One order to go, Bownser!
But I'm real villain!
At least I am on television! Please!
Nooooo!
Come on! Really? This is asgardian leather you buffoon!
It stains like you would not believe!
Can't you just do that magic thing? Make it disappear?
Of course I can! But that's not the point.
Then what is the point?
Looking Awesome! Duh!
You have to respect the look! It took years to put all this together...
Some of it is stolen. Some of it is bought. And some of it I made all by myself!
It is the best costume in its place, and it irreplaceable!
Really? The best? Then why aren't you wearing the whole thing?
I'd I don't know what you're talking about.
Yes you do.
Fine.
*laughing*
Stop laughing!
The helmet works!
Is that why you got rid of it for Thor 2?
Hey look it's the Tesseract!
The tesseract! Where? Whoaah!
*laughter*
Very funny, you jerks.
Relax. The helmet, its unique, it's you.
you gotta have something that's just you in fact...
you wanna know where I got these clothes surely the answers not
from Batman. They're custom! Yep!
100 percent Untraceable!
Unless you happen to stop by a Party City.
Yes I think they carry wands there as well.
I told you my wand cannot be replaced by some cheap...
plastic vacuum molded muggle design..
Speaking of replacing things... I have to say...
You could use a better look, Voldy.
Whaaaaaat? I am the dark lord! Black robes are awesome!
What he said!
But so boring!
Boring!? Well what would you suggest?
Capes are a nice look!
Scales are functional and quite intimidating.
Extra arms?
Unexplained accessories can be nice
The handlebar mustache... classic.
How about some fire to change your look?
Have you considered a mask?
They hide your face in disguise your voice.
Which can have unintended consequences.
Yes! Like being completely incomprehensible.
What are you saying?
What are YOU saying?! So what do ya say, Voldy?
No!
At least add a mask...
it will help with... you know.
wut?
You are aware that you don't have a nose right?
ENOUGH! That's it! My look is both evil and terrifying...
I cause grown men to cower in fear...
I cause children lying in their beds to wake from nightmares
don't shriek at every shadow on the wall!
All living beings fear me to the depths of their souls... what the? What's happening?
*laughter*
Gryffindor!
Loki!
Villain Pub- To The Tailor!
I think costumes are over-rated.
But you look Marvelous, Darling!
Love the hair!