top of the morning money grubbers and
ghost whisperers are like are you all
ready to kill a cat no the gods Jesus
YouTube cam down it's a game I'm not
actually killing cats I love cats
they're awesome but I need to I need to
not press the wrong button
I keep still using these buttons instead
of oh god my Ultra pop oh wait no I'm
supposed to go down that's why he didn't
follow me you you're right Paul trip up
you're right I'm sorry I thought I'd
changed the four last time already
we're going down to 12 the spectral
catch one of my favorite areas in the
game actually because it was so nice
Paul T what book do something you know
when you get a dog and you're like oh
this is gonna be awesome dogs are so fun
and then it's a dead dog and it's just a
ghost and it sits around and doesn't
actually do anything you wanted to yeah
my face when all right we're in he I
always turned the wrong direction this
is gonna mess me up when we get to some
of the harder bosses towards the end of
the game this should be the last episode
though x marks the spot
I was that there the entire time was
that there in the last episodes no
surely not surely you jest jacksepticeye
would not miss something in a video game
that was completely obvious never liked
that one up there
great
oh I did always do the obvious thing
well that wasn't that obvious I did it
technically Luigi I did it Luigi you
don't actually have any control over
your life sorry to say oh wait yeah you
can only use the dark light with the
with this book Jesus it's just your dog
I used to have a joke about Vsauce
I've called dark light where I'm like
hey Vsauce here light but not as you
know it dark light
cuz it's always like wait what that's
what this is this is my dark light my
black light rats let's all rats yeah
baby I hate rats the course and they get
everywhere you eatin pineapples
you're not even alive you go this way
all the way in really
hey Nintendo could we not do this boss
fight that'll be awesome
screw you snack the ships in the water
oh it's these guys
screw you dude I don't even wanna care
okay
[Music]
where's the cat are you in this budget
oh okay okay okay okay yeah you win no
you win it's cool all right turn your
back is my dog asleep ah suck it quite
literally yeah
Luigi's more of a dog person okay bye
can you just stay in this area that'd be
awesome
it'd be okay I [ __ ] that up right I
didn't [ __ ] it up come here yeah drive
and yes he didn't give me that much
money that is just as dirty as I wanted
it to sound every time everyone's like
jag that sounds that sounds Wade earlier
that I think you mean is like know every
single suck and goo joke I've made in
this series is exactly as dirty as I
mean it to be tonight
can you can you just come down can you
come down here can i you can get him
from there okay pull trip up get up
you're a ghost you can yeah okay get a
dog they said it'll be fun they said I
hate this
yeah me too Luigi this is the only part
of the game that I find really tedious
everything else is great I think some
levels maybe shouldn't be in the game
like the dinosaur one and everything
like third they're cool to look at but
they just don't really have they don't
have that genetic qua that some of the
other levels have guys I have an itchy
head yeah we're just getting itchy head
as a gamer
11 nope
plenty of two floors left to do as well
well we can do it Luigi you're the best
boy who's the best boy you are he is you
are - you're the best person out there
don't let anyone tell you differently
look me in the eyes yeah believe in you
they're just mirror ghosts they're not
even as strong as regular go face wait
so do I actually
okay oh yes wait am I on the floor we're
gonna knock it out that's why Luigi got
a big L on your head but you take none
that's amazing you know what they say
Luigi L is for lovers who love one
another and a is for ass of which I like
to eat okay you did come in here
Oh God can I not go around that why
could I not go around that poti what you
do it in here na Guarino is he in here
Polti is he in here did you find him is
he in the toilet no but he is I know
you're the one that gives me a lot of
money yeah buddy oh yes you did it Luigi
you think after all this time you'd be
used to doing it he had to do it to him
I don't see no signs of a cat in here
what did you go in here oh Christ
why is it not working on that hat maybe
have to get rid of all of them
hi Luigi this is the scariest most
intense thing you've ever done
damn it Luigi really mellow a little
it's not even hurting you it's just
knocking you over wait what
there we go you did you didn't even have
anything you were just you just were oh
I see how it is is this the final
countdown but I do do bid adieu do -
okay can I suck the swords out what do
we do to them boy aah
and then okay okay get that suct gone
get the thick silk and out okay okay
okay and now get your goo Oh
thick suck that buddy yeah fix up that
goo
founder haha oh that's cool
all right buckaroo come at me what do
you want what's you got we got [ __ ] huh
okay okay
underestimated you you have a double
attack now daddy
got it good fool me once shame on you
fool me twice not gonna happen bud okay
that was my five I [ __ ] it up I'm
sorry I'm sorry come down again there
you go thank you okay
[Music]
what I was literally spamming that
button as fast as I could maybe any GUI
he [ __ ] why did I do that
he's not affected by go easy at all
great news too easy all that time are
you kidding me oh yeah
finally never have to see that cat again
get out of my sight oh yes that uh her
back to sleep you go
eyyy oh my god I did not realize you
could use go EG that entire time for
those fights but the cat just didn't
care you should go on everything
haha no fourteen luigi not haha he's a
little silly all right who are we gonna
save is it mario first peach hope it's I
hope it's peach last because that means
she might give me a little kiss on the
cheek and I know that that's what
Luigi's been asking for this entire time
[Music]
or maybe maybe Rosaline I'll come down
and help y'all remember when Rosaline it
was like the God of the universe and she
could do anything but yet we still get
into trouble in a hotel with ghosts kind
of feels like everything is very trivial
after Mario Galaxy oh yeah almost full
the dancehall oh we're definitely gonna
save Mario in here I want to see Mario
and Luigi do a waltz together hello
Luigi oh it's a records scratcher what
are they called
needle ooh yeah this is my scene yeah
that sounds like a sick beat it is a
sick beat oh okay I thought I had to
turn all these on yeah I did
okay I see how it works no I don't wait
do that one wait what
