- Okay Yana, how are we wrong for each other romantically?
- For multiple reasons, one you're gay.
- You can say it.
- I'm just saying, to point out the obvious.
- Oh, now it's obvious. (laughing)
- Bad. - Oh, we're actually
taking this right now?
- Yeah. - I am.
- Okay, to Truth or Drink.
- [Group] To Truth or Drink.
- Okay, so Braidon can you ask question one to Yana?
And Yana, ask question B.
- Okay Yana, have you ever been caught masturbating?
- Caught is like a funny word.
I've had people walk in on me time,
but they didn't know it was me time when they walked in.
- Oh, stuffy.
- Were you doing it as you were talking to them?
- No, no, no no, you hit pause.
(laughing)
- Okay, now it's your turn.
- Braidon, have you ever cheated on anyone?
What were those circumstances?
- I was in New York and somebody's lips
pressed up against mine, that's what happened.
It's a busy crowded city.
So then we broke up like a week later.
- Did you tell him?
- No. (laughs)
- I don't know, it was already over.
So Bjork, which one of us had the better answer?
- I really liked the way you described me time,
so I just feel like that one, sorry.
- No, that was fair.
- Thank you for being honest though.
- The me time.
- Is it my turn?
- I think so, yeah.
- I want Chan to ask Braidon question A
and I want Braidon to ask Chan question B.
- Okay Braidon, describe the first time you had sex,
include every cringey detail. (laughs)
- So the first time I had sex was actually with a girl.
Homie was confused, bum, bum bum
and I'm thinking okay, this is the time you find out.
Are you gay or are you straight?
But I wanted to knock off every base
so I was like, I have to eat out, eat her out, I don't know.
- Eat out? - Yes, eat her out.
- I have to lick a nipple and then
penetration's key obviously. - Oh my God,
you literally went through like
the straight man checklist of sex.
- I just want to finish my story
because I didn't finish when I was with her.
(laughing)
Okay Chan, how many people have you
hooked up with off dating apps?
- What's a dating app?
Do you count LinkedIn?
- Have you hooked up with somebody on LinkedIn?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
- Chan you're not answering the question.
Get to the question, how many people?
- Number. - Probably between 15 and 35.
- 15 and 35? (laughing)
- So it's definitely 35 people.
- Honestly, I have to give it to Braidon.
- He went in there. - You, you powered through
back then and today. - Yeah, and today.
I learned so much.
- I'm a pioneer.
- Braidon, I want you to ask question A to Miss Yana.
How are we wrong for each other romantically?
- For multiple reasons, one you're gay.
- You can say it.
- I was not trying to say it
as if it was a sensitive subject.
I'm just saying, to point out the obvious.
- Oh now it's obvious.
(laughing)
- Alright give it to me, what am I asking you?
What did you get in major trouble for doing as a kid?
You naughty child. (laughing)
- So, in the suburbs everybody leaves
their garage doors open and so you're like
"Oh, that garage is open, let's go
"raid their fridge for beer."
One time the garage door was half-way
and then I forgot, 'cause I was so excited
I found like a 24 of Coors and then I ran
and then I hit the fucking garage door.
- Ow. (laughing)
- That has to be him, right?
(bell ringing) - Yay.
- Okay, I'm next. (laughs)
Chan, I want you to ask Yana question A.
- Alright, Yana the various sex juices,
sometimes they get on clothes.
Tell us about when it happened to you.
- I'm using this twist card,
everybody answers the question but me.
(laughs)
Tell me about your juices.
- Alright, you go first.
- One time my juice ended up in my eye
and it burned real bad.
- How'd it end up in your eye, me time?
- Your boy's got a good shot.
Yeah, me time, me time.
That's why I wear these now.
Y'all think these are for vision.
(laughing)
- Okay, have you ever had sex so fucking good
that you're just wet for an entire day after
and your underwear is just wet?
- No. - [Bjork] You know what
I'm talking about?
- Oh my God. - Chan, cum on the clothes.
(laughing)
- Well, I'm a fucking loser, so I'm going to take this shot.
- Yass! (laughs)
- And I really think the reason you wear glasses today
is the best story that I heard, so you can have that.
(bell ringing)
- Yay! - Thank you.
- Okay Yana, I want you to ask
Chan question B. - Oh, mother fucker.
- If we were stuck on a desert island,
would we become lovers? (laughing)
- You know you never know, it's 2019.
(laughing) - It's 2019.
- Sexuality is the spectrum.
- It's a spectrum and on this island
we can make our own social norms.
If you can sense, I'm down. (laughs)
Okay Yana, what was your best orgasm,
was it with yourself or someone else?
- Can I have a shot? (laughing)
- Are you in a relationship?
- Can I have a shot? (laughing)
- [Group] Oh! - She likes me time.
(laughing)
- Yass queen.
Chan, you got yourself a card baby.
- I got a card.
- You got a card.
- Yana, I want you to ask Bjork question A please.
- Oh God, okay.
How much money would a voyeuristic billionaire
have to pay us to have sex in his velvet blimp?
- I'd say probably like a thousand bucks, it's just for fun.
Just so we could walk out-- - That much?
- Just so we could walk out with 500.
Am I wrong? - I'm like weirdly offended.
- I think you guys need to-- - Why, 'cause I wanna
fuck you for that much money?
Okay sorry, 200.
(laughs)
If you had sex with in inanimate object,
not typically used as a sex toy, what would it be.
- I mean probably an eggplant
just to see if it's actually all the hype
that it seems to be. (laughs)
- But it's so big at the end. - But if you use a Japanese
eggplant it's like more, yeah. - That's true.
- So I don't really fuck with either of your guys stories,
they were both pretty trash.
Bjork, I guess you can have this.
- Thank you, thank you.
- Yeah. - Yeah, we had a great time.
- For sure, highlight was Braidon's answers.
Like, oh my God.
- [Braidon] Buy the truth or drink game now.
You definitely don't want to miss out on this,
it's a fucking blast.