one tablespoon of garlic powder
i don't have a tablespoon but i do have
this table shovel yeah
wow
this recipe is super serious
sorry i didn't quite get that sorry
about that sometimes siri gets activated
when people say words like sirius and
cereal
sorry i didn't quite catch that sorry
didn't quite catch that
no i'm not talking to either of you
false alarm okay
i'm just a guy trying to charge his
battery in peace yeah leave the guy
alone would ya seriously sorry i didn't
quite catch that
so what's your name stranger iphone
and i orange nice to meet you
ah
say have we met before
no i would have remembered that your
breath is well i'm just gonna come out
and say it it smells like freddy krueger
looks
whoops sorry nah i definitely remember
meeting you oh and i remember how you
died what i died
no i didn't yes you did you totally died
and it was all because you got wet
oh no my soup is boiling over nah
take it easy you must have met my
predecessor i'm an iphone 13. water
doesn't do anything to me
whoa
so you like came back from the dead
are you invincible no i'm not invincible
oh hey
your screen didn't crack my seats always
crack the screens of mere mortal phones
i'm not immortal okay i'm just a regular
old phone with above average ceramic
shield what the hell
i am not i just happened to see those
anvils falling toward me so i moved out
of the way
really you saw all three of those well i
kind of have three cameras also what are
we even talking about right now you just
tried to kill me
good luck proving it iphone you have no
eyewitnesses
get it i
ah
look would you just leave me alone your
soup smells awful your jokes are
terrible and honestly your teeth are the
most haunting thing i've ever seen hey
so what if i got yellow teeth at least i
don't have bluetooth like you
ah
look dude we're both trying to do the
same thing recharge you with your
disgusting food and me with electricity
you know what they call an iphone's
battery don't you yes they call it a
battery
ah they call it apple juice
get it apple juice like juice for an
apple yes i get it oh my god i am so
leaving ah but there are so many other
ways i wanted to try to kill you well
they're not gonna work dude apple
thought of everything short of drilling
a hole through my memory chip you're
never gonna do it
orange what does that rope do
why are you pulling it what's gonna
happen with you
that's a whole lot more gruesome than i
expected
wait i'm okay
wow
maybe i am immortal yeah although you're
probably gonna want to cover up that
hall might i suggest an eye patch
dude that joke was seriously terrible
sorry i didn't quite catch that oh would
you shut up
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