ah wait I have two people what am i
doing oh man look at the holy [ __ ] Queen
she actually has like full translucency
that's nuts
okay now do that one I did not realize
that before that's really cool whoa all
right oh yeah I think I did it
oh yeah holy [ __ ] we found the dungeon
the dungeon of money
why does a dance club have prison oh
yeah baby oh yeah baby the gym can wait
OHP on my way let's go
I'm gonna open up a drug cafe and I'd
like those like those [ __ ] ass like
weed coffee shops and in the Netherlands
nah I'm opening up a full cocaine bar
it's highly illegal and really bad for
Humanity but Luigi's gonna do it cuz he
has the money when he has enough money
he doesn't need to care about the rules
of society anymore society should bend
to his whim oh yeah
Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky wig
okay spin them faster
yeah maybe you want us to go the other
way
yeah
okay I don't I don't I don't know I
don't know man how do we how do we do
this dudu oh wait wait wait wait
now I doesn't work all right I'll come
back I'm sorry I just don't really care
I like I like playing the rest of the
game
I like sucking up ghost's VIP line my
name's on the list
look I got everyone's tickets my name is
underlined I know the guy now ask for
ask for Barry now I know him Barry's my
friend fine you don't believe me all
right you're it's gonna be your ass on
the line buddy when I get through here I
Barry's got Eve like yo wait can you let
no EEG in he's a VIP every time oh no
wow I was gonna say oh no I'm scared and
he hit me anyway yeah I knew there was a
ghost behind the counter there always is
[Music]
okay I kind of [ __ ] that one up the
ghost is stuck in the roof do you think
you're trying to steal my Luigi I mean
she's got a high IQ he's smarter than
everybody else
all right you go smen oh you're behind
me [ __ ]
come here clear
come here dammit right oh I'm scary I'm
so I'm invincible
i'ma go they're not your [ __ ] ass all I
said was look on the list my name is
there he didn't and now [ __ ] get
stitches so I'm gonna say oh yeah I want
to take all of your merch and resell it
at a very high profit margin cuz that's
what you get if you don't let Luigi in
bats she'll steal everything money is
the only currency it's all we know
anymore the world is just money from
here on out Luigi
it's not about ghosts it's not about
plumbing you can give up on plumbing
Luigi it's a dead trade reopen these I
can't do this to them honey every time
every time
just use your frickin brain I told you
Luigi is a very high IQ but I do not so
together we can finish the game but not
well give me all that money that's what
you had in your safe that's all you had
in your safe there was more in the
freaking cash register
Spidey's oh yeah that sounds like oh
yeah oh yeah money spider you're so
money spider now got any more money in
there oh I'll take this
that's exactly my style yes and this the
blood moon rises link yep on top Jimmy
no oh yes good job Louie gir he's gotten
so many names over this series we G
Luigi Luigi Luigi I've gotta call him
geeky but that didn't sound right it
sounded like I was insulting some sort
of culture by calling McGee probably
Luigi's culture but will you be [ __ ]
I am accustomed to your shenanigans
can't fool me brah you can't mess with
my depth perception though every time
that happens I'm like is it in front of
me or behind me yeah I got a snowball
out of that one
Ok Go eager you're up it's not a good
sound that type of sound is exactly the
type of sound you don't want your body
making it's like years and years and
millions of years of evolution have led
us to not wanting our bodies to make
that sound oh is it a surprise party no
you guys how did you how did you know it
was Luigi's birthday how did you know
come on how did you know okay
I'll act surprised okay wait for me not
it's stupid no yeah that's the one this
is a terrible surprise party Tiffany
Marek Steven none of my friends are here
easy it's my time you gotta win Luigi oh
hell yeah
[Music]
Luigi forget our pitches peach and rose
leaf [ __ ]
forget about pitch oh it's parappa the
rapper they just I could do too
oh [ __ ] yeah oh it's a dance-off for my
birthday oh you think you can fit it in
better than any pimply benefit of it you
think you can [ __ ] dance with Luigi
out okay he's the one I got him okay
there's about to be a murder on the
dancefloor everybody what what do I do
do I wait for the right guy to show up
which one is it
I don't know what I do
hey I don't know what I do I think it's
this guy in the back left he's not
dancing with the same rhythm as
everybody else
[ __ ] okay what do right who is it who's
not in perfect sync
[Music]
got him nope hey do I just have to keep
getting rid of them this sucks
what is this a 1990s Run DMC music video
stop it damn it
okay mr. one less no no big close
attention to how they're moving
okay you see which one is holding the
book it's probably awkward to dance with
him yeah I know who's at the middle guy
he's out of rhythm Oh [ __ ]
I didn't realize Luigi's do it like so I
just have to keep doing this until I
whittled them all down to zero
God okay I think I see him it's that guy
[Music]
he's over here he's in the back this guy
got him
what but I hit him
Luigi's doing the running man who is it
who's off its you know it's not wait who
is it
they're not all doing the same thing
anymore gotcha
okay that guy
Oh what I hit him hit him
yeah whoa they really do that already
boom boom [ __ ] I can't be it already
she just shoved it up her ass
you know what you got to do Luigi I got
moves too lady
Oh lots of hearts I need those thank God
[Music]
her freaking afro protector pop jeepers
okay I don't know what the dealio is yet
[Music]
okay I was reading a close to do that
[Music]
okay let's bring out GUI G for a second
see if he has any help
nope
[Music]
okay let's see what happens if you spin
yourself out
nothing okay
[Music]
not sure what I do know that's all I had
to do what know that big damage he put
out not that
oh she shows up in different places now
oh I didn't realize that's all I had to
do that's easy
oh I can't get her I thought I could get
her into nice nice one liji okay you
can't do it on that one can't do it on
that one waiting for a furnace up she
just goes forever
Christ oh my god the [ __ ] depths is
so annoying where the hell am i half the
time there you go there you go oh it's
over oh it's over lady it's so over
just like your music career it's so fun
I can't get the hearts before you get
anything else because you're about to
you're about to die from blood loss nice
[Music]
groovy groovy Luigi you can't spell
groovy without Luigi oh the music never
