(These subs are incorrect, I didn't make them and I'm not sure if this is on purpose or not, but they're not saying the right things.)
what the hell
*random stupid gibberish*
ahh i sounds dumb!!
regardless today is a big day
today iz ERHUERHERHERHERHER
oh boy yeah okay so here's what's going down
(kesha song, timber)
in this box this box, this box, this box ...
all these boxes
contains packets that turn water into my video content
now you may have seen these videos on Youtube before
basically all you do is dump this powder in the water
and then the water turns into slime
in the water turns in to
i just said that
ABIHFUSEUFBSIEF(ded)
why do I have so much of it
what can one human being possibly
do with that much of my useless trashy content?
HRASCHNELL
if that human being has a brother named
Jake Paul who has a pool he could
take the bad content powder
and put it in the pool
which is exactly what we're doing today
(people laughing)
Turning my brothers pool into slime
my brothers pooo
the whole thing
now i have done some pranks in the past on my brother
there all really good but i have never gone to far
this time might be too far [ya think?]
temo my man is this to far?
are we going to far?
nahhh
ok then lets do it
ok this stuff is really heavy (drops and kicks box)
oh my god it is like we still have a ton of boxes of this *orgasms*
we have to be efficient with how we do the transport
temo this is half of what we have, dude
this is probably 150 pounds
*dolphin seizure*
*music in background*
Yeah
everyone probebly thinks i am moving out and are probably happy right now. i know i would be.
EUUGH OH SHI- *orgasm*
EUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH
so we got one more round of that and we going to go to jakes house also *kills cameraman ded*