we have done the ultimate the unthinkable the third
story and this is scary load it into the mortar system
first things first we need to make sure this can actually float oh build
okay phil jumped it phil let's go
all right everyone listen up and listen up good as your five star general i have
some very important news we have a problem it's three words we
all know it we've all seen it radar radar is destroying our ships and
ocean they are being detected and destroyed
and we need that's one of my stars i earned
this doing something can't remember what i did but i did do
it we need to defeat radar in its own home and the only way to do
that is to build ships that aren't made out
of steel steel you can see on radar but cardboard is invisible no one can
see cardboard now how are we going to build a three-story battleship
out of cardboard none of you know how to do it i don't know how to do it
what are we going to do sir we found masterbox for builders
here they are now that's what i'm talking about initiative this guy took
it he knows it he did it this is the answer
folks this is the answer to our radar problem
two cardboard what is this what is this who is that these do not look like the
answers to our problem definitely not this guy
this is the best our country has to offer for building a cardboard ship
sir they're the best in the business spy get them out here get the helicopter
ready and give them a budget of one billion dollars
three story cardboard ship is a go approved by yours truly five star
general now only two no jake no distractions
just a nice sunny day wait what's that sound jake what what's going
on jake why is there a helicopter here
logan logan no time to explain we gotta go
buddy we gotta get in the helicopter right now
all right logan i didn't have any time to explain but we are currently in a
military helicopter the five-star general needs us to create
a three-story box fort battleship it's kind of
complicated but basically they're making their battleships out of cardboard now
because they're less easy to track or something i didn't
really understand the whole details it's perfectly fine though we're gonna get
there we're gonna build a battleship it's gonna be great
hey yo what is going on everyone is papa jake and we are back and today guys we
have been hired for an extremely important task blowing up
this extremely big platform which logan has done a beautiful job
this took me like three days that was really good logan and i'm proud of you
for doing all that work because i was able to chill inside and play
fortnite but guys we have been tasked with building something that we have
never ever dreamed of building before well
i've dreamt of it but i never thought it was possible logan
we are going a big floating bed no we're going to be building
a three-story floating box fort that is why i flew you here in the hell wait
we've never done a three story on the water possible it might not even work
physics might not allow it but logan that is the reason why i flew that
helicopter straight to this pool because we needed
to build this you didn't fly the helicopter
i was in the helicopter and therefore i may or may not have flown it but guys
we've got a big challenge to do we need to turn this floating mat into a
three-story fourth so we've got a bunch of tables we've got a bunch of cardboard
and not only that but this needs to be a fort for the general so that means that
it has to have defenses we gotta put cardboard down we do we
gotta put cardboard down first and then we gotta like basically make a massive
tower and then deck the entire thing out with blasters and defense systems and
then i was thinking logan to test the integrity of it we could get phil to try
and attack us like a pirate and see how well our defense is hold up also yo guys
you might be seeing i'm wearing the new squad merch
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end of this video to give a shout out but we got a lot of building to do
i also have to go to the store and buy some defense stuff so logan why don't
you start working on the uh outside build
i'm gonna grab ourselves some defenses
all right and just like that we have covered our flotation device in
cardboard the perfect base for our three story box
fort i could literally slide around and break
dance on this thing it's pretty sweet
can't really break dance okay guys this is gonna be a very difficult build we
have never done a three-story box for it floating on the water
hopefully it doesn't turn out like the titanic all right so logan's working on
the initial build of the three story which means we get to focus on the more
fun stuff i've lined up just a few of the items that we're gonna put in the
ship now this is not everything i still have some
other surprises up my sleeve but this is just the start of some of the epic
defenses we're gonna have if we can get this three-story thing to float i mean
there is a chance guys that this might not float so right now comment below do
you think it's gonna flow put a hashtag float
or a hashtag sync if you think it's gonna sync but check this out all right
we've got the nerf mega machine gun loaded up here we
also have a nerf pistol in case someone boards us we've got a nerf
rival smg we got our sniper over here we've got a long
pirate scope so if we need to take a look at anyone trying to board our ship
we say hi matey are you be trying to board our
ship it's kind of hard to see but it it it's a scope and then we've got a
reconnaissance drone which i actually don't know if it's gonna work so
hopefully this thing flies and on top of that we got some controls
for the actual ship itself and then my personal favorite a water balloon
blaster because what's a water ship without a water balloon about
because what's a water battleship without a water balloon basket
because what's because what's a water because what's a water battle ship
without a water balloon bass because what's because what's a water
because what's a w because what's a water i don't think i
can say it either cause what's a water battleship without
a water balloon blaster well it's a battleship without a water balloon
blaster and that ain't a battleship i want to be a part of
so uh logan i think you better start running because i got a water balloon
blaster for this water water balloon no i don't want to get
shocked you can't stay over there no no
no dude you water ballooned our fort it's already taking water jake well the
good thing is we learned that this has extremely long range we got our tables
seconds that don't look safe to me it's not secured yet jake the tables
we're gonna be like three stories above the water and i'm gonna be on top of
this guys 50 000 likes for the three story
box fort never been done before whoa whoa take this in though
it's crazy it's my next level 60 000 likes and we do five stories
five stars don't do it don't do it quick update for you guys three story
box fort that's volleyball three points me jake
come on focus man we got our three story coming along he's looking good it's not
feeling structurally safe but soon this is gonna be a
massive bohemian dude think about it okay i don't know about this dude
i don't know if the physics works on this this is scary territory it might
not look very high up on the gopro but this is a
little freaky okay and then we're going to be floating in water if this thing