stops cuz the musics in my soul all of
you who have a dog need a doggy boat cuz
the dog needs to eat and the dog needs
to drink I found some money hidden in a
tiny sink Oh Billy dudes your leaders
dead why are you guys here why are you
doing this to me
okay okay okay okay okay
that was that was a rodeo dude don't
even need to slam him oh but I can slam
you if you want if you want if you want
slam oh crap I look at the record
scratch happens way whoo nice
the music's kind of stops and changes
when you suck them up so clever oh yeah
you did it okay wait there was nobody
here I missed some money damn it let me
have to save both at the same time
question mark last war
[Music]
15th the master suite or butt head up
into the penthouse Luigi don't use the
backlight up there because God knows
what type of stains you'll see it is a
penthouse after all you don't know who's
been there with their floppy bananas
we're about to be there though you Mario
peach it's kind of a weird threesome I'm
not gonna lie some of it is very bad so
this is what all the money I've been
saving gets me all that money that
you've gotten Luigi you can have one
night here or build your own hotel
question mark whoa is that a projector
oh dude the dream oh don't be it okay
that was gonna be a movie from the last
people who were in this room how could
my staff be so incompetent
there's no way Luigi we should have
gotten this far I suppose I
underestimated you and that Professor
just a toad a tad congratulations on
making it all the way up here but that
doesn't mean you've won actually this
could be very very good
you Luigi you're about to become the
ultimate gift
cuz you Luigi are a snack once I
captured you and I'm sure once I capture
you and offer you to King booboo he'll
be absolutely delighted with me remember
if Luigi can find a boo
so can you in a way this worked out
splendidly you might as well have
wrapped yourself I can
maybe kingboo will decide to display you
next to his painting this painting I'll
have to ask him Mario Luigi if you want
to save Mario you'll have to come and
find me just follow the smell of my
perfume try not to faint from sheer
terror before then I'll be waiting in
anticipation
I might get turn on vibes mur no that's
not her name that's your brother did you
see that that was your big brother that
means a hotel owner is finally making an
appearance it's funny time for you to
face off right though the hotel owner
risky Mario okay time to go find the big
brother put squeeze squeeze squeeze
gross
whoa
there's no floor there but there is what
the Frick er
does that mean does that does that mean
I could just walk through this does does
that mean no I got that type another
type my brother needs saving
oh yes soak it in Luigi soak it in
penthouse suite yes steal everything
steal everything and then make your own
penthouse oh that one was full of money
I tell you this whole hotel is just a
front for laundering money they were
literally laundering money in the first
episode poof it's just a drug racket
just so many drugs hidden in this place
remember that white powder I found
earlier it was an ectoplasmic
kakai
[Music]
you gotta Coogee are you ready big
leagues okay
nope got him at No
got him hey Luigi get a bougie hell yeah
nice no no my money my money I was going
to lose my money there for a second it
very much scared me huh
abyss scuse me okay hold on get the
money there's a gold bar down there that
doesn't want to come up here
oh oh oh yeah alright grab that and a
fall off secret hidden door
[Music]
all right go back Louie Luigi
is this egg drasil do I get to go fight
Kratos Luigi I love you and you're a
you're a strong man but there's
absolutely no I'll on it away in hell
you're gonna fight Kratos he's he's been
to hell you're afraid of ghosts and
Kratos has probably murdered more people
than anybody Kratos probably the reason
that he that these ghosts are here
[Music]
that's the crud that's the crossover we
deserve
Kratos for smash the rathole there's
something hidden on this tree know what
[Music]
really bisque using water
alright rats you get to live for another
day Luigi why you're not running there
you go lalalalalalalala
Oh
following me his face to her hair can
follow Wow she said is this a shadow
puzzle oh wait hold on
nope
ah that's it
wait that's a there's Luigi not Abu wait
that actually lines up as well but was I
King Boo all along is Luigi the enemy of
the game that would be a twist could you
imagine if Nintendo did that if Luigi
was actually the bad guy all along being
possessed
I wish Nintendo had the balls for that
that'd be so awesome I see you buddy I
see you and those tend to Cleese they're
mine doo doo doo doo doo oh yeah
maybe I should finish all the sections
as GUI G from now on cuz he doesn't make
a noise
man big [ __ ] brain on King boo
everybody else is hiding their money in
their beds King Boo hiding it in the
cushions around his house is this in his
house but it could be
okay what else have you got to offer
King King boo but if the boo is in the
sense of like blue he's gonna feel that
one man I am starving briefly I need
food it was nothing in that bag but it
is a good bag to have because now you
can sell it on the black market
afterwards Wow
Luigi's basically just a Mario version
of Owen Wilson Wow
they're a hidden door here
I know some of you didn't see it because
you're small stinky brain but my I need
to hide my head underneath this cuz
there's so much big brain happening oh
god did I close everything I hit buttons
okay we're still recording good well if
you're watching this of course you know
we're still recording we're still
recording Gordon what do I hit with this
not that oh look boo I'm a huge fan what
the [ __ ] they're invisible lasers well
see that powder on the floor I bet you
could use it to Burt I told you wait
what powder on the floor oh it's just
cocaine there's a [ __ ] ton of cocaine
everywhere okay maybe we wait until the
next turn maybe that has something yeah
okay okay some big turns for the lads
there's no lasers on this one we're fine
wait is that I've never played the old
Luigi's Mansion sir though is that one
of the older ones because they're not
the only ones that actually took place
in a mansion this one is Luigi's Hotel
[Music]
me - Luigi holy [ __ ]
can't do that you're gonna give me a
heart attack I got a hernia a hernia
attack
I really should keep slamming you into
one direction so all the money falls out
in one place that would be the real big
brain of this just like that nice oh yes
was that your house I'm sorry
I need money though I have an addiction
this place is a great place for money
there's a lot of cocaine around wait to
