Hello everyone, my name is CinnamonToastKen joined once again by the buff Pro you can find him on twitch
So this week the glorious, Dr. Phil
He's reviewing a product called Jilly Juice
And the creators claim that it can cure
pretty much anything that's wrong with you
You know if you got some sickness
You should get you some Jilly Juice
Oh shoot!
You got some depression? Jilly Juice will help that
Oh, Good!
Yeah, you got some maybe AIDS
Jilly juice
(laughter) lets check it out
So you you ask people this is two and a half cups
And you want people to build up to drinking a gallon of this a day
Right
Alright, so first off
That looks gross
That's straight outta swamp
Is that Jilly Juice?
I hope not
I don't even know if i want Jilly's Juice anymore (i don't know)
K, you wanted people to drink a gallon of that green stuff?
People are very malnourished
That girl knows (Yeah, she knows, she knows) shes like
*noises of obvious disgust*
your so immunocompromised
You're not absorbing all the nutrition that's why you see mutation from people and so
*Wheeze filled laughter*
Dr.Phil is like
*sniff*
(This is dank!)
Do you drink this yourself? *laughter*
So here's the protocol
Jilly Juice, Two cups a day
Work up to a gallon
Healing management
Prepare for pain
you acknowledge that they're gonna feel really not great when they start drinking this
They're gonna feel the yeah, they're gonna feel "healing"
*Laughing in shock*
WHAT?
One of his points on the board it says prepare for pain
It's gonna heal you but you have to get rid of the badness
You got to burn it out
You know like back in the day when you got a cold they had to let your blood out your body so you could heal
I assume you have pictures of people that have regrown arms and stuff
Absolutely not (laugh) because i have'nt gotten that far
I've only been doing this for a year
So you don't have any proof that this really grows on
we got reinformed already
*Laughter*
I was thinking, you know, the color reminds me of piccolo
*Laughter*
It's hit me like a con-artist already like she's like like
Fast-talking and like using a roundabout ways to not say or admit to anything (Yeah, yeah)
She's like, I'm gonna do it for year. It could grow arms. Could it?
Dr.Phil's like "you have no proof" you do you have any training I have enough training
Do you have any training
I have enough training
by looking at the internet and by actually taking information
*laughter*
The internet training
*Unintelligible Blabbering*
She knows that this stuff will cure
what, did she think that
Dr.Phil brought her on the show too like yes, come sell your product on my show. (Yeah), come on doc
All right, (let's get to the bottom of this)
Do you have any biochemical training?
(No, absolutely not)
No medical education or degree? (No), you have no medical license. (Nope), You have no scientific studies
(Nope), you have no clinical studies? (Nope) No human studies? animal studies?
Dr.Phil's got like, a freakin' presentation ready (Yeah)
He's like "You don't have any of this stuff, right?"
Your claims are that you can regrow organs and limbs (Right!)
(Ageing to live to 400?) hold on a second
I gotta go back and look at that
*laughter*
So you can age to 400 you can cure cancer down syndrome it can kill your homosexuality. (Oh my god)
IT CAN CURE AIDS!
*satisfied laughter*
Jilly Juice, it's got it all so I wonder if I drink like a half a gallon if I can get up to 200
Yeah, just 200? (well, I mean a full gallon gets you to 400) Yeah (Yeah) Yes every day, right? (Yeah)
(I'm just trying to drink a half a gallon) It get 200
200 if you only drink like, you know, like a 4th you can live to like 100, you know
Which is what you may be able to live without it. I don't know
If I'd lose my arm
In an accident, so I drink this and that arm is just gonna regrow
He's like "Come on girl"
(he's like I've seen Dragonball Z) you have to like concentrating like
*Noise of constipation*
brand-new arm
And you say that this will
reverse
Homosexuality? (Yes!)
Hes got to it, he's like, "so"...
*smacks lips*
"You're gonna reverse
Homosexuality because it needs to be healed right? Is that what you're saying? Okay. I want to hear how she explains that one. (Yeah)
Yes, because, here's how we look at humanity
There's a male and there's a female right you have a reproductive system that gets mutations and it misfires signals and increase
Anomalies. life is procreation life is also is also protection, vibrancy, help
*Laughter*
He's like
*moan of misery*
She started on this real big rant, and Dr.Phil's like
*More Moans of Misery*
And he's like, "Maybe i'm gonna have to drink this juice right now"
"Can i get some vodka for this?"
"I'm gonna have to regrow my brain right now after this girl, god"
(If you happen to be homosexual then you might as well just do this and see what it does to you)
That is just outrageous
(It Is!)
That is outrageous
(Of course it is!)
*Lady gets cut off by people clapping for Dr.Phil's logic*
*man attemps to run up on stage*
did we just have an old dude rush the stage?
