Woman: Namaste.
Inhale.
Downward-Facing Dog.
[ Serene music plays ]
♪♪
Cross leg.
Legs over head.
[ Birds chirping ]
I'm stuck.
My neck.
It hurts.
How?
♪♪
Technology! Technology! Technology! Technology!
Technology! Technology! Technology!
[ Inhales deeply ] Technology! Technology! Technology!
Are you guys ready to meet the AB 95 development team?
[ Man coughing ]
Are you?
Let's bring 'em out! Come on out, boys!
[ Clapping ]
Come on!
Yeah!
♪ I'm alive
♪ And I ain't ever gonna die
♪♪
♪ Yeah, you're talkin' to a man who just got high ♪
♪ Ain't no lie
♪ I'm comin' inside
♪ And you've got to find an angle that makes you cry ♪
♪♪
♪ Sky, baby
♪ But that's alright
[ Music becoming distorted ]
♪♪
[ Music more distorted ]
♪♪
[ Slow-motion ] Aah!
♪♪
Hi, everyone.
I'm Stacy Scissorhands,
and I'm going to be doing an unboxing today.
I just ordered some human hands off amazang,
and let's just see how they look.
♪♪
Oh, an invoice. Cool!
Oh, whoops.
This must be the box with the human hands.
Look! Let's open it.
♪♪
Wow!
These look good enough to make you feel
like a normal human being.
Uh, let's just try them on.
♪♪
Wow, I love my new hands.
I feel like a Wolverine.
What can I do with my new hands?
Maybe pet a cat?
Oh, look! A cat -- I'm petting it.
I can pet cats now with my new hands.
I couldn't do this before.
Wow!
Goodbye.
Well, I give these hands a really good rating --
uh, ten fingers up.
Thank you for watching my unboxing video.
Goodbye, everyone!
♪♪
[ Humming ]
[ Rippling ]
[ Sirens, creaking ]
[ Metal scraps ]
[ Distorted humming ]
[ Door creaks ]
[ Game music plays ]
[ Warble ]
[ Door creaks ]
[ Warps ]
[ Warbling ]
[ Ding ]
[ Tears ]
♪♪
[ Ripping ]
[ Meows ]
[ Bird chirping ]
[ Crunches snow ]
[ Electric humming ]
[ Humming continues ]
[ Electric distortion ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Barnyard sounds ]
[ Electric humming ]
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Machine whirring ]
[ Indistinct chatter ]
[ Glass breaking ]
[ Boxing match bell rings ]
[ Growls ]
[ Punching sounds ]
[ Growls ]
♪♪
[ Electric humming ]
♪♪
[ Groans ]
♪♪
[ Distortion playing ]
♪♪
[ Machine humming ]
[ Sniffs ]
[ Knocking ]
[ Machine whirs ]
[ Horn wailing ]
[ Suctioning ]
[ Feedback playing ]
[ Wind gusting ]
♪♪
[ Heartbeat ]
[ Heartbeat continues ]
♪♪
Ooh.
♪♪
Now, I hear that you can jump over a chair.
Is this true?
Well, it depends on the size of the chair, but, yeah.