- Hello, I'm Tan France
and this is Dressing Funny.
Each episode,
I'm dressing some of the funniest people on the planet.
- I do. - I don't.
No!
Today's guest is Pete Davidson.
- Hi, handsome.
- Hi, how are ya?
- I'm great, I just got my results back.
I ain't got shit and there were some sketchy ones.
- Well, that's why I'm glad that we didn't use protection.
- Yeah, yeah, I feel like it's disrespectful.
It is, if I was a girl,
I'd be like, "What, do you think I'm dirty?"
(laughing)
I never wear a condom, I'm a gentleman.
- Pete Davidson, everyone.
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- I feel like I should be taking a Plan B.
- Oh, tell me more about that.
- I don't know, it's just the vibe that I get.
This is very like, where's my birth control?
(laughing)
- The last time we did this was a little bit ago.
- Yeah. - A lot's changed.
Your skin looks great.
- It's water. - Is that a lie?
- Apparently drinking Mountain Dew all day
is not good for you. - That can
really fuck you up.
How is your mum?
- She's great.
- You're living with her. - Yeah, we live together.
- You live together.
- Yeah, we're roommates. - Is that what
you're calling it? - We're roommates!
- She's a really cool mom.
- She's cool.
You know how your mom could be cool to everybody
but it's like your mom. - Yeah.
- So you love her,
but you're like, "Chill out, dude."
- B.D.E.
- Oh god.
- It doesn't give you a point of pride?
- No, it's embarassing.
- Oh my god, I'd be bragging to everyone.
I'm that guy.
- Well, I guess it's better
that it's not the other way around.
- Yeah. - I mean,
I'm complaining about awesome things.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Good problems, Tan.
- Yeah, it's a really good
problem-- - Good fucking problems!
- So here's my concern.
I've got one thing that I want to put you in
that might highlight
that.
- Yeah, you're gonna bring out my nice butthole eyes?
- Did somebody say that?
- People say I have butthole eyes
'cause I don't sleep very much and I have Crohn's.
So my eyes turn different colors.
But I like it, I like my eyes.
- I love your eyes!
- I like looking like a raccoon.
(laughing)
No, seriously.
Everybody else's eyes, they're regular as fuck.
And I look sick and scary.
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- [Tan] I kinda wanna see you
in a different version of a sweatpant.
You wear sweatpants all the time.
- Those are awesome.
- These are awesome.
Thank you so much. - Those are great.
- I've seen you in something like this before.
It's a simple, long sleeved shirt.
So that's just gonna cover.
And then I wanna see you in pink.
- [Pete] Yeah.
- This is meant to be my version of Pete.
Do you ever wear brogues or oxfords?
- I thought oxford was a school.
- It is also. - Oh.
(laughing)
- Yeah. - You try those on, Pete.
You try those on. - Yeah, cool.
There's not a lot of mirrors.
There's nothing worse than a bathroom with a lot of mirrors.
You catch yourself jerking in it.
(laughing)
What do you guys think?
- You know, I'm not hating it.
It feels like if I were to see you out and about,
I wouldn't think, oh, he looks really crazy different.
It just--
- This is like a nice lunch outfit.
- What lunch spot would you be going to for this?
- I don't know.
I don't know, Houlihan's?
- Oh, very nice.
Do you often get dressed up for lunch, Pete?
- I do.
(laughing)
It looks great, very, very fuckable outfit.
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- Now can we give you a John Mulaney?
- Yeah, Mulaney time. - Mulaney time.
- All right. - Okay.
So I'm gonna put you in a suit.
- [Pete] Okay.
- You're gonna be in it for a very little amount of time.
- Okay.
- When you said that you don't wear turtlenecks
because they make you look like--
- Eeyore? - Eeyore.
- I just don't, I don't really hold my head up.
I'm learning how to do that, though.
I bought the, Apple made this thing
that you can put on your back or whatever.
- Yeah, that changes your posture.
- Yeah, but I'm waiting,
I'm trying to use it on one of my friends first
to see if it's funky or not.
- Who's the friend?
- It's like the lesser tier friend.
- Oh my, no!
- It's a friend we're not afraid to get rid of.
(laughing)
- So he said he was a really good person,
he's just balanced it out.
But he's gonna swing it back around.
- Actually,
I'll try the turtleneck. - Okay.
Will you give this a shot and then,
you know you could do the boot with it.
That's not gonna piss me off.
If you wanna try it,
you'll see. - I'll try the boots.
- Okay.
It's Cimmaron.