[ __ ] isn't that up isn't that a thing
fine thought that that was a gym but I
guess I'm wrong because the gems in this
area are actually like booze can you
guys for their Oh baby
is this a puzzle like I think it am this
is clever really it's just me that's
clever and the most clever boy the most
clever boy in all the game and I gotta
go back yes I don't have to do all the
revolutions cuz that would be tray
annoying turn it off put the powers of
the whole building yeah I cut the power
to your pimp cabin what are you gonna do
about it now boo snowball
heart attack ooh there was more money
there that I couldn't even see
[Music]
okay just keep suckin there's probably
money hidden everywhere attaboy gooey
gee what a legend um Luigi can you get
back up okay I thought you were gonna be
stuck there bud I thought we were gonna
have to I thought it was gonna be
straight-up murder nice
really it was GUI G that saved the day
sorry Luigi and I should have given that
one to you you need a win but you're
gonna fight the big bad right he's gonna
do it he's gonna prove himself to be the
best Mario brother even got to call
themselves the Mario Brothers does that
mean his name is Luigi Mario and Mario
his name is Mario Mario think about it
no think about it turn to say like wow
yeah Shawn you're the first person to
ever say that I know thank you please
don't take this stupid cocky persona
seriously okay can I have the can I have
my globe back feel like it needs to
smash into something like a pig you did
it
okay music time
WikiWiki a quick WikiWiki wick my name
is Luigi and I'm here to say that I'm
gonna kill the booze in the major way
they're already dead and that is sad I
am also sad cuz I miss my dad this is
all my jokes revolve around missing my
dad people there's gonna be full
consensus from people being like do you
think he actually misses his dad wait
right now that's a goal that's just a
music bar over here I thought that that
was a another thing suck up all the fire
nice I didn't think that would actually
work oh yes
oh brother where art thou okay I got a
key for something maybe it's not even
for a thing in here
wait covered in sand
wait the level changed but the firt back
jeepers
I hate the mummies this floor is filthy
I basically just [ __ ] housekeeping for
this hotel at this point housekeeping
this place is filthy I come in anyway
hey I come in anyway I clean anyway
okay no off me you dance snakes come
here snakes I've heard of snakes on a
plane
but not snakes on a hotel floor haha I'm
gonna do this with snakes on me guys you
wanna have to suck the venom out
you have to suck the venom out of my
nose my god who would have known that
the snakes would be the most annoying
enemy in the whole game
No No [ __ ] sake there we go oh I'm a
mommy I'm scared scary not scared sorry
[Music]
you guys you guys really do not quit
your day job seriously there's another
guy somewhere could you you [ __ ] stay
still thank you
gotcha come here come here
Luigi you dead son oh yeah
all right now clean up all this sand
it's all dirty it's all dirty
[Music]
okay good job Luigi that you missed a
spot if a job is 90% done is the job
even done yeah I am 14 and that was deep
yeah whatever whatever
these have a problem with that
[Music]
suck the balls suck the balls cradle the
balls and suck the shap oh that hurt and
that's just that's just my actual
physical body but my my pride and ego as
well it's this yeah of course this is
just a thing that I can actually just
open dudes Shane Dawson makeup comes
Percy kid Wow
you shouldn't have okay can you move
okay that's a nice dress would be a
shame if someone oh I can open this
thing further or not
oh it just does that Oh God Jesus that
scared me okay
[Music]
what do I do
oh there's the thingy over there what I
can't
now send GUI Jian
there you go weird Oh Oh Luigi Luigi
straight up died the [ __ ] oh god oh god
oh god oh Jesus oh god I hate this
Oh Luigi's gonna die no he not no he not
no he not the [ __ ] boss ass [ __ ]
alright that should make the rest of
this easier umm
don't die okay wait does this not work
the same now anymore
yeah do I'm even talking about game to
keep it balanced keep it balanced big
brain physics time
oh come on Luigi
what are you scared of in this scenario
what is scurrying you scurrying you
alright Senko eg cuz you're a go eg has
a bigger set of balls
[Music]
oh yeah cuz he can't die get over it
Luigi okay [ __ ] all right whatever the
dories is so [ __ ] annoying
alright you get that one to go down you
get this one to go down
you don't stray too far do it like this
and then it's easy-peasy you do like
this then you do like this then you over
here you get the key I know there's a
gem up there okay I know I'm well over
no brother he's fine
pickin spiders money spiders at that me
all the money I needed for my medical
bills
I know Luigi is Italian but he lives in
America and his medical bills are gonna
be astronomical it's already gonna put
him in debt even with all this money
oh there's a lot of spiders here that's
gonna come in so handy I don't care
about the tiny coins
give me that cold hard big money keep
those [ __ ] spiders coming bro I'm up
to 41,000 goal Doritos oh yeah oh yeah
this is these are for my stretch goals
that's that's adding the tennis court
this one's gonna add the pool out the
back I really need my own racetrack
though well that's gonna cover that
what else could I need my own disco No
okay we're gonna have to hold off in the
disco we're not gonna be able to get
that one I'm sorry I wanted a to unless
[Music]
these oh yeah we okay we can afford the
disco floor nice there we go
Hertz I was going to say you can't have
any of it if you're dead yeah break down
the China and sell it for parts
we isn't cold China not that not why is
the country call China I mean why is
like dishware called China like the good
China it does it or did it originate in
China ah we need four keys how many do I
need though how many do I have to touch
to the tone touch my tongue on screen
right now touch your screen we're bonded
for life what did you touch it tastes
citrusy but also like garbage
those are some big tongue keys okay soak
up all the money oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
okay if we keep up this Luigi we might
be able to afford new dentistry for you
let me just come to like come to Europe
go to Scandinavia or the Netherlands are
so heard dentistry is really good there
and also if you're there for long enough
sometimes it's free
is this Luigi's Mansion is the the
series were jacksepticeye made a
political statement about America's
health care it's not even a [ __ ]
political statement okay oh I get it
