[Captions by Judy V. at Y Translator] Hey guys.
[Captions by Judy V. at Y Translator] Something my dad always told me,
Something my dad always told me,
Don't trust anybody.
And then I went on with my life never trusting anybody.
And then I started going closer to people.
Started trusting more, especially food.
And then I found out it was a lie.
Don't trust anybody,
especially not food.
Over here you have this good-looking cheeseburger.
I love me a cheeseburger.
And then when you open it up.
What kind of disgusting human being would do this?
When you open yourself up to somebody,
and it's just a little ass piece of cheese.
Where is the rest of the cheese?
You made me believe that it was a cheeseburger.
It is literally a cheese bite.
I will get a bite of a cheeseburger.
And then the rest of the damn hamburger.
Seriously, relatable.
Over here, we got chocolate Rihanna, or Santa, or the Pope or whatever.
It's chocolate.
And then when you open it up,
it's a damn Easter Bunny.
I thought I was eating the Pope.
I thought I was gonna eat Riri like Panini.
But nah, I got this ugly bucktooth motherf-- looking at me like this
before I take a bite.
The Easter Bunny.
He's a master of disguises.
This juice says 100% juice on it.
Enjoy the refreshing taste of fruit.
And then, the real nutrition info is gonna say it contains 27% juice.
How you gonna do me like that?
See, I'm trying to get on my healthy grind,
do good things for myself,
have a hundred percent juice,
and then you're gonna sit here and lie to me and be like nah bitch its really 27%
The rest is sh --
I mean all my life, I thought I could trust food, my closest friend.
Food.
But no. 2018, you can't even trust food.
So this person, saved the cans of tomato soup.
One says 30% bigger.
And then a couple months later,
they released one that says 40% bigger
Nah bitch, it's the same size.
40% bigger than what?
Y'all lying.
It's like a boy measuring his Dingdong like
Yeah babe, it's as big as the water bottle.
Really, it's like this big,
man he's like, yeah, close enough.
Im-a round it to the top.
It's like a water bottle.
Here we have a gluten-free chocolate chip cookie.
Oh, how sweet. I'm actually gluten-free.
So this is like very relatable.
Wait.
This product contains gluten.
How dare you?
How dare you ******* deceive me?
You snake.
It is a gluten-free.
What's gluten-free then?
Gluten-free chocolate chip cookie.
Like it's free, but it contains gluten
Nah, for real though.
A lot of gluten-free things are made in the same facilities as non gluten-free things.
So technically, they have to put contains gluten.
I don't give a f***, I eat it anyway,
because it's not, it doesn't actually contain gluten.
It's just made in the same facilities that makes gluten foods.
Having gluten-free for over 10 years, I'm a gluten expert.
Captain Crunch is not a captain?
What?
So if you have three stripes, you are only a commander.
But if you got four, you are a Captain.
Captain Crunch only got three.
This mother-- a commander.
Why don't you call him Commander Crunch?
I feel like that sounds better.
Y'all lying to the world.
You ain't no Captain, you are a Commander.
We got curly fries from Arby's in the large and the medium.
They got the same amount of fries.
What the hell?
Why are you gonna make me pay for a large,
but I'm only gonna get as much as a medium?
Might as well buy a medium. Save me a buck or two.
I hate when people do this.
This reminds me of Chipotle.
If you ask for double chicken straight up,
she's gonna give you a little first scoop and then a second scoop.
Y'all gotta wait for them to do the first scoop,
and then be like, hey, let me get double chicken.
And then she gonna give you another scoop.
So the knowledge of knowing that there is a second scoop
does not affect the amount of chicken in the first scoop.
You feel me?
Oh, Kellogg's at it again.
It ain't just Captain Crunch lying.
Two Scoops Raisin Bran.
So they take two scoops of raisins and put it in the cereal.
Somebody actually picked out every single damn raisin,
put it in a scooper.
It's not even one scoop full.
How dare you deceive me Raisin Bran?
How dare you?
Somebody actually took the time to do this blows my mind.
Here we have this very cute little sandwich.
And when you open it up,
What the hell?
When you getting to know somebody, and they seem hella cool at first,
and then you really get to know them and be like,
Oh, this dude's a loser.
That's what this sandwiches is.
It is exactly like,
What the hell?
How you literally gonna scam somebody like this?
Like look at me, I'm all pretty. Crust cut off.
And I'm all filled and look hella good.
Looking like a snack in the first pic.
And then when you really open up the sandwich,
This is why I have trust issues.
This is very very very disappointing.
Okay. This is just straight-up bad luck.
Somebody got a can of beef ravioli.