tips dude we are going down jake jake who's that
i have no idea who is walking this way and why does he look like that
so uh who are you and why are you here name's nerf ned
general called me said you guys needed some more artillery
so i brought it i don't know why this is dripping
wait whoa you you were hired by the general to give us
stuff we're the professionals here you don't look much like a professional i
think he's trying to give us some cool nerf gadgets i mean that just helps us
out before i can give you all this heavy
artillery i'm going to need to see if you guys are up to the test
so give me 40 laps that's an order oh yes sir yes sir what i'm not doing 40
laps he just said that's an order start
running i'm timing you
see this guy this guy gets it come on let's get running
here we go that's what i'm talking about all right guys here's all your new
nerf gear
there's no water in this but remember it's nerf for nothing
see ya thank you okay where did you get that donut i
don't know looks like it was sitting in that pocket at least we got some new
stuff let's check it out what is all this stuff this is so much
stuff well thank you nerf or nerfed ned
whoever that was check it out dude oh we got water guns
for the fort hey logan
no no all right well we can definitely attach this to the floor
don't fire that what is that oh it's a shockwave blaster that is sick
i don't know what this stuff is okay oh guys this is pretty awesome we got uh
two different water blasters and uh oh my what is that
like a bean it's a target range oh for nerf
that's pretty cool we got some nerf blow up
inflatables maybe we could use these and we got a
ah jake it looks like a ladder okay all right uh well
that's pretty sweet i don't really know what we can oh i think it's a workout
ladder dude you know what we could do though dude we could actually use this
ladder on the floor we could like attach it to the side of
the fort all right well not bad huge shout out to nerf for sending all this
stuff we definitely got some stuff to add to the fort and we have a ladder
plus a water blaster so i think what we need to do now guys
is we need to get back and keep working on the three story because we have a lot
more building to do logan please we got a lot more building to do so
let's get back to building oh my gosh she's beautiful yep that
might be the most beautiful fort i've ever seen in my life
i think we did it guys i think we pulled it off the three-story floating fort
and you're not gonna get to see it come on you gotta show it fine they get to
see it check it out guys the three-story megalodon floating port all right guys
let's check this place out so you come in through the front door
uh just like that and you are on the inside of the battleship now we still
have not decked this out completely we have a
lot to do logan's looking through the side window here
obviously we want to fill this in but we have an under area here that you can
store stuff or go down there to hide we also have our
second story up here ah get up like so which is
already pretty high but then as you guys requested we have done the ultimate the
unthinkable the third story and this is scary
i am not gonna lie guys i am extremely scared being up here you can like see
over don't see the sun jake you can always
see the sun yes logan oh pass some of the artillery logan
alright guys check it out on the first story we have a control panel this
controls the ship controls how fast we go and where we go
and over here i'm going to cut a window
this window will be for water balloons we have our water balloon blaster
come out here see any bad guys and then we throw water balloons at them all
right and now i guess it's time to show you guys what we have on the second and
third story so far and check it out the second and third
story is just fully loaded with crazy artillery we
have super soakers we have our nerf sniper
rifles extra long distance binoculars we have
even more super soakers which it's so hot i might just soak myself
we have nerf rivals more nerf rivals and on the third story
we have an anchor we have a bazooka and welcome to
the mortar system we have our rockets here which you
simply charge like so
load it into the mortar system
i think that'll uh fend off some bad guys and guys we have
oh unlimited ammo supplies up here guys this is i would say a five-star
three-story defense battleship all right guys i think it is time we've
shown off the interior everything is ready
it's ready to go phil we are launching her the world's biggest the world's
tallest don't tell phyllis grenade
oh i think he knew guys this will be the biggest box fort on water we've ever
done it's a little dangerous it's a little scary first things first we need
to make sure this can actually float and then we can start using it to defend it
against phil but let's get in the water and see
okay guys here it goes will the three story float
that is a massive box and here it goes oh the three story
boxes
fell no call me phil all right jig let's see if it floats
okay dude let's get on you just gotta jump in the door well i can't really
reach that far logan also this thing is massive let's see if it even sails oh
yeah sure dude that is a titan this is a
very large building yo that is massive it's actually a cruise ship
still careful oh build okay phil jumped it
phil oh oh ow ow phil's gone rogue phil's gone rogue he's
taking over our ship dude what how could this happen
phil get back the ship that's our ship we literally spent
all day building the ship and he just takes it can't just take it no no we're
taking the ship back phil got an idea we're gonna attack him with
the attack drone phil phil no no no you're gonna get the attack drone phil
all right that's it you asked for it sacro go jake dude that just went on the
roof that did not work no phil phil okay we
need water balloons all right i'm just gonna try and act like phil's friend
i'm just gonna be phil's friend phil i'm coming on the boat buddy
come on in okay that was easy
phil it's our boat now
it's me and phil ow
that's it that's it jake's going down i'm on the third story now oh yeah jake
jake's going down
okay truce i say we call truce jake we're not even admiring how awesome this
three-story box fort is very surprised you're on the third story without any
issues oh my goodness i'm a cannonball logan
jumping off the third story is insane it's not doable
oh no the world's biggest floating box fort
and he's about to jump bill don't egg him on
logan this is insane i don't know if you should be doing this actually you know
what he should be doing this guys everyone like the video right now so
look we'll do it seventy thousand likes look
the likes are coming and they want you to do it dude
yo guys i think we may have created the ultimate three-story box for
battleship of all time but logan before we bring this back to the general it's
not fully tested i mean yes we just had a massive battle and yes it is
definitely a floating fortress but to fully test this thing we need to sleep
in it i think we need to do a 24-hour challenge
that sounds pretty good also guys do not forget to smack that subscribe
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i gotta go where you going wait don't leave me
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