tick-tock videos or some people would
like to call it the new age vine
vine is dead and it will never ever be
replaced
how dare you say that get that dirty
filth out of your mouth but tick-tock
is becoming such a gigantic phenomenon
way bigger than i ever thought it was
going to be i thought it would just show
up it would die off and then it would go
away like everything else
trying to replicate vine but it's here
to stay it's a child that no one wanted
but you have to deal with anyway and
when i went to vidcon this year there
were entire parties
absolutely filled with tick-tockers that
i didn't even know was a thing
so it's a whole new world to me it's a
whole brand new vision of the future
that i as an old veteran of youtube i'm
just not ready for so
i thought it would be interesting to do
an actual try not to laugh video i
normally don't do try not to laugh
videos
because i do funniest home videos and
you know what you can't have two things
that kind of sound similar that are not
the same thing but i want to see
if to talk can make me laugh so i search
for tick-tocks
that radiate the same energy as vines
because let's face it tick-tock only got
good
when it starts to replicate what vine
was that's just an absolute
fact okay okay i laugh at everything all
the time so now is a chance
to steal myself become
warrior nothing is funny not even this
hilarious
yellow floppy banana i call it i'm a
very nervous
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okay this might actually be a lot harder
than i thought it was to be
i didn't think anything was going to
make me laugh that that no that doesn't
count i'm laughing at myself
smiling does not count either it's only
laughing
all right i thought these were going to
be really bad
but god damn it these might actually be
funny okay okay
okay
joe
that wasn't funny okay he started off
good
yeah me in the first half i'm not gonna
lie and then you came in with that is
that what tick-tock is
it's just kids making older people feel
uncomfortable am i too old for this now
will i not get it show the weapons
oh god this is a terrible idea come on
do it this is an awful idea
oh my god what was that
what was he trying to get into his mouth
is that hit him in the mouth he probably
would have knocked out his teeth
jeepers man be careful out there kids
split his glasses right in half all
right no i didn't laugh no no that was
funny
i was amazed i was shocked i was
disgusted i was every other emotion
except laughter is laughter and emotion
yes it is get your pot off the table oh
get your paw off the table
it's not funny it's not funny it's
mildly amusing it'll make me do a little
but not laughter it will be a cold day
in hell
before i laugh in a jacksepticeye video
don't even told me that these um
plates right here don't break
not that funny not that funny okay
not that funny i'm not laughing at that
if i laugh at that then
comedy is dead and life is over all
right
there's only top tier jokes allowed on
this channel i have never made a joke
that's bad it's all good i'm not
laughing at it no
i just found out that my sister is
pregnant
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son of a [ __ ]
is incest funny to me
i knew where it was going i knew exactly
that that's what he was gonna say
and i still almost laughed at it but not
quite
did you know one out of three hoses matt
i'm not mad
i'm not mad i'm mad
do they laugh no i didn't do
it don't go [ __ ] yourself
that didn't count oh my god i wish i had
teachers like that when i was in school
why is all my why is all my teachers
lame why was none of my teachers always
mad
who's mad all the time i'm mad i'm mad
that my teacher wasn't like that
i had crap teachers that just got mad at
me because i was a dumbass
okay those ones i feel like are not the
top quality ones
i've never looked at the tick tocks in
these videos i know everyone at home
right now is saying like jack those
aren't even the funny ones
all right so we're gonna look at this
one this was uploaded in february and
has 15
basically 16 million views so if this
isn't funny y'all need jesus
yo clifford's mailman ain't got no
business being that
thick [ __ ]
okay these are these i feel like every
time i've looked at
i try not to laugh video i've always
felt like it's probably very easy not to
laugh
if you just stand there and go
eventually you'll get through it just
mentally go somewhere else
but i can't do it everything is funny to
me ugh
bath time my least favorite time of the
night
sorry just had to wash my hands before
getting in
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oh just angered the laughter away the
opposite of laughter is anger
that's why my dad never found anything
funny
touch the air punch the air i have i
have way too much laughter built up in
me i'm a
i'm a laughy taffy i can't i'm not going
to be able to make it through this this
video is 20
12 minutes long and i'm 30 seconds in
don't eat the packing peanuts
what what was that
that just that's not a laugh all right i
