♪♪
>>MISS ROSEWATER,
ON THE NIGHT OF THE ROBBERY,
THE DEFENDANT CLAIMS TO
HAVE BEEN AT YOUR HOUSE
HELPING YOU FIX YOUR CAR.
IS THAT TRUE?
>>WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
>>CAN YOU TELL US
WHAT HAPPENED, THEN?
>>YES.
MY CAR HAD BEEN MAKING
SOME WEIRD NOISES,
SO JOSH AGREED TO COME
OVER AND CHECK IT OUT.
HE GOT TO MY HOUSE AROUND 6:30,
BUT HE FORGOT HIS TOOLS.
[STRANGE NOISE]
>>YOU KNOW,
SHE GOT THAT LOOK
IN HER EYE, BABY.
MY FOURTH HUSBAND HAD
THAT SAME LOOK AND HE
KILLED LOTS OF PEOPLE.
YEAH HE DID.
>>MA'AM?
PLEASE, KEEP TO YOURSELF.
>>YEAH, I AM MR. JUDGE,
I AM.
>>THANK YOU.
>>GO ON.
>>SO, HE SAID HE'D COME
BACK THE NEXT DAY,
AND THEN WE JUST WENT
INSIDE AND TALKED.
>>CAHOOTS!
OH, I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES!
BABY SWEET GEORGIA BROWN,
THEY'RE IN CAHOOTS.
>>MA'AM!
I NEED YOU TO JUST LISTEN.
>>I'M LISTENING,
I'M LISTENING REAL GOOD
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO
SOLVE THIS CRIME, ALL RIGHT.
MAMA-J IS ON THE CASE.
DON'T Y'ALL WORRY.
>>JUST LISTEN.
>>OH MY EARS ARE OPEN,
MR. JUDGE,
JUST LIKE MY HOME.
I'LL MAKE YOU SOME COOKIES.
YOU LIKE SNICKERDOODLES,
MR. JUDGE?
WHEN I LOOKED AT YOUR FACE,
I THOUGHT,
SNICKERDOODLE.
I THOUGHT, KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S MY GIFT.
I'LL BE AS SILENT AS MY
DEAD THIRD HUSBAND.
HE WAS A SMOKER, YOU KNOW,
DIED IN A PLANE CRASH,
IT WAS NASTY.
>>OKAY.
LET'S KEEP GOING.
>>SO, JOSH LEFT MY
HOUSE AT ABOUT EIGHT.
>>GUILTY!
SHE'S GUILTY!
I KNOW SHE DID IT.
>>SHE IS NOT A SUSPECT.
>>JOIN ME BROTHERS,
[SINGING]
HAVE MERCY, HALLELUJAH,
HAVE MERCY HALLELUJAH!
HALLELUJAH!
>>STOP SINGING.
>>MY MIND'S EYE,
MY MIND'S EYE IS
SAYING THAT SHE IS,
GUILTY!
[SINGING]
GUILTY. WOO!
>>MA'AM!
>>I'LL BE SILENT.
>>THANK YOU.
>>AND THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED.
>>HEARTS, STARS, HORSESHOES,
CLOVERS, AND BLUE MOON,
SHE INNOCENT!
I KNEW SHE WAS INNOCENT.
Y'ALL NEED TO CHANGE.
SHE GOOD.
>>AND WHAT DID YOU AND
MR. GOTLIEV TALK ABOUT?
>>I DON'T KNOW, WORK.
>>BLOOD!
BLOOD ON HER HANDS!
>>MA'AM!
I NEED YOU TO SETTLE DOWN OR I
AM GOING TO HAVE YOU REMOVED.
>>I AM SO SORRY MR. JUDGE, SIR,
BUT THERE'S SO MANY TWISTS
AND TURNS TO THE CASE,
IT'S LIKE WATCHING A GAME
OF CHUTES AND LADDERS!
[GAVEL POUNDING]
>>SIT DOWN.
>>FAIR ENOUGH,
MR. JUDGE,
FAIR ENOUGH.
AS FOR YOU,
MISS LAWYER,
KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
>>THANK YOU.
>>MISS TESTIFIER,
YOU KEEP LYING.
MAMA-J GOING TO BE RIGHT HERE IF
Y'ALL NEED A HUG OR SOMETHING.
>>[SIGHS]
DID YOU TALK ABOUT
ANYTHING OTHER THAN WORK?
>>I THINK HE MENTIONED
VISITING HIS SICK BROTHER.
>>I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING.
>>NO!
>>I GOT TO GET
THIS OFF MY CHEST.
>>MA'AM!
THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE.
>>I ROBBED THE STORE!
AND I RODE AWAY ON
THE POLICE HORSE.
>>WHAT?
>>IT WAS ME.
I DID IT!
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT,
MR. JUDGE,
AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
>>WE HAVE VIDEO SURVEILLANCE,
IT WAS NOT YOU!
>>IT WAS, MR. JUDGE.
I AM GUILTY.
LAST YEAR I DIDN'T GIVE A
HOMELESS FELLOW MY CHANGE,
AND THESE THINGS,
MR. JUDGE, SIR,
HAVE A RIPPLE EFFECT.
IT IS MY FAULT THE UNIVERSE
IS COLLECTING AGAINST ME.
TAKE ME TO JAIL, BABY!
COME ON.
[SINGING]
AMAZING GRACE.
HOW SWEET THE--
[SCREAMING]
DECEPTION!
IT'S A JAILBREAK, Y'ALL!
EVERYONE GRAB THE
SNICKERDOODLES AND RUN!
>> ♪♪ HALLELUJAH! ♪
♪ HALLELUJAH! ♪♪
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