Dad! I'm in love, I'm in love,
And I don't care who knows it!
Buddy, not now, uh,
Can you please go back to the--to the pit?
I'll come and visit you in a little while, okay?
I didn't know you had elves working here.
Oh...Boy, you're--you're hilarious, my friend.
He doesn't, uh... Get back to
The story, please. All right, okay.
( clears throat )
So, on the cover above the title--
Does santa know that you left the workshop?
You know, we're all laughing our heads off.
Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
Buddy--go back to the basement.
Finch: Hey, jack weed,
I get more action in a week
Than you've had your entire life.
I've got houses in l.A., paris, and vail,
Oh. Each one of them
With a 70-inch plasma screen.
So, I suggest you wipe
That stupid smile off your face
Before I come over there and smack it off!
You feelin' strong, my friend?!
Call me elf one more time!
( whispers ) he's an angry elf.
( growling ) look at you.
Ow! Hey, what--
Aah!
I wasn't ready for that.
Aah! Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Whoa!
Ooh...
Call me elf one more time!
Call me elf!
You're an elf.
( glass shatters )
Miles, I'm sorry, he-- he thinks he's an elf.
Listen, miles...
Listen, miles! ( door slams )
He must be a south pole elf.
You get the hell outta here.
Where do you want me to go?
I don't care where you go.
I don't care that you're an elf!
I don't care that you're nuts!
I don't care that you're my son!
Get out of my life now!
Emily: Hi, it's me.