Ah jaynee mac, sorry I'm late
I was getting my 65th booster shot
Good man, keep yourself protected
That's right, there's no way I'm getting Monkey Pox now
Good man.
and how are you?
ah not great to be honest, that
Duolingo Owl called round to my house this morning
and hit me a few slaps
I told you, you should never have signed up for Premium
I know, I know, I just really wanted to
learn the Irish language
Sure what's the point, they only speak it in Ireland
and India
and parts of Mexico
and Texas
yeah but that's about it
fair enough
Did you hear they're having a vote tonight in the USA
on gun control
ah it'll never pass
well I dunno
They're saying they might try and restrict people
from walking around with
semi automatic vaporizers
I mean the whole thing is a bit extreme isn't it
I tell extreme is...
Is that new Saudi Arabian sheikh
Ohh begorrah
I tell you she's making some changes alright
She is!
Oh I tell you now
But would you look at this now
e-sports on every single television in here
Sure you'd hardly know there was a
World cup on at all
Ah it's very sad
People used to love hurling
That's right, that's right
Will we put an order in, any sign of Peter?
No sure did you not hear?
He's doing 3 years for anti-social media behaviour
He is not is he?
ah that new humblebrag legislation
I wouldn't be surprised it that's what got him
oh twas indeed
Will you have something to drink?
Ah maybe just a glass of water
A glass of water! Moneybags mcgee over here
ah I just got paid, so
Did ya, good man!
What'll you have yourself?
I'm not having anything
No, I took my parents advice in my 20s,
and I stopped ordering lattes,
so I could afford a mortgage
very good, how's that going?
I'd say another 60 years and I'll be laughing
Good man yourself, that's wonderful!
Come here, have you put on some weight?
ah I have, thank you for noticing
I've been packing on the pounds
I'm trying to get in shape
for the summer you know?
Wasn't it great the day the perfect
beach-bod went right back to the
17th century aristocratic version
It was much healthier
Are you heading away on holidays somewhere?
I've a few plans now alright
You'd better make a move on,
because you've only 18 months of summer left.
I know, I know
You're off to Ukraine?
I am indeed.
A very good.
Whereabouts now would you
be going, Kyiv?
no, St. Petersburg
Ah that'll be lovely this time of year
very nice
You were thinking of going to
the Republic of Scotland though
I was actually,
I'm still waiting for my passport,
to come through
I applied for the thing in Februrary 2023
That British Queen though, she's set to
retire from her duties, did you know?
Ah would you stop, I'm not interested in that Royal stuff
I dunno, 80 years of a reign is very impressive
Well....
They really like her
There were doubters
Queen Meghan Markle, I dunno...
I dunno
Oh, come here to me, I better go
my battery is about to die
Did you not charge it before
you came out?
Listen, I dunno, I forgot
I'm only here!
Sorry, take care!
Good luck, bye!
God... ah...
I'd kill him
if he wasn't already dead.
Hello, we're Foil, Arms and Hog
And in the future, we're playing the Edinburgh Fringe festival
with our new show
Hogwash!
and then we'll be going to Europe
and to the USA and Canada
Let's do the Doomdah
alright..eh...
Eh.... DOOOOMDAHHHHH (fades in old)
I lost me voice.. ah jaysus