FELICIA DAY: Look at him.
Just get out of here.
I don't want to see you gloat, you scrotum.
Bubble gum piece of [INAUDIBLE].
All right.
I wanna play Fox, and really get into his character.
RYON DAY: I'm gonna be Ness.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, OK.
So Ness is from a game that we have no idea what's going on.
RYON DAY: He's got a sideways baseball cap.
Oh, I hate that.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah, so he's street.
RYON DAY: Oh, dude.
Pew pew pew.
FELICIA DAY: Pew pew pew.
This is so underpowered.
RYON DAY: No!
FELICIA DAY: Hey, little kid.
Come here.
I'm gonna kick you in the face.
RYON DAY: Get out of there.
FELICIA DAY: You know what the fox-- oh!
RYON DAY: Get out of there.
FELICIA DAY: God, stop it!
What is this?
RYON DAY: Oh!
FELICIA DAY: Oh!
Finally.
RYON DAY: All right, good.
FELICIA DAY: You're adopted, Ness.
RYON DAY: Scratching his lice.
OK.
FELICIA DAY: I'm gonna move to Samus.
RYON DAY: And, you know, let's be frank.
Anthropomorphic animals are a little creepy.
FELICIA DAY: I don't know.
I've seen a lot of furries in my day at DragonCon, and I
think they're cool.
RYON DAY: Oh,god.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, yes!
RYON DAY: Come on, Ness.
Do your little back flip.
There we go.
FELICIA DAY: God [BLEEP]!
Don't prevent death.
RYON DAY: Don't prevent death?
FELICIA DAY: Don't prevent your death.
Whoa.
Oh, no.
Why is it--
RYON DAY: Oh, it's lava.
FELICIA DAY: Why is somebody peeing on us?
Boom.
RYON DAY: That's child abuse.
Get out of there.
FELICIA DAY: Like, other people that play this, like,
they're not skilled.
They just know how to button mash as well, right?
Right?
RYON DAY: No, come here.
Come down here.
Get over here.
FELICIA DAY: No, I'm not going to do that.
RYON DAY: Get over here.
FELICIA DAY: No.
I mean, I can see right here.
RYON DAY: I'm carrying a barrel on my back.
Come on, he's just a kid.
FELICIA DAY: Well, too bad.
[BLEEP]
sit there while the pee pee goes--
RYON DAY: Oh, no!
Get off!
Dammit!
Get out of there, kid!
FELICIA DAY: Get out of there!
Get out of there!
RYON DAY: Oh, Jesus!
God, child abuse.
[SCREAMING]
RYON DAY: He lives!
I live!
FELICIA DAY: No!
RYON DAY: Yes!
FELICIA DAY: No!
No!
RYON DAY: No!
I'm on fire!
FELICIA DAY: Oh, no!
Toasted child!
RYON DAY: I'm on fire!
Oh, I'm safe!
FELICIA DAY: Barbecued kid.
Barbecued child.
Barbecue!
RYON DAY: Oh, I'm on fire again!
No!
FELICIA DAY: Get in there!
Get in there!
What is this?
RYON DAY: Oh, jeez.
God.
I had one clean kill, and then it was like--
FELICIA DAY: I have to tell you, I think I actually used
some skill during that game, and it felt good.
RYON DAY: Don't give yourself too much credit, OK?
Don't give yourself too much credit.
He's really, his mouth shows no emotion.
FELICIA DAY: Well, because they sewed it shut.
RYON DAY: You're sick.
He's a child.
If you were going to choose between Mario and Luigi, which
one would you pick?
FELICIA DAY: Always, always, always Mario.
RYON DAY: Yeah?
I bet someone's writing that.
FELICIA DAY: Ah!
Did you see that?
I actually picked up an item, and I [BLEEP]
used it.
RYON DAY: Boy, that tutorial came in handy, huh?
FELICIA DAY: Come here.
I have a bat.
RYON DAY: Oh, man.
FELICIA DAY: Kick the [BLEEP]
out of you.
RYON DAY: The Italian on Italian violence
is a horrible thing.
FELICIA DAY: Hey!
What are you doing?
Mario!
I'm coming for you.
This is literally, like, the [BLEEP]
"Godfather." The "Godfather" right now.
RYON DAY: Oh, what the [BLEEP]?
FELICIA DAY: Yes, I love this game!
RYON DAY: Oh, get on there, Mario!
Come on, dude!
FELICIA DAY: I got a [BLEEP]
gun!
I got a gun!
Who's-a better?
Hey!
RYON DAY: My thumb's red and swollen.
It's like--
FELICIA DAY: Hey, you want some spaghetti up your [BLEEP]
hole?
Hey!
RYON DAY: He's [BLEEP].
FELICIA DAY: It's like he's [INAUDIBLE].
RYON DAY: Look at that.
FELICIA DAY: I'm a killer now.
I'm a killer.
RYON DAY: Look at that murderer's stare.
He's looking right at you.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah, it's really creepy.
