As you may know, my very, very, very favorite thing
about Halloween is sending Andy through a haunted house.
[LAUGHTER]
I think it's everyone's favorite thing.
With the pandemic, the bad news is,
there are no haunted houses this year.
The good news is there are haunted drive-throughs.
So please, enjoy Andy at the LA Haunted Hayride.
[CREEPY MUSIC]
Hi, there.
I was 100% positive I wasn't going
to be doing anything haunted related this year, obviously,
because of the pandemic.
And then Ellen and the staff of our show
found something that is COVID compliant--
sickos.
[SCREAMS]
[BLEEP]
[HOWLING]
God!
You said it was nothing.
I asked you.
OK, Andy, we're getting ready here,
and you're just going to follow this car.
OK, I'm already nauseous.
[CREEPY MUSIC]
There's no one around me right now.
So far, so good--
this is very manageable.
Welcome in my theater.
God!
It's like a drive-in movie is what it is.
There's people here with families.
Insanos.
I thought it was done.
But it was just starting.
Suddenly, I don't enjoy this.
I don't know how to lock.
I don't know where the lock is.
[CHAINSAW SOUND]
Ah!
No chainsaws!
OK.
Oh, no.
Ah, what?
[LAUGHTER]
I see you, stilts.
I saw you coming.
How long is this going to last for?
Ah!
[TASER SOUND] OK, OK.
So it's a lot of [INAUDIBLE].
OK.
The stilt guy really trying for the attention,
and I see him because of the STILTS!
Ah!
What was that?
Is there something there?
Ah!
[GROWL]
[SQUEAK]
Ah!
They're holding a cart.
[LAUGHTER]
The gas thing makes me nervous because then they're
going to make an explosion!
[LAUGHTER]
Why is it quiet?
[SUSPENSE MUSIC]
Ah.
[LAUGHTER]
[BANGING SOUND]
Ah!
I'm OK.
[STATIC SOUND]
It's the same thing-- the rattle.
[HONK]
Ah.
[LAUGHTER]
[BLEEP] weirdo.
I see him.
Aw, hi.
Ah!
Enough of you.
Again with the gas can.
Ah, [BLEEP].
Ah!
It's you.
I like, you.
[BLEEP] Same guy with the [BLEEP] gas can.
[LAUGHTER]
Ah, stop.
I'm looking this way-- you don't do that.
OK, OK.
All right, I see you.
The [BLEEP] gas can.
How many times is he going to do it?
There's got to be other customers here.
[LAUGHTER]
Ah, stop.
Ah!
It's not my car!
No, with the shaking, no!
They're shaking the car!
Help!
OK!
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
They're shaking the car through the walkie-talkie.
Yeah.
Did you have fun, Andy?
Yeah, just great fun that one.
Good.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, we'll be right back.
Thank you.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos,
like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things
like ball peen hammer.
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities
if you're into that sort of thing.
Ha!
[BLEEP]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
God, [BLEEP].