Hey, my name is Jobby!
And with the snap of my finger...
*RIP Swivel Man*
With a wave of my hand...
*RIP Gundam Ghost*
I'm now...
Truly...
Alone...
Thanks to Brian Ortiz for sending in the Transformers Generations Deluxe Class
WaSpInAtOr
Out of the packaging, you get a pretty cool comic,
and you get a surprisingly show-accurate robot mode!
For those of you who don't know, Waspinator here was the resident chewing toy of the Beast Wars.
Which at this point is my HOLY GRAIL
I mean, the poor FUCK would constantly get blown to pieces. And I loved him for it.
Fortunately for me, unfortunately for him, (Waspinator:..nooo....)
his ball-jointed head, ball-jointed shoulders, ball-jointed elbow and ball-jointed hips are all easily removable.
I would hope that's also the case with the inevitable Masterpiece version, right Takara?
P L E A S E ?
If it does happen, Takara's got their work cut out for them.
Not even THIS figure could figure out how to shorten or conceal the bug legs.
But what this figure does extremely right is his...
B I G
S T R I P Y . . .
put it in my ass
And the stinger's a gun.
The tip of the gun is made out of this clear plastic but the slight...
Ir..e...de...
Iridescence.
And that..irre...de..AAAAAAAAAAA
is more apparent on his DISGUSTINGLY realistic ball-jointed wings.
And if you flip this switch...AEUGH
The very sight of an insect's wings just compels me to...
...TEAR THEM OFF...
h e l l
I'M A MURDERER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And that iridese...hehehahaAAAAAAAA
plastic is in this beautifully show-accurate head.
And that allows for some light piping.
The only thing missing from this fantastic sculpt is a healthy helping of gold paint.
Matter of fact, the rest of the figure feels severely under painted.
The lack of paint does make the figure more durable and less susceptible to paint chipping. (Waspinator:*painful buzzing*)
The lack of paint does make the figure more durable and less susceptible to paint chipping. (Waspinator: ow)
But it also makes him look kind of cheap.
Especially compared to the Takara version.
Well, at least he has properly painted...
TIT EYES
Waspinator healthy at every
S I Z E *horny buzzing*
While we're here make sure you got that wasp head split the instructions are bullshit, you know, what else is
BUUUUUUUULLLL-
SHIT
This knee bend
P A T H E T H I C
You could always switch the legs to get a proper knee bend but that would make the feet wrong and you do need the legs
facing the right way for the transformation to work. Soooo there's no winning here
Waspinator: swivel bot
DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!
Waspinator: why universe hate Waspinator?
Aww don't worry little guy
at least you've got a wrist S W I V E L and you got a waist SW-
*no waist swivel intensify*
YeA, tHe UnivErse dOes hate yOu
In this vast and uncaring cosmos, within the cold dark reaches of space
Within that seemingly endless sea of stars,
this tiny blue marble.
And on that marble,ME
With you in my hand
and you are merely just
a typical Deluxe Class size figure
Here's
Figma Madoka Kaname
S.H.Monsterarts Godzilla
Masterpiece Optimus Prime
Deluxe Class Rattrap
Voyager Class Rhinox
Deluxe Class Black Arachnia
And the Masterpiece Beast Wars figures so far
Great as the robot mode may be
It would be even better if the waist plugged in somehow. Looks like he really wants to transform
Waspinator
T E R R O R I Z E
*Jobby commences bug transformation*
*royalty free jazz*
After a simple yet satisfying transformation you get a
T H I C C
Wasp Mode
Of course the THICCness is necessary. Where else are those robot legs gonna go
Good luck figuring this one out TAKARA
But when it comes to the kibble, i could give this guy a pass due to its techno-organic sculpt
It's not even trying to be a realistically textured wasp. Just look at these panel lines
Not to mention the stinger which, i'll have you know is a trait exclusive to female wasps
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Does this means Waspinator
LGBT icon???
*triggered screechings*
Uh oh! Looks like i kicked the old WASP nest
Am I right?
Good
FUCK WASPS
Say what you will about the kibble-tastic nature of this mode
Especially these arms
But you can't deny that it's a huge step up from the original 90s figure or you could deny it
I don't give a shit
All six of the legs on this figure are properly proportioned with a ball joint here
and they do a great job at keeping him standing up, but if we introduce a
BANDAI TAMASHI NATION BLBLLBBLBLLBLBB
He looks like a very convincing PEST
Fuck outta my house (Waspinator:*pain buzzing*)
The bug mode is quite small which makes me wanna KILL IT even more.
Here's Madoka Godzilla Prime
Rattrap
Rhinox
Black Arachnia
And the Masterpiece Beast Wars figures
With a great bug mode and a great robot mode
I could say that this figure is awesome
*chu
HAH
If black Arachnia was the appetizer before the main course
then Waspinator here
is the PUCCI before the ass, you know what i'm sayin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This guy was released a while ago, but surprisingly it's still in stock at the
BIG BAD TOY STORE
Not a bad price if I do say so myself
With Swivel Man gone and the Gundam Ghost gone
There's no one else to be rid off
Except for-
oh no
Shin Godzilla OST "Who Will Know" *hummed by Jobby*