- Rolling along, singing a song, making up words
like blingup and bong. Oooo, this jump
has a nice "ring" to it. Don't mind if I do. (chuckles).
- Hey you! Stop right there!
- Wow, talk about a fruit loop. Am I right? (chuckles).
- Hilarious dude. Listen I'm gonna need those rings back.
- What rings?
- Bro I just saw you collect a bunch of them.
- Nah uh, I don't have any rings.
I only have these hula hoops (chuckles).
- Argh, listen, just come here and nobody has to get hurt.
- What's the matter? You don't think
that hulahooping is very hip (chuckles).
- Now hand em over.
- How? I don't have any hands (chuckles).
- That's it! You asked for it!
- Wow what you gonna do? Poke me with your porcupine pokeys?
- You think I'm a porcupine. Wow do
you really not know who I am?
- Nope, but I appreciate your "pointed" question (chuckles).
- Um I'm nit a porcupine dude. I'm actually
kinda embarrassed for you coz I'm like super famous.
- Oh Really? That's cool. I'm famous too.
- Adorable, listen kid you don't
understand I am really famous. I have
like a whole video game franchise and a cartoon series.
- So do I!
- Okay but I'm like on T-shirts and TV and stuff.
- So am I! Do you know who I am?
- No I don't know who you are.
Why on earth would I know who you are.
- Well now why would I know who some blue porcupine is.
- For the last time I am not a porcupine!.
- Wow! Easy! No need to be so prickly (chuckles).
- Ah!
- I'm famous for touching my tongue
and my eyeball. What are you famous for?
- This!
- Oh, I can do that too. Watch me peel out (laughing).
Oh no! I peeled right out of my peel.
Eh, stop looking you perv! Don't look at me! Ah!
- I'm not looking at you.
- Everybody porcu-perv is looking at me naked.
- I am not!
- Okay I'm decent again. Did you enjoy the show porcu-perv?
- Stop calling me porcu-perv! My ame is Sonic.
Sonic the hedgehog.
- Sonic the who hog?
- Sonic the hedgehog.
- Why do they call you a hedgehog? Do you hog plants?
- What?
- You hogging all the hedges? Is that
what you do you pervy hedgehog?
Because from what I seen you hog all the rings.
Maybe they should call you Sonic the ringhog.
- What? No! They call me hedgehog because, argh!
Why do I even waste my time with you.
Sorry pal, but this is game over
for you. I need those rings and I need them now.
- Wow! Hey watch where you're going!
You really "blew" it (chuckles).
- I am so outta here. All right Sonic you can do this.
If you focus. There's still enough to time
to collect all the chaos emeralds
- Hey! Hey ringhog! Hey!
- Seriously?
- Hey you dropped some hula hoops back there.
- How are you keeping pace with me?
I'm the fastest animal on the planet.
- Well I guess you've never
dealt with "fast" food (chuckles).
- Argh!
- Hey Hey! What do you call a porcupine
that can't even outrun an orange?
- I don't know what?
- A slow poke (chuckles). Get it? Because you're a
porcupine and porcupines have pokeys (chuckles).
- Well I am at the end of my rudd with you.
My name is Sonic! Got it? Not porcupine
not ring hog. Not some other corny nickname like
- Spike?
- Exactly. I am very famous. So have
some respect and stop calling me
- Spike!
- Argh! Are you even listening to a word I'm saying.
- Are you even looking where you going? Spike!
- Aah! No! My rings! My rings! (yells).
- Wow well that's a hula of a lot of hula hoops. (chuckles).