Hello!
Once again, today, Joan (pronounced Jo-ahn)
Joan… (pronounced Jo-eun)
Ah, sorry~
Alright~ I’m here with Joan!
How long have we known each other for?
I don’t know...
When’s our anniversary date?
I’m kidding, I’m kidding, I’m kidding~
Well, I do have it though because I wrote down when we hung out.
Ah! Not like, “Jina and my anniversary!”
Why are you making me look weird!
Make me…? Strange? (Joan is unsure of the proper grammar.)
We’ve actually only known each other for a few weeks.
Honestly, I think this is the third time we’ve hung out?
Ah… that’s right...
Wait, no! It’s the 4th time!
Ah, it’s the 4th time?
But it feels like we’ve known each other for so long!
It seems like we’re a perfect match.
Yeah, totally.
I like you.
Yeah… me too...
What was that….
Okay, since we’re going to be speaking Korean and English, there are subtitles underneath for..(Jina gets tongue-tied)
Are you sure you’re good at Korean?
Maybe?
for you to read so you can more easily understand us.
Today, what are we doing? Two Truths and One Lie!
Just in case you don’t know how to play, we are going to say 3 things.
2 will be truths and 1 will be a lie.
We just need to figure out which is the lie.
Then, your turn!
Number 1 is, I have 20/20 vision.
My second one is, my first video on YouTube was a video of me dancing to GD’s Heartbreaker.
What?
You’re my heart, heart, heart breaker~ do you know that song?
Ah… yeah, I know that, of course…
That apple?
App.. really?
I really like GD.
Ah… okay...
That’s number 2, and number 3 was, I gained 17 pounds in college.
That’s like, 7 kilos, in college.
I know this one.
I know you’re not going to dance on your YouTube video.
So, number 2.
You’re right.
But let me explain.
Number 1, I don’t need glasses, I don’t need contacts.
I’m just blessed.
Jealous~
Number 2, is my first video on YouTube was a video of my cousin dancing to GD’s Heartbreaker.
But I deleted it so I don’t have it anymore.
My younger cousin was 5 at the time.
That’s cute~
My brother is a good dancer, so he was teaching my cousin how to dance.
We just took a video and then uploaded it onto YouTube.
Technically, that was my first video, but it wasn’t me. I can’t dance.
That’s right, I can’t even imagine you dancing on video.
The third one, I did gain 17 pounds in college.
What did you eat?
Pizza, hamburgers, everyday.
But after coming to Korea, I lost 11 pounds.
Cause of lifestyle changes.
But the gwaja(snack) is so good~
Our last video, if you haven’t watched it, please check it out.
Alright, your turn.
These… they’re all dirty things.
Number 1, I’ve peed my pants before.
Number 2, I’ve thrown up in a bus before.
Number 3, I’ve burped on a blind date before.
But do you want to know something funny? They all seem true?
What! Really?!
You too?
No, you!
Ah… me? What kind of person does she think I am...
I’m going to say number 2 is a lie.
What was number 2?
Throwing up in the bus.
Ddeng! (Korean incorrect sound)
Oh wait, let me guess. Number 3. The burping one.
Ddeng!
You’ve never peed your pants?
Yeah~
Even when you were a child.
Not even once.
My mom can vouch for that.
Wow, you were such an angel child.
Number 2, throwing up in the bus?
Yeah… this one… after I drank… because I live in Incheon I had to take the bus.
I drank a lot in Seoul, but I had to go home… so...
But on my way...
I didn’t feel very good...
But I didn’t throw up on the floor.
I had a plastic bag.
I feel bad for everyone in that bus… because that smell...
To tell you the truth… that was the second time I did that. One time in a plastic bag, the other in a pouch...
Emptied my makeup pouch and blargh~
Oh my gosh~ don’t be so detailed!
It’s okay~ it’s my channel. It’ll be fine.
Burping? At a blind date? He never wanted to see you again after?
Yeah.
I was on a blind date, but something that I can’t stand is when it’s boring...
That guy was really boring... he was soooo boring.
Then good job.
You purposefully burped!
No, no! I didn’t.
I was just really focused on the food.
I forgot there was a person in front of me.
So I just burped without much thought.
Number 1, I’ve been to over 10 countries.
Number 2 is, Korean is my first language.
And number 3 is, my first job was event planning.
Korean is your first language? Can’t be true… right?
First language? Then you should be much better than you are~
Number 2!
Korean is my first language is a lie?
It’s true though… it’s my first language.
Whoa, really?
Then… what happened?
Even though I lived in the States, when I came home it was all Korean.
That’s why my Korean pronunciation is okay.
Your pronunciation is good!
But if we keep talking, you’ll know for sure.
So, choose between “I’ve been to over 10 countries” or “my first job was event planning”.
Umm… number 1!
I’ve been over to 10 countries, that’s true too.
Really? Where have you been?
So I went to Europe. I was an exchange student in London, and I travelled a lot then. So that was like 6 countries right there.
I want to go to Europe too.
And then US, Canada, Mexico, Korea, Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong… and then Macau.
Wow, that’s a lot of places.
Yeah, I’ve been to a lot of countries. I want to go to more.
More? Are there more places to go to?
Of course! Do you know how many countries there are?
Alright so, my lie was “my first job was event planning”.
But it really fits me, doesn’t it? You can believe that I did that.
Yeah! It does fit you.
Yeah, my first job was actually tutoring.
Ah, that one also fits
Really?
Yeah, it seems you’d be good at teaching.
“Why didn’t you do your homework?” (In a western accent)
Okay, that’s it for today.
Ah… why do I look like I’m drunk?
I’m always like this, always excited
Ah really?
Yes, that’s it… for today.
One more time!
No! Not again!
So that’s it for this video.
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I talk too much.
Okay, bye!