nice one
God Oh God does this get me if I'm here
no okay
just land it straight [ __ ] on it okay
Oh
wash off the pain of yesterday don't you
go bud thank you sorry Luigi's in your
way
Oh bunny spiders yes yes there's a gym
here as well yes oh yeah and a rubber
duckie is there is there a thing to get
all the rubber duckies in the play
through or something they seem to be
everywhere oh there's a thing
[Music]
did you did you think I didn't see you
there
mr. spider I see everything I have the
ears of a cat in the face of the
Mongoose okay I don't know why I don't
know why I brought you out for that just
do that just get up on the sink when you
need to okay get ready for it nice
Luigi you're an absolute legend never
let anyone tell you differently
whatever the next Mario game comes out
and everyone's like Oh Mario so awesome
don't let it get you down Luigi you're
the better brother in my book
Mario is out there collecting like big
single coins you're out here like
[ __ ] up the system getting the actual
money I love it wait why is this handle
for there's a handle there as if a door
is present oh really you gotta fill up
the sink I am a plumber by trade I know
how a bath works Wow Bath and Beyond
this is the beyond they're talking about
but it's like Bed Bath and Beyond
they're actually talking about the money
that's hidden all over the store did you
know that in Trader Joe's there's a
hidden toy in each Trader Joe's that if
your kid finds I think you get like a
discount or a prize or something so just
rummage through a Trader Joe's just [ __ ]
everything up
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please don't I'll I'll get in trouble
for that somebody will come to me and be
like jacksepticeye you said this I did
but also it's a [ __ ] joke oh no I
mean what am I going to do
Oh God that is a match not made in
heaven weird it goes to goop okay please
please you think you can go up against
the might of Luigi do Luigi's [ __ ]
stacked bro Luigi entered the gym in the
last episode ah God I had that thing
God all of these things just serve as an
annoyance ow
okay give this guy's a big win why can't
you slam that guy having all of these
pots here is just to be like Oh cuz you
can't suck up the ghost at once
it's annoying see what you're doing
video game and I do not like it oh yeah
best Luigi impression ever question mark
no not even close
all right last one wait I've been in
this one haven't I
yeah yeah yeah which is the one I
haven't been in what are you scared of
you cleared this area
Jesus Luigi Oh God Oh God
[ __ ] you bro [ __ ] you and your double
tongs but even need two tongues for [ __ ]
is he not there anymore
Oh for mine then yeah this is the one
hello it's right there Luigi go get it
just what look good [ __ ] lazy Reno's
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alright okay
spray the cocaine everywhere it'll help
you see not a boy Luigi man I meet you
when you clear out this hotel you
realize that no one's gonna be here
anymore like the hotel is gonna be empty
you could probably just take up
residence here like the Overlook Hotel
in the shining like what they left
there's nobody there anymore
except all the ghosts of Christmas past
DICE's money in there I love money how
do I get in okay blow the top off that
globe yes I have a globe in my house but
it just has whiskey on the inside of it
what did you fall over okay you're gonna
have to wait
nice it's my laser turning off sound
pretty epic see that I see that book the
book at the bottom right [ __ ] the key
there's money to gain see that book
that's the key I need I need to have a
secret bookcase door in my house if I
don't am I really living at all or my
house to basically be a Batcave I want
you to come to my house and be like
madness
this place sucks there's only one room
but my entire house is an escape room to
get to the other rooms so if you need to
[ __ ] you're either doing it on the floor
or you're being a genius I don't make up
the rules that's just how my house is
should we stick up all the books any of
these books have money in them or is it
all just knowledge knowledge is great
but money is greater capitalism will
save the world
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there's your quote for the day Oh put me
on Wall Street I'll figure it out
what would that happen if you put give
me a million dollars and put me on Wall
Street and see if I can actually make it
any money put somebody in who has no
idea about how Wall Street works and I
wonder if they'd actually make any money
just by accident I think I would I
probably make like $2 and lose 1.4
billion it's because guys I as much as I
say it and as much as I show it I'm not
really big brain I know comes as a shock
to us all but what if I told you and
this might blow your mind
what if I told you I was a dumbass I
know I was confused the first time I
heard it too
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does it go somewhere or hmmm who that
boy who him is didn't go this way what's
in lucky bin number this one nothing
except more cocaine there's a money
pillow here poop it was bursting at the
seams with glorious capitalism guys
don't forget it's not my money it's our
money
Soviet theme plays there even a ghost
here oh there is a ghost he's here wait
he did it oh yes like he accomplished
something but he didn't woo top down I
hid my flashlight but it didn't work
oh my god that's so sad it's like that's
so satisfied now everybody light up
again it's boring if I can already do
like four oh I don't want that Jesus and
I have to dodge lasers as I'm doing this
are you serious
are you [ __ ] on my dick sorry ok ah
there's a lot of money there I missed oh
I did it I'm a legend I know you just
stay in this hallway there's no bad down
here
nevermind it's just as bad
[ __ ] don't take 20 off me that's a lot
okay okay okay okay get rid of this big
bad oh can I do it I can't I can't I
don't I've lost the ability to can
alright haha come hither friend well
you're not my friend my friends are nice
they come over to my house and watch
movies how might you have drinks
together you is what I would call a
[ __ ] so did no titty head still alive
Oh
two hearts for the boy oh ye oh yeah
alright King you really should go to a
dentist your tongue is disgusting
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I mean those keys are as big as you know
what but that he framed time to install
this Oh garsh Oh was this always here oh
it's the lady okay
I'll mess you up lady I never mess him
up Oh Mario I honestly didn't think
you'd have it in you a scaredy cat like
you making it this fair you're just full