RYON DAY: He's like, you're next.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, my god.
That was so good.
I actually used things, and they paid off.
RYON DAY: Calcium Falcon.
All right.
FELICIA DAY: I haven't played Kirby, so I'm gonna
move over to Kirby.
I haven't played the little kid, either.
The bitter little kid with the mouth sewn shut.
Oh, I like this one.
I like this one.
RYON DAY: Oh, this is the lava pit, right?
FELICIA DAY: Now, by the way, when the pee pee comes up,
that means death.
I want you to die, though.
Like, I want--
RYON DAY: Oh wait, that's you.
FELICIA DAY: No, that's my tomato.
Tomato.
RYON DAY: Oh, you got a magic tomato.
FELICIA DAY: Oh!
Look at that!
Oh, [BLEEP]!
This bubble gum [BLEEP], she's gonna [BLEEP]
throw you down.
RYON DAY: Come on, dog.
Get up.
FELICIA DAY: He's a fox.
RYON DAY: He's a fox.
Come on.
FELICIA DAY: What does he say?
RYON DAY: No, didn't I just really do that?
FELICIA DAY: What does he say?
What does he say?
What does the fox say?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
FELICIA DAY: I'm a [BLEEP]
tumor with a lightsaber.
I'm a tumor with a lightsaber.
RYON DAY: Oh, god.
[INAUDIBLE].
I can't believe this.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, look at this!
Look at this [BLEEP]
hammer!
Hey, nice to meet ya!
Hey!
RYON DAY: All right, Fox, you're cut from the team.
FELICIA DAY: Listen, I--
RYON DAY: He claps in profile.
Look.
He does look really, like--
FELICIA DAY: He looks like he's above this.
RYON DAY: He's very debonair.
FELICIA DAY: It's as if his agent placed
him in this for money.
It's like, a sponsorship deal, and he's like, I'd rather get
on to saving the universe, place.
RYON DAY: It's like Jodie Foster in "Elysium." Fox is
phoning it in.
FELICIA DAY: A child I just kicked the ass of.
Mario versus Luigi.
Let's do this.
RYON DAY: All right, do this thing.
All right.
And--
FELICIA DAY: Brother against brother at the church.
Whoa!
This is literally, like, the climax of a "Breaking Bad"
type TV show.
This is it.
Who's shitting out coins?
Which one of us is shitting out coins?
RYON DAY: Oh, I got fireballs.
Get out of here.
FELICIA DAY: Oh!
RYON DAY: Get out of there.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, did you see that?
Did you see that shit?
Brian Boitano doesn't have anything on Luigi.
RYON DAY: No one's gonna get that.
FELICIA DAY: Everybody knows who Brian Boitano is.
RYON DAY: God, there's so much stuff to do in this game.
FELICIA DAY: Oh!
Oh,
RYON DAY: Oh, jeez.
Nope.
Oh, wow.
Man, you knocked me--
FELICIA DAY: Whoa, I knocked you--
RYON DAY: God dammit.
Bye.
FELICIA DAY: God [BLEEP].
OK, let's do it again.
RYON DAY: All right.
FELICIA DAY: No, this epic brother genetic war--
RYON DAY: Mario's the favorite?
FELICIA DAY: Yeah.
RYON DAY: No one wants to be Luigi.
FELICIA DAY: I love--
RYON DAY: No one wants to be Luigi ever.
FELICIA DAY: That's not true.
All right, guys, that was "Super Smash Brothers." I hope
you enjoyed it.
RYON DAY: Yep.
FELICIA DAY: Definitely a learning
curve, but by the end--
RYON DAY: Huge learning curve.
FELICIA DAY: Definitely.
RYON DAY: Exponential learning curve.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah, but I really had fun, and actually,
by the end, I was throwing--
I had an intent, I pressed a button, and it happened, so
that's always a--
RYON DAY: Typically, that's what happens in video games.
You press a button, something happens.
FELICIA DAY: So that's our--
rating would be, I don't know.
50 Mario stars?
RYON DAY: Yeah.
35 random button pushes.
FELICIA DAY: Yeah.
Oh, and this week, a new show is starting on the Geek &
Sundry channel.
It's called--
RYON DAY: What's more retro than old school video games?
FELICIA DAY: Card games.
RYON DAY: Card games.
FELICIA DAY: It's "Spell Slingers," it's
starting this week.
It's a "Magic The Gathering" show.
RYON DAY: Even though there were video games around before
"Magic The Gathering," so that doesn't make sense.
But generally, people were playing card games before
video games.
FELICIA DAY: I would say that.
And lots of people play magic.
I love it.
RYON DAY: Yep.
I love "Magic The Gathering."
FELICIA DAY: And Sean Plott is hosting this new show on
Wednesdays, so check it out this week.
And we'll see you later.
RYON DAY: Sean Plott's awesome, card games are
awesome, "Magic the Gathering" is awesome.
FELICIA DAY: And so is Geek & Sundry.
Hey!
RYON DAY: Absolutely.
Bye.