James: Polish men are inherently manlier than Irish man. Would you agree with that statement?
Irish Jesus: They're actually like, every one of them would bate (beat) ya.
Jamie: Do they have alcohol in Poland? Brian: They have lots of alcohol in Poland.
Jamie: You learn something new every day
Brian: Polish alcohol when you drink it in my experience makes you go *roars*
Tom: It's so weird because Poland's another drinking nation like us so I feel like we're kindred spirits
Irish Jesus: I think it's gonna be straight to this shots, man. Ah, I know they have good with a good vodka
James: (dancing) Who gives a fuck?
James: Okay, so this is Karpackie... premium (reading Polish) Natura kar... pat
Jamie: See, it is that type of thing that you just buy because it's cheap.
Irish Jesus: There's like, z's next to w's
There are not words.
Brian: will we crack it open, you know?
This sounds like a can.
Irish Jesus: I won't know a difference now. Like is this like a Budweiser or...
James: No, Budweiser is urine.
Jamie: Karpackie! Oh, Oh!
Kar-crashy, more like.
James: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Jamie: Oh yeah
Irish Jesus: Got a nice bit ahead there. Yeah
Jamie: Make my lips go funny.
Brian: I am or the beer?
Jamie: The beer.
Brian: Oh, right. Good.
James: It's nice it's really nice. Irish Jesus: I don't know I'm gonna disagree with that statement
James: Well, you're entitled to your opinion, even if it's wrong.
Brian: These are very uh, that's very bland that's like a Coors Light of Polish beer. Jamie: True.
Irish Jesus: There you go, people. Just did it, oh there's more, he's going back for more, I won't be though.
Tom: It's kind of funny that there's a crown on it because this definitely isn't the drink for Kings Darren: No.
James: I necked the last one because they thought it was the only beer would be trying, no! Irish Jesus: Yeah, we're not trying vodka then.
Brian: (shouting) Tyskie! Gronie! (regular voice) Why am I talking like that
Jamie: This is just Finglas (Dublin area) on a fucking table, man.
Tom (cracks open can) It's a good sound.
Irish Jesus: it's been going around since the 1629s.
Jamie: It's like Niagara Falls. Brian: I can see you in a pub. 'Alright, lads, another can of Tyskie!'
Jamie: No, I've the shakiest hands ever, I'd be like that (shaking) serving the pints.
Brian: Would you pour the full can? Don't be wasting it, like.
Jamie: Aw, sorry!
Darren: No, this is good. Keep going. Power through!
Irish Jesus: It's 5.5% - they added a percentage of beer?
James: The fuck do you have to worry about the percentage for? You're taking princess sips!
I'm the one downing it.
Brian: What's the Polish "cheers?" Jamie: It's eh... "Cheers!"
Brian and Jamie: Cheers.
Tom: This smells better to me. I'm a Tyskie man at heart. I know I am.
James: That's nicer. Irish Jesus: I think it's nicer. I'll agree with you on that.
James: Shit... You're not supposed to drink it if you're pregnant no fuck
Jamie: Bit more of a punch to his neck Brian: a bit more of that the back of the nose tells you what's going on
You know, it means Jamie: A bit more of a 'how's your daddy?'
Darren: (reading) Grand Pricks (Prix) Like us, huh?
Irish Jesus: The head didn't stay with it now, I think they when designed the other one
It's like let's hold a head boys. But the forgot the flavor this is no head, but they actually added more flavor
James: It's so difficult not to laugh, but you continuously saying heads
Tom: No, I don't trust things that I can't read. Darren: Oh no, it's vodka.
Irish Jesus: it's polish vodka and it's gonna fuck us up. James: You wanna pour this one?
I poured the last two.
Irish Jesus: Aw, it's 40% James: Okay, I'll pour it.
Jamie: (reading Polish) And then you give the...
Brian: You want me to give a lash at the last bit? 'Cause you don't have your glasses on ya, do ya?
Tom: Yeah, I think vodka makes me cry
Did you ever have like a cry you drink you're like, ah, this will just make me sad
Irish Jesus: I'm not going to be okay after this there might need to be a puke bucket.
Jamie: Right, let's go.
James: Didn't even flinch Irish Jesus: ...mm.
Darren: That went down a lot smoother than I was expecting it to. Tom: yeah
Jamie: Do you want to describe the taste, Brian?
Brian: Oh yeah, we're on camera
James: Come on, come on, come on. Swallow!
Irish Jesus: Oh, I did it in two.
Brian: it's nice that
Darren: I'm getting the aftertaste now. That is horrible. Tom: but it really opens up your chest
You don't I mean, it's like, like really cleaning the pipes. Darren: Yeah
James: We're havin'a good time. Irish Jesus: Oh, I'm not doing another one.
Oh my god. Am I doing another one?
Brian: This, the Polish people know how to make vodka. Jamie: goes down smoother, I have to say.
Brian: So, you can see how they'd drink this chilled
Tom: Yeah, it needs like it needs like some some coke or something your little diet coke with it Darren: Oh diet. Okay, right. Yeah. Yeah
James: Cheers. Irish Jesus: I'm gonna show you neck this one. James: Yes. Yes. Yes
Irish Jesus: Mm-nm
James: You're not getting the bucket, come on
James: Swallow like a gay man swallow like a gay man. Okay. Let's go
Jamie: I haven't had this one, Lech.
Tom: (groany voice) Lech! Darren: Yeah, it's like the sound you make after you drink it (Lech!)
Irish Jesus: Oh, you should have just poured a little bit
James: No, I'm actually gonna neknominate both of us for this one cause fair is fair.
Jamie: Pour that for me. Brian: Get it in, get it into the glass, will ya?
Darren: I like the two rams putting heads. Tom: Oh, that's good
Darren: 'Cause that's what you're gonna be doing with people after you drink too much.
Brian: Hops are related to... marijuana.
Jamie: I love how you talk to me like I'm a child.
James: Hold on now, this bottle is nearly empty it'd be
offensive to Polish people if we didn't.
I often get accused of, right, of mansplaining things. I don't manspl-
I'm an equal opportunities 'splainer. Jamie: Did you know... son?
Tom: Hmm!
James: That's my favorite so far, apart from the vodka. Irish Jesus: that turns to bubbles in your mouth.
Brian: It's more Carlsberg-y. Isn't this one? Jamie: It is, yeah
Tom: It's pretty good, right? Darren: It's pretty decent. Tom: I think it's the best of them
Brian: they're all very similar to be honest with varying degrees of
lager-y type flavor.
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Darren: we started at the bottom worked our way up.
Brian: They're all the fuckin' same.
Tom: The vodka - vodka is vodka. Yeah. No, he's playing a different sport. He doesn't get to be in the competition
James: I think we can mutually agree. Irish Jesus: vodka was the shit, okay?
Jamie: Happy Christmas Poland
Brian: Happy Christmas from... (laughs) Jamie: Sorry, Seán.
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