of surprises Hugh who ransacked my hotel
captured my staff with a strange vacuum
of yours and to top it all off you
catnapped my sweetie my little darling
my precious Poulter kitty is this how it
was supposed to happen
oh she got married Simpson hair and an
Abe Simpson face excuse me what did you
call me you weren't supposed to run away
from kingboo like a filthy coward if you
just let yourself get caught and that's
painting King Boo would have showered me
with praise for my brilliant trap but
instead instead I've lost everything
because of you I don't even know who you
are
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mm-hmm get a hold Melisandre thing going
on shall we begin
I suppose I'll just have to deal with
you myself then King Boo will trust me
once more and recognize how useful I can
be to him are you ready Luigi do try to
make this enjoyable for me it's not the
size that counts it's the motion in the
ocean okay all right how we do all right
all right there's gooey G things on the
site Oh God what the what the [ __ ]
Oh ow God go easy go through
[ __ ] it okay
oh no oh did he's hurt go Ichigo through
caroico easy what the [ __ ] oh my god
this is so complex president turn off
each one oh my god oh my god this is so
convoluted Oh careful Luigi careful I
can just do the Oh dip I can't just do
that I get it
if I turn them all off then I won't get
hit by anything and then I can do it
alright this should be enough dumbass
come here
oh go that way so go that way don't go
that way ha ha patch her face it man
this would be so much easier if you were
doing this to player did you imagine I
could all right gu easy you stay down
there okay
whoops oh Jesus
oh okay just stay close to it die a
little too close with her Luigi I'm
gonna die I only have one bone damn it
take some hurts does it be nice
okay you're up GUI G oh no she watered
him he's not a plant
oh oh oh oh every no place to run okay
destructor
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okay this is good this is good this is
very good
all right you only need to do three of
them you don't need to do all of them no
wrong wait
[Music]
perfection is thy name go easy can I
have some Hertz I can't see here we go
oh yeah Oh max damage this is the most
fun I've had with my clothes on for a
very long time lady [ __ ] come on she's
not give me any Hertz wait where's that
wahoo
I knew it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
Luigi makuu eg oh god it's coming back
it's coming back it's coming back okay
okay okay
this new problem is fine take y'all
ready to turn this off immediately
I always make this harder for myself
than it needs to be no no no there you
go there you go attaboy I can do this no
no dammit I guess I can't I know I am
laughing go EG faster but it me suck it
you did [ __ ] suck it
damn it
oh I tried to combine it wait what oh
did I miss my chance I didn't know there
were chances to miss hey that one's
handy okay now do the big ones
oh no I'm not those big ones to some but
I meant your freaky weirdo stop it oh
I'm in the wrong area okay
it kept them from last time really Luigi
really
yes don't go that way one more and
you're done for a lady okay can't take
him out yet
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she's following him
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oh he didn't do it god dammit GUI gee I
hit the button you're such a dumbass
okay okay we can do this we can do this
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can I get yes I can yes i transy even in
death she was a pain in my ass Oh
[Applause]
straight [ __ ] water Luigi good job
bro
now you get to save your bro um he go
what if we didn't say what if we just
leave him in there forever
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Oh cute boys this way no this way this
way this way Jesus Mary Oh mayor is out
for blood it was like yeah [ __ ] yeah
coming this way Luigi the blood is this
away - [ __ ] [ __ ] Tom I'm taking an
unusual presence behind the door Luigi
are you ready to keep going yes I know
it's the end of the game all right well
I got no more advice to give you I wish
you the best week
be careful under what no what Evan did
he die maybe I should have gone and got
more gold bones but I'm I'm ready Jesus
Christ Mario you're gonna give your dear
darling brother a heart attack he's not
gonna be able to [ __ ] where he was
really yeah I know I'm the sucker
brother I'm not I don't [ __ ] platform
like you do see I can't do that Oh
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[ __ ] a Mario yes when the floor
starts crumbling the best thing to do is
stop Luigi
get the pizza and the doughnuts that's
not pizza it's just doughnuts there you
go
sustenance sass tendons you get a gold
star if you get that reference Oh looky
were plumbers cuz I need to figure out
how to clear the [ __ ] out of my ass Oh
dope oh look at the roof sick
Batman's nearby oh man this is so cool
are you kidding me Mario did you not
realize that there was four hundred
thousand dollars behind that this is why
you're the dumb brother what a [ __ ]
show of you know what Mario that's why
mom never loved you that's why she left
but I can't do that you tiny pecker I
didn't want to have to go there but I
did what's at the tone
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well I can't actually go in there it's
just more bats who would have known
oh I have to go this way hey [ __ ]
Mario such a show-off I hate him
he's the worst brother
come on the bro just over here Oh [ __ ]
you you're a piece of [ __ ] Mario [ __ ]
you
do you think it's gonna be that easy
guys
I do we're not even gonna fight poof
graceful as ever
no Luigi ever talks like Kevin from the
office why sale awkward when few were do
trick review the time it fails me Luigi
run away while you had the judge but
instead he's taken for not doable you
oppose me how foolish he made me do any
daughter he got like 4 units and things
to talk about the goals in your path you
know because you talking about those
ghosts do you mean you could take me it
doesn't matter what you beat the hotel
on here baby
Gyan all your friends get away and so
forth dating when you don't stop digging
up a dude I think it out you know I know
bro what this one time on like in tennis
64 all these paintings had worlds in
them and then Mario went into those
paintings it was weird Oh both you I
have to do a buddy good god that voice
is murder on my throat I'm sick of this
no more mercy for you Luigi that's how
he talks now no more tricks
no more carefully laid plans now it's
time for rockin Booga so you're all
going in the painting of course it is
your fate oh no II good
