So he's going to be heading back to England in a few months
to shoot the third season of Ted Lasso.
So it gave us an idea for a game we're
calling London Blanking Laws.
Yeah--
Ooh.
--to that.
We're going to put up a real law from London.
And there are some interesting ones there.
You know that.
I don't know.
You probably are more familiar with them.
But some of the words are missing.
And then tWitch, and you, and I are going to fill in the blanks
and see if we can guess what it says.
Let's see the first one.
You cannot operate a blank while under the influence.
A German.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh.
Do you know this one?
No, I don't know.
No.
I live a sheltered life.
Do you know, tWitch?
No, I'm going to guess lift, though.
What?
A lift.
You cannot operate.
Like an elevator?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're going-- OK.
Oh, wow, very, very British, lift.
Yeah, I caught it.
That I have an ear for.
Yeah.
You're going to go put your jumper on after this probably.
[LAUGHTER]
What are you going to say?
I mean, you can't operate a trolley.
Or what would they call it?
Oh, yeah.
A lolly?
Like [BUZZING SOUND] a forklift.
[BUZZING SOUND] One of these.
Yeah.
Heavy machinery.
Yes.
You know?
That's too obvious.
Is it?
I'm going to say a blender.
[LAUGHTER]
Let's see what it is.
[TINKLING SOUND]
A cow.
Like a German.
That's right.
You know, that's not bad.
Yeah.
I thought you were on to something, though.
Because I was like, I don't remember Jimmy Buffett
ever coming through London.
You know what I mean?
If he can't operate a blender, he's not going to go.
He's not coming.
Nope.
No.
No, no.
You cannot operate a cow.
OK.
Wow, all right.
Cannot operate on a cow?
Maybe there's a word missing?
No.
No, just operate a cow.
Yeah.
All right.
You know how the British are.
All right.
Let's see the next one.
It is illegal to blank a blank outside of 8:00 AM.
Well, definitely one of those words is cow.
[LAUGHTER]
It is illegal--
Oh, boy.
--to blank a blank outside after 8:00 AM.
Like I don't [INAUDIBLE].
To take a-- you know what I'm saying?
Take a wee.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Outside after 8:00 AM.
What's the proper way to say that?
Take a wee.
Yeah.
Take a wee.
I feel like--
Do you think he's right?
Yeah.
OK.
I think that's close.
I think it's something like that.
That's pretty early.
All right.
I'm going to say fly a kite.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh.
Let's see what it is.
[TINKLING SOUND]
[LAUGHTER]
What's happening over there?
I don't know.
This is what happens when your country's
been around for longer than like 200 years.
You know.
Hey, it's 8:15.
Nice try.
They called 999.
I got a guy out here beating a rug.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh.
OK.
Let's see another one.
You cannot touch a blank without permission.
A royal.
A royal, and I don't mean the baseball team from Kansas City.
I mean, like a queen, a king, a duke, a duchess.
Yeah.
I don't know.
They seem to really like cows there.
So I'm going to say a cow.
[LAUGHTER]
Let's see who's right.
[TINKLING SOUND]
Yeah.
Close.
Yeah, yeah.
Cow adjacent.
Yeah.
It feels like these are all come up with a guy
that like writes Far Side cartoons.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's all Gary Larson.
He's like, yeah, I don't know.
You cannot touch a Pelican without permission.
How do you--
How do they get permission?
I don't know.
I mean, how do they give it?
Do pelicans speak English, like proper British English?
Not in England.
No.
Yeah.
They have an accent.
Yeah, pelicano.
Yeah.
No, that's not--
It's a different kind.
He was from out here.
Yeah.
Right?
I guess it kind of angles towards you, maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it makes it look like it--
It gives you one of these.
[LAUGHTER]
It winks.
Come on.
All right.
Jason's going to come back later.
And he's going to help us raise some money.
Wait, who won?
It was very important to me to know who won that.
I don't know.
OK.
I think none of us.
The audience, I guess, maybe?
The audience won.
Yeah.
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