was just checking okay well then you checked okay so are you gonna be pouring that coffee anytime
don't be embarrassed snuffy i'm just teasing
little ambiance. this is a diner I don't do ambiance. Okay work argument at a tim
why are you taking her son taking her side
im not taking her side
well sounds like you're taking her side
well wash out your ears i'm not taking her side
don't worry about it, i haven't seen anything. People always say that. Well when it's me its true
accidentally using your crazy teeth which isn't crazy about my two faces so what i don't like salmon i like normal flavor and what exactly is this normal flavor you know striped striped it's not a flavor it isn't a toothpaste world
some good-looking pickles
what are you doing? i'm admiring your pickles
he doesn't care what happened to skippy nothing happened to skippy? Nothing!
was the last time you put those things on
oh you are constantly trying to ruin my fun
do they even fit anymore?
yes they fit they look rusted
so tell me why you're doing this? because you told me to
went under the chair and threw a hole in the floor there is no hole in the floor there was a hole in the floor and then she threw it and fixed it.
so she's a super intelligent chick with great physical and deductive skills ?
yes
oh this is not a chick i want to find
why does the song keep playing? because i put the cd player on repeat
we're supposed to be eating on the ground says who every picture you've ever seen of a picnic shows people eating on the ground yes and every time i have seen a picture of people eating on the ground i thought what the hell are you people doing sitting on the ground
jeez what the hell is going on over there?over there ?hold on you. hold on too
not my question well that's my answer
wait what's that luke plus Sissy. start your speech
tuskin countryside then i'd go to italy
i'm done no you can't be done i'm done there's more i know it it's germinating i'm done i'm at peace there's no more
just the smell of manhattan. i knew it, there was more
your passing is very distracting.i said nothing i'm getting a vibe i can't control my vibe
no that's not what i'm saying
but you said it and i agreed so i win
how do you win?
because i have the high ground that gives me the upper hand on anything you got
oh 13 different shades of red what is wrong with you make it too easy am i standing here relax Snuffy let's talk
Don't start this again i'm not starting anything. Good
...i mean if you just stored the mattress. that's where we're not starting
the single bed
what's wrong with a single bed?
you know what they say. no what do they say?
never ever date a guy who owns a single bed. it means he's not open to a commitment
what?!
it says there's no room in the life for anybody but me
no it says there's no room in this bed for anyone but me
why are you wearing my shirt i put it on to go get coffee downstairs well you don't keep it upstairs the diner's open you're kidding you walked into the diner like?
that i'm uninvited
why the hell would anybody celebrate christmas two weeks early?
did you even hear the part about me being uninvited?
To your parents fake christmas party? yes i did hear that
all this is yours as far as the eye can see yes it's quite an empire built for myself
how'd you get in? um your bread guy let me in. i'm switching bread guys
hello sailor, bait your hook for you. you look ridiculous. i look adorable
frosted flakes since when do you buy frosted flakes
okay so you know what's great about this country? nope
what do you think? i think you shouldn't break and enter
it in a red hot mama . okay .big pretty dish of loving with a spoon made especially for you. boy do i not feel good now
i didn't tell you not to get the purple. oh my god you didn't like it. i didn't care about wallpaper
is this bothering you? this conversation yes
are you guys talking about me
no
yes
no it's a hole how did it happen dirt what dirt bad dirt hole
damn oven
what's up with the damn oven
i bought this damn oven and the thermostat doesn't work the damn
the damn thermostat or just the thermostat ?
you're being cute?
sorry go on
i hate shopping for furniture, for me kids are easier. i love shopping. go to sleep
Oh one last thing, i'm not taking messages for you anymore! sorry. what are you doing business cards printed up? people just know i'm here a lot. i missed a call from my meat guy because i was on the phone discussing Gu Smoke's deviated septum
why aren't you excited? i'm very excited. well jump around or something. all right you're going in the pool
but you will not talk about me. why, it's fun we wear plaid take turns not shaving our legs. there will be no Luke talk period
oh can i make one more suggestion? nope
where's your coffee
i'm getting your coffee
that's not a whole lot better
this discussion is now over