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Sergi right just a few hats
god join'd it my bathing must be to cook
late sorry to keep you waiting are you
ready I don't care pulled your pump out
oh my god really
Luigi gets away with everything all the
time two three four five six wait there
should be 700 doing everyday can't do
that voice anymore
what if I need alright let's how do we
eat this is the end for you what's wrong
here I come
Oh No let's just here what's what
happened my kicks um I'm gonna kick some
booty
I might die though Jesus okay alright
that's one thing no God you slap your
tongue down at me is this your attack
whoo okay
I instinctively press a button to jump
instead of doing the vacuum thing okay
how do we get him can I can suck those
can i okay are you gonna do this loopy
sloop oh god what the [ __ ] dude that
didn't work that didn't work either
he didn't lock on at all hmm okay I'm
ready
what do you want to do you want to go
you want to go bro
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okay I can't flash them or anything Oh
buddy okay I need to figure I think I
hit him with these but I'm not sure
yeah haha bonfire Oh God
gross gross we do
[Music]
oh it's a double suck double suck the
tongue Wow suck it boo
thanks squeegee
um excuse me I have to fight two of them
oh god this is bad
son I have to dodge double the attacks
I'm gonna have to fight three of them at
some point aren't I oh [ __ ]
Jesus oh come on one of them didn't do
it but the second one did that's
[ __ ]
how was he supposed to know okay oh [ __ ]
oh [ __ ] there faster - oh my god keep
your head Luigi you got this just go
where they aren't it's a good solution
right there's something you have to
firebombs at both of you God Oh God
[ __ ] is there any way of getting
healthier oh oh oh come on Jesus Christ
this [ __ ] sucks okay
okay there's one now [ __ ] man
okay good oh okay wanted it all I can
get rid of one and then the other one
just stays okay that's fine I can live
with that whoa that slurpy slurpy can a
four Hertz
throw Bob throw them you piece of [ __ ]
oh come on that's horseshit
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[ __ ] hell please have the guess which
one does the slam attack I wish you can
hit you guys here this is hard man this
is die hard man no do the other attack
it's just a game of waiting now at this
point drop the bombs yeah that one I
like Oh God
so make a main boo the reason maybe I
got it anyway that sucks
there you go
there you go can it hurt Oh God
oh my gonna have to play three of you
now it's okay I have a bone oh oh you
ready you were in the picture
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holy [ __ ] it's the whole hotel gonna go
into the picture
oh my god that's awesome Oh God four
minutes aren't you gonna give me a time
limit Oh God
oh Christ okay stay in the middle oh god
oh god oh god oh god oh god Jesus Christ
[ __ ] it out are they all blew up Oh God
oh Jesus Christ it's even hurt see the
bloody attack where it's coming out of
cuz I'll it's so bright up at the top
god this is obnoxious okay I can do it I
can do it I'm a gamer Oh God oh Jesus
okay lady never strikes twice in the
same place there we go Oh God [ __ ] Shh
okay now I only have three minutes come
on do something
okay okay okay okay so it's the second
one I have to look okay okay okay okay
okay okay okay okay
two and a half minutes come on please
please please please I don't have to do
all of this again this is so [ __ ]
annoying
who's the real one I did it
I met him holy [ __ ] what a guess
oh yes please tell me this is it please
tell me this is it
this is the end right Guinness Guinness
come on come on come on yeah come on yes
yes yes yes please tell me I did it
because I mean I don't want to do more
yeah first try baby
suck it boo yes sucker oh I'm tired I
got this [ __ ] heart thing there was a
higher over here I want to get rid of
this now the power is mine can't believe
I did that first right I was full sure I
was gonna die on it
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nice gooey cheese so scary in the
background
Oh
[Applause]
[Music]
oh yeah nice still life that's good
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the gym broke and he never saw his
friends again oh yeah I don't need the
gym I just need to do that thanks bro
let's never go on a holiday again now
you can sell that and make a or put it
away sell it make your own hotel
[Applause]
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right put on your hard hat before you
get a concussion
dumbass wait there's a tiny little hair
that he's gonna rebuild the hotel for
them cuz they've nowhere to go now
that's sad but also they tried to kill
me oh oh we're getting the story here
yeah we did it we finished
Luigi mansion my first ever Luigi's
Mansion game there was super foot I like
that a lot
wait what's happening yeah hmm I like
that a lot that was a good time there
was a couple of frustrations in it
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I'll get those out of the way first my
little caveats I I like her I didn't
like some of the areas it felt like I
feel like the games too long which to
some people is great because they just
want more and more and more of Luigi's
Mansion and that's fine for me I just
felt like some of it kind of dragged a
little bit there was some areas where
I'm like okay like the whole the gym
level had some fun little ideas but I
feel like it didn't really add much the
cat boss having to chase the cat around
I don't mean the cat boss in itself but
having to chase the cat boss through
multiple floors felt like it was just
padding for time having to go back to
the boiler works with toads all that
kind of stuff I feel like if they just
trim down some of the areas cut out some
of the some of the floors if they kept
it to like I don't know 10 12 floors but
made those real
good like the ones like the tomb the
sand tomb was amazing that was one of my
favorite areas in the whole game if not
my favorite area because it was just so
fleshed out it was so fully realized
that the pirate level was really short
but the boss itself was really good I
like that boss and I had sort of setup
and everything so I'm kind of at odds
with that one I feel like the game got a
little too repetitive which people would
say well that's what Luigi's Mansion is
is that this is the type of game that it
is that you sort of just go through and
you collect ghosts and whatever ins it's
a collectathon and me is me personally
I'm not into collecting on types of
games I like collecting things I like
sucking it all up and everything but I I
hit a limit where I just kind of get