- Yeah, sure.
- It looks so good.
- I look exactly like Coulson.
- That's a good thing.
Like the guy looks hot. - Yeah.
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- I love that I put you in a suit
and you're just going right into the burger.
Does your mom date?
- I'm trying to get her to.
- How do you feel when your Mom dates?
- I'm okay.
Somebody should slam her.
(gasping)
Seriously.
She's been not with anybody since my dad died.
Somebody needs to get up in there
and get that lady off my back.
(laughing)
- She might see this, Pete.
- I don't care.
- Do you talk to her like this?
- I mean at this point, I might fuck her.
- Oh!
If she would bring somebody home
and you thought he was a dick,
would you say something to her?
- Yeah, I'd be like, "Hey, that guys not cool.
"But get it in."
You know what I mean?
Nobody's allowed.
- Let me get you a napkin.
- I'm fine. - Here.
- I'll just use this jacket. - Here's a tissue.
No no no.
You don't need to use the suit.
That's all right.
There you go.
This is Mulaney's look.
Mulaney does stand-up. - Yeah.
- I know you've done stand-up
on the tour that you were doing all spring.
- Mhmm.
- Is this gonna turn into a full on tour?
Would you do actual stand-up on your own?
Have you done stand-up on your own?
- I do stand-up on my own
but I don't, it's not fun.
The road is very sad and depressing.
As I'm sure you could imagine now.
- No, I love being on my own
in a hotel room. - Even when
you're with your homies,
it's still sad
you're not home. - Yeah, yeah.
- I'm not touring unless it's with Mulaney
or any of my friends.
- Do you enjoy doing it?
- It's the best.
- The actual performing.
- Yes.
The actual, everything else sucks
but being onstage is great.
I think that's true with everything.
Everything sucks but the actual work.
- You said that it's depressing.
- Yeah.
- You are very open
about the fact that you suffer from mental health issues.
- Yeah.
Lots wrong up there.
- What's going on?
- It's not the coolest thing to have
but go to a doctor and get yourself checked out.
- Do you talk to your friends about it?
- Yeah.
I mean we all talk about it, we all,
I'll be like, "Hey, I'm gonna be weird today."
And they're like, "All right." - All right.
- That's the wonderful thing
about everybody knowing I'm nuts now,
is now they don't think I'm a dick.
They're like, "Oh, yeah.
"He's just having a rough one today."
- Yeah. Uh-huh. - Yeah, yeah.
- But it's common with comedians.
- Yeah.
Luckily there's this thing called Klonopin
and now it's pretty much always great.
- Oh, I don't know what that is.
- It's great.
I have a Pez dispenser filled with it.
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- Final look. - Awesome.
- So we're gonna go out to dinner.
I wanna make sure that you're dressed appropriately.
We're going somewhere fancy.
- Okay.
- So I'm not gonna give you a Pete look.
I'm gonna give you Tan's version of new Pete.
- [Pete] Okay.
- Pete are you done? - Yeah.
- Can I come in? - Of course.
- [Tan] Oh, you've been done.
- Yeah, I was just chilling here.
You took a while.
I was hoping you'd come back.
- [Tan] The jacket's killer.
- Yeah, I'm like Danny Zuko in today.
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- Can I tell you why I put you in this?
- [Pete] Why?
- It is a kind of a Tan, Antony look.
- Your shoes, Antony's jacket, Bobby's jeans.
Bobby wears loose fitted jeans.
- Does he? - Somebody gotta
tell that motherfucker where the jean store is.
- One thing that I haven't asked you about at all,
what's going on with SNL?
- We just finished,
I finished my 5th season.
- Uh-huh? - And we have hiatus.
It's pretty much like school.
Where you just have summer vacation.
We all just get to do other projects and stuff.
- We're still lovin' it?
- I do. - Good!
- It's a job but-- - It's a job.
- But there are still moments where you're like,
"Yo, that's fucking Adam Sandler."
I got to see him have fun
and to know that you could still have fun
30 years in. - Yeah yeah yeah.
- Just like, during Opera Man.
He stopped once and he went.
(laughing)
- Yeah, I notice.
- That's fucking,
oh man, that's so awesome.
- Is he your favorite of all of 'em?
- Yeah, he's it.
I mean, it's Sandler, Eddie Murphy, Burr, Chappelle,
and Mulaney are my top five.
- You're ready to go out for dinner?
- Yeah, I'm ready to go.
- Sushi?
After you.
- [Pete] Hope you're hungry.
- All right, here we go.
Okay.
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