They dumped it out and they only got one ravioli
Ravioli, ravioli. Give me some more ravioli,
but there ain't none.
Nice, big, jumbo shrimp.
Beautiful.
This is the definition of clickbait.
Okay, I mean, it could be worse.
So you rip off the sticker, and it's separated.
It's not nice big jumbo shrimp.
It's shrimp cut in half. It's missing a piece of the shrimp
What's the whole point including their heads?
Ain't nobody gonna eat the head.
What is the point?
Who made this?
I hate this company
Here, we got pizza.
Pizza pizza pie.
Pepperonis and green peppers. Mushrooms, olives, chives.
Only pepperoni on one side.
The side that is on display to the world.
Like, Ooh buy me. You know, you want to.
Look at me. I'm all full of pepperonis.
And then when you open it up.
What the hell? There's only pepperonis on one side.
How you gonna do me like that?
As an honest consumer, how you gonna do me like that?
Literally so rude.
Oh this person thought he was getting a cute little Panda lollipop.
Like, ooh, Im-a suck on this panda,
'til he's dead.
He opened it up, and it's just a plain white lollipop.
There ain't no panda face on it.
The panda was the wrapper.
Panda is a lie.
Wow.
Arizona Iced Tea is a product of Canada.
Who new Canadians were liars.
I'm just kidding. Don't come at me. I love Canadians. I love Canada.
Y'all, y'all very honest people, but this company is not.
It says an American company,
but it's a product of Canada.
What?
The seedless watermelon over here.
Keyword, seedless.
Don't you hate when your seedless watermelons have seeds?
I feel like that's always the case with me.
Like I love me a good seedless watermelon, but they they always have seeds.
Hershey's Syrup.
Plus Calcium.
And you check the nutrition info real quick and it is zero percent calcium.
So y'all advertising Hershey's syrup with calcium, but y'all forgot the calcium.
Would you like some calcium with your high fructose corn syrup?
Look at this lovely berry loaf.
Look at all those berries in it.
I can't wait to go home and cut it up and have all those berries in that bread.
And this person cut it up, there's literally one berry.
Literally one berry.
This reminds me that one time I opened up a thing of Skittles,
and I love the green Skittles.
And there was no green Skittles.
And it was not like guaranteed,
but seriously, how you gonna do that to me?
That's just bad luck.
We got this ad from McDonald's Cotton Candy McFloat.
This is definitely in another country because I know they don't have that here.
Oh, that looks hella good.
And then you see the actual thing.
What the hell?
On Instagram versus real life.
Prepare to be disappointed.
Somebody cut a lemon open.
This is literally the worst lemon ever.
There's almost no lemon.
It's missing a chromosome or two.
Somebody bought a beautiful ribeye steak.
Look how delicious and juicy it looks.
Oh, look when they take it out.
That's all you're gonna get.
I wouldn't even feed that shit to my dog.
See this line lies.
Lies.
It does not ever wanna break on that line.
I don't even know why they even have the line.
It never breaks on it.
I ain't complaining because I like crackers.
Okay. This is just straight-up disrespectful.
See people buy Pop-Tarts for the frosting.
That's my favorite part next to the edges.
Ooh, I used loved the edges.
Back when I could eat Pop-Tarts.
They literally smeared their last bit of confetti cupcake on the corner like,
Alright,
hopefully they won't notice
So we got this lovely gift set from Hillshire Farms.
We got two blocks of cheese.
And when you take out the blocks, they ain't even blocks.
They're literally anorexic cheese rectangles.
What the hell is this?
Why y'all scam me like that?
Rude.
Oh my God, a Chocolate Santa.
When you open it up, its literally a poop, and dookie, a deuce looking ass chocolate.
Look at the sandwich.
All those pieces of meat.
I can't wait to eat it.
They open it up.
Who does this?
If I went to a restaurant, and they actually gave me this
Like what --
Why?
Y'all take me for an idiot.
What's the point of making something look good if it doesn't taste good?
Oh my God. What is that?
I wanted a SpongeBob popsicle.
That's SpongeBob after somebody blew his brains out.
Look at this Chili spaghetti looking like a snack.
So beautiful.
What is that?
When you open it up, just slop
Instagram vs Real Life.
Damn. She gonna straight-up call out chillies like this.
She ordered the white spinach queso.
Look how it looks in the pic, and the she gonna order it.
Side-by-side comparison for you.
What is this?
Where is the cilantro?
Oh, no, so this happening to
everybody with SpongeBob.
Poor SpongeBob, he crying tears.
Like they made me into an ice cream.
Spongebon before and after being turned into a popsicle. Rest in peace.
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