bored and the tedium kind of sets in so
that's why I'm not really the type of
person that this game is completely for
because I never grew up like in those
types of games either however I did
really like this I just feel like a
couple of pacing tweaks here and there
could have sped up the process and made
it feel less repetitive like the
magician area was super cool as well
I wanted give me ten areas like that
that are super fleshed out and really
well realized and each one has like a
different mechanic I really wish the
game had an upgrade system for the
vacuum like a Zelda kind of thing where
after you beat a boss you get a new
thing for the next one so it kept things
feeling fresh it felt like the enemies
kind of got a bit to say me after a
while it was some variation to them but
it didn't really feel like I was
fighting different enemies after like
the first couple of floors they felt
like oh I've kind of seen all the
enemies and a lot of them were just kind
of similar they were just a little
longer to defeat but style-wise graphics
wise art style sound everything was just
[ __ ] phenomenal I would highly
recommend this game if you like the old
Luigi's mansions and you're not sure if
you'd like this one Bonnie you watch the
whole thing by now but from what I've
seen it seems like this lives up to it
and probably is the best Luigi's Mansion
it's not people were saying that some of
the atmospheres kind of changed now or
it's a bit more goofy but I thought they
were always kind of like that but ie I
really liked it don't don't let my
frustrations with the game like some of
the tedium and the repetitiveness and
that kind of stuff I just say that I get
that stuff out of the way cuz those are
the little small things that I think
could have been better but did not take
away from the overall game I thought
overall the game was fantastic and I'm
so glad that I played it I'm so glad I
finished it this is the type of game
that normally would come out and I'm
like I don't know if I'll do a series
does I don't know if I like it enough
people or like it - voices Charles
Martin a and Sam Kelly really but I'm
really really glad that I played it I'm
glad that you guys enjoyed it thank you
for watching me thank you for being here
and going through the whole series and
giving it a chance it means a lot to me
it's these types of series that I think
people will always remember on the
channel doing like like episode whatever
of something it's like I can't forget
about what was in that one but this one
you'll always remember the series and
where you were and how it made you feel
and that kind of serve we built a
mansion We Bought a Zoo
all right I heard you got a prank at the
end for how much money you got and I got
a lot of money
whoa grabby rank that's not bad I think
a is the highest rank in the game I
don't think there's an s-rank in it or
so I've heard but I got a B right I got
AB rank and for someone who didn't
collect everything I just kind of went
through the game as I wanted that's good
I'm happy with that
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where is it you got staying with all the
ghosts and GUI G these some pepole trip
up stayed with me yeah
[Music]
you didn't Luigi you deserve a good a
long rest
good ol all rest that's fun by Luigi
I'll miss you
that was super fun I really liked that
game that made me feel just all warm and
fuzzy from start to finish that's it
it's over Luigi's Mansion 3 my first
Luigi's Mansion I've been excited about
it for a long time because it just looks
so cool and again as somebody who's
never played them it was nice to have a
new one coming over I could kind of like
dip my toe into it and I think that it
lived up to all the hype it's very rare
that that actually happens well the
Nintendo games are very good about it
this is just pure fun game play again I
wish there was a few more game mechanics
to it like other add some sort of enemy
that was immune to just regular sucking
and then you needed an upgrade for those
so that it's just it divvied up the sort
of gameplay mechanics a small bit
because after about Games one how many
episodes they do it's about nine hours
long eight to nine hours long seven to
nine depending on how much you want to
play in it but um a lot after the first
like four hours it felt like I got the
mechanics down and then I was just kind
of repeating those mechanics for the
entire thing so some little upgrades
here and there are some tougher enemies
some more diversity in the enemy types I
think would have been cool there was
like five enemy types we're still fine
but there's a lot of floors to split
those up between I feel like the first
half of the game is way stronger than
the second half of the game because
getting to know the hotel getting the
story getting the premise to set up and
it being all kind of spooky and then it
kind of devolves into like just fun
levels which is those levels were great
but the atmosphere kind of falls away
after a while it just becomes a pure
game play so I feel like shortening the
game a small bit cutting out some of the
fat and keeping some of that spooky
atmosphere I don't know I don't know
what I'm saying as I'm like what I'm
saying I'm trying to like try to give
positive criticism when it comes to
these types of things I don't like to
say like
that part sucked I hated that but say
why I think it could have been better
but overall like I said don't let this
confuse you I did really like the game
I'm just saying what I thought could
have been because the other said the
stuff that was great it's like I can't
really say much more about it it was
amazing that that's it that's the whole
tweet but the other stuff that I'm like
I can kind of go into a little bit more
but anyway Luigi's Mansion 3 done dusted
amazing beautiful perfect gate well the
perfect no games perfect but I I really
highly enjoyed it if you want to go out
and get it for yourself if you've been
curious about it I highly recommend
going book to buy it there's also a
little bit of replay value in it that I
can go back and find all the rest of the
treasures and the stuff that I missed so
really great but thank you guys for
watching it don't forget to leave a like
on the video if you enjoyed this and if
you enjoyed the series if any of you
watch the entire thing sound off in the
comments I'd like to know who stuck
through the entire thing thank you for
that I really highly appreciate it and
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channel who knows what it'll be but
we'll figure it out together but until
then a big thank you and a massive boo
bye
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