(Was he trying to get the Jilly Juice?)
Was he trying to get the Fountain of Youth
*More Unintelligible Blabbering*
Either that, or he's trying to choke her out
I wonder if that was Doc's assassin and he just took the inopportune time
and he was like, "dude, not in the show! man"
GAH
"I paid you to take her out, AFTER the show"
The Jilly Juice
explanation of what all it can cure some dude try to jump onstage and get the juice and I think now we're gonna get to some
People have actually tried it out maybe?
Well Karen says Jilly juice caused her to suffer two strokes
but when she complained Jillian called her a fear monger and blocked her
This old lady had Jilly Juice and had two strokes off of it? (DANG)
she had one stroke and kept taking it? (and kept doing it?)
doctor you Dean says it in cute ingesting of
of that degree of sodium can put an individual at very high risk for a stroke
We got they got the doctor out there do it doctor sighs just like all right
Oh god, we got professional looking at you stuff
What you gonna do about that girl?
the claims obviously are outrageous, but the harms are even more concerning the harm is even worse
(The harm is even worse than the claims?) Yeah
The claim I mean the claims are already
Out of this world but what it actually does is worse. Yeah, it's a good thing
They didn't let that do the jump on stage
He could've just exploded
regardless of whether using
Himalayan salt or any other kind of salt the mineral content may be different but the amount of sodium is 40%, it is just the same
Jesus Christ 40 precent
Made me spit! spit drink a gallon of like almost half sodium just straight salt and look at her face, shes like
*sound of snobbish lying*
Yeah, you drink it yeeaah
Consumption of that degree of sodium can cause hemorrhaging in the brain
seizures
respiratory distress, organ dysfunction
(WOW)
Geez, you'll be cured of all these things. Don't worry about the living to 400. That's not gonna happen
*Laughter*
But everything else is cured because you're dead
The second point is that these waterfalls are diarrhea
We just hit play again, and she's talking about the waterfalls/dairrhea
And this was how she called "These are waterfalls" (Wow), you get the you get diarrhea
It's just your cleansing. No
you don't lose electrolytes in diarrhea is
Completely false
Its not diarrhea
*Laughter*
ItS NoT DiArRHEa!
You're getting diarrhea, you get dehydrated. It is literally killing you. (It is literally killing you )
this claim about
living 400 years
Reasonable or outrageous claim?
I mean, outrageous
Dr.Phil is interested "is living 400 years
Outrageous, yeah it is. oh god dang. (dang)
look, the medical community does not pretend to have all the answers
(Yes they do)
*Laughter that sound like a broken car trying to start up*
She disagrees
YeAh THey dO!
They pretend but they don't, but my does ( My juice does)
Dr.Phil brought the doctor in, and she's torn apart
(Let me cancel my order)
*Laughter*
Cancel the order
I was gonna live until like, 800, man
GAH
When you do the Jilly Juice and you have detox symptoms, it includes diarrhea, chills
Sometimes even fever
(you want me to drink a gallon of this
stuff that gives you a fever?)
(The chills and the shakes) And the diarrhea
(AAHH MAN) woo!
Water falling you are purging out, with some force the things that do not belong in your body
You were purging out with force?
You're not just like going. Oh, that's some diarrhea you go there like
*sounds of constipation*
*sounds of no longer having constipation
You say that you've had benefits from this?
(That is correct)
All I can say is You've been warned
Did you have these, uh, waterfalls? (oh definitely) gives you diarrhea
(Its not diarrhea)
everyone's like, '"it gives diarrhea" "ItS NoT dIarReA" *Laughter*
The reason why you're having their waterfalls is because you're reinforcing your immune system to purge out what doesn't belong
Well, you don't know that that's just something you say
You have no training at all, you say that you diarrhea without losing electrolytes, this is ridiculous
How exactly is violently peeing out your butt's supposed to help your immune system. I have a question. Have you tried it?
There was a time in our history that we talked about the wild wild west
Now we're talking about the wild wild web and when you read something on the internet
Just because it's out there
Doesn't mean it's right because there's absolutely no control over what somebody says
That's pretty good. People go in and all the time. They're like, oh man
I got like a headache and my foot hurts and you go like on the internet. They're like, oh man you're dying
Go ahead and like make it real out. Say give your goodbyes dinah. Put fungus is gonna kill you this lady has
Absolutely, no training whatsoever
in medicine the Medical Sciences biochemistry neuroanatomy
Nothing whatsoever
She puts cabbage in water and adds a bunch of salt and says this will grow your limbs
Proceed at your own peril to the haters that attack me you can too join us or you can go and live your controlled lifespan
And be sick for the rest. Jeez
To all my haters you can join us or die
I live out your normal lifespan Wow. Okay. I got a fart