i
swear to god i wasn't gonna hit you i
wasn't gonna gesture that i would never
gesture to hit you
i would never use violence to overcome
bad emotions but what the [ __ ]
who thinks of these things why are you
just sitting in a box of packing peanuts
that's epic
oh my there's a little [ __ ] in the
[ __ ] snacks again
low effort low tier i'm not a little
[ __ ] i know that for a fact so
you're wrong
can't you read forbidden rice
okay okay i feel like
i feel like i'm ready to laugh i feel
like these would make me laugh
all the time but there's pressure on me
there's eyeballs on me you're watching
me i feel
judged if i laugh at something too easy
don't do that don't do that that's a
terrible idea
i airplane toilets are scary enough as
it is already i'm always afraid
that i'll be sitting down and i'll go to
reach for the toilet paper and
accidentally elbow the button and then
all of a sudden all of me
is all of out there i'll just be sucked
out like opening up a hole in a
watermelon and sticking a hoover into it
and just sucking all the insides out
i don't want it also why would you mess
up
you could have broken the airplane
toilet i'm i'm too old for this
now did they think that that was the
toilet making the noise or they think
that it was you making the noise did you
leave the toilet and everybody in the
plane was like
are you okay stop
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kids are so weird is she trying to choke
herself
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stop what was
the [ __ ] face oh my god what was the
reason for recording this at all
no that wasn't the lap damn it i'm not
allowed laugh okay
hey bro kyle um my mom said that your
mom just died
so you're staying night with us um
but she's bringing home taco bell or i
can tell her to bring them dominoes
oh my god that acting is so good that
looks exactly like a real kid
is he a kid i get asked all the time how
tall are you
i'm gonna tell him i'm six i'm like well
that's so cool you must be so good at
basketball and you can reach things off
high shelves
like yeah being six ten is cool but like
there are also some issues with being
successful
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oh my god that was perfect for being
tiring
oh no yeah i mean i
i know all about that i know it's not
funny because i know exactly what it's
like to be a super tall dude
you know i've walked into the room and i
have to be like
watch out
okay so you're just gonna put your
finger in
whoa you know why does that why because
you're adopted
it's not funny i don't know why i'm
laughing it's not funny
it's not funny you ever get that where
you're trying to hold in the laughs that
at some point
the dumbest [ __ ] makes you laugh i think
i'm trying not to laugh at a funeral
right now
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okay that's good i like that i know how
to play that on piano now
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i can't do it for you here
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this boom ah that is exactly something i
would do
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oh
silly the laughs out jack come on
okay
you didn't see me laugh on camera so it
doesn't count that was
oh god i know it's fake i know it's fine
i don't care
i don't care if it's fake that was that
was just a floppy banana dude
there's no reason there's no reason to
be scared sometimes i carry my floppy
banana in my pocket
and everyone's like god almighty what's
wrong with you the cool thing she can
still do a heel stretch after like four
years of not cheering oh
oh i feel like i can smell that one from
here that is some stank on it
that was a wet one you need to go change
your underwear right now
take a shower as well
why did you do it why did you do it
that's that's clever that's very clever
i like that one
that was dumb hey how can you tell if
the pasta's ready just throw it on the
wall if it sticks it's ready [ __ ] maybe
two more minutes
i did not see where that one was going
holy [ __ ]
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oh no oh no
you can't put a yelling one in there you
can't put anything with yelling in it
i immediately want to laugh his [ __ ]
face
oh god that made it all worth it going
through every other tick tock
to get to that was absolutely worth it
holy [ __ ] okay well
clearly i'm not cut out for trying not
to laugh videos clearly this is a
challenge
that is literally impossible tick tock
you did all right i thought you were
full of shite but you came out in the
end and you had some good stuff
i'm proud of you let me know how you
guys did down in the comments did you
laugh
maybe julia did your little little tea
a little chuckle if you did smash like
the video
if you didn't hit like anyway why you do
watching and not liking it okay that's
how youtube works
there's no other answers also don't
forget to hit subscribe
because i put out videos every day thank
you bye
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