- Boots!
- (whimpering)
No! No!
Don't throw that out! It's still got life in it.
Oh... No... Ah... AHH!!!
Oh my gosh! It's morning. I'm still alive!
Morning, Tupperware!
Morning, toilet paper rolls!
Morning, cat clock!
(boing!)
Let's see...
Which mug should I use for my morning joe?
Oh, it's too hard to decide.
I know!
Uhh... This one!
Close enough.
(slurping)
Mm! Go-go joe.
Good morning, Theophilus!
Hah! That's a good one, Theophilus.
I don't think you're ready for the compost heap yet, buddy.
(flies buzz)
What? Look over...
Oh my gosh!
Have you been out here all night?
How would you like to come home with me?
Wait...
Why do I risk embarrassing myself time and time again?
Do I really need that chair, or am I just trying to fill a void in my soul?
I can only truly be filled with self-love.
- Brrr, I'm cold. Take me inside, Boots.
- You're the boss, Chairface!
(mumbling)
The coast is clear!
(excited panting)
- Oh. Hey, boots. - Ahh!
- Going through my garbage, I see.
- Uh, no, I was just, um... l-looking for my keys.
- Yeah, I bought two of these, but I decided that I hate this one.
It's kind of like my hot chair's ugly twin.
Why, do you want it or something?
- What? No...
Why would I want it? It's... It's clearly garbage--
- Yeah... So I saw those boxes piled up in your house.
So you're moving?
- Uh, no...
- Oh yeah, go for it. I've always pictured you living closer to...
...farther away.
Anyhoo, enough about you. I was just getting ready for my Botox lipo cruise.
- Oh, really? That sounds like fun--
- Just felt like I had to do a little something for me, you know? Just my little bit of fun.
- Okay... Have a good trip.
Definitely not gonna steal your garbage while you're gone, so... Don't worry.
- Man... I can't wait till Chad leaves tomorrow so I can get my paws on that chair.
I've got the perfect spot for it!
♪ You're the missing link, the puzzle piece... ♪
♪ To fill my empty heart... ♪
(truck beeping)
Oh my gosh! I know that sound! It's the garbage man!
I gotta get that chair before they do!
Nngh, come on...
(pants)
(chirping)
Oh my gosh! Little babies!
Ahh... Ahh! Oh my god! Oh my god! Ahhh...
- (whistle)
Ah, come here, oh...
- Oh my gosh, I'm gonna barf...
(gasps)
Freeze!
- Alright... Nice try. High five.
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
(zap!)
(sizzle)
Ouch.
(zap!)
Oh my gosh.
According to my map,
I am directly below the chair.
Aw.
(muffled screaming)
Aah!
Oh, hey, buddy!
Go get help!
Aah! Aah!
- Okay, might as well keep it moving, boy.
The Big Boss Man wanted me to handle this job myself, so...
You know, it's taken care of, and, uh, you can go now.
- Oh, that's weird. He didn't say anything to me.
- Aah! Oh, um...
In that case...
(gulp!)
- Oh, God!
(gagging)
It's perfect!
My life is complete.
- ♪ Waited so dang long ♪
♪ For my life to start ♪
♪ You're the missing link, the puzzle piece ♪
♪ To fill my empty heart ♪
♪ And I know ♪
♪ That you'll probably fall apart ♪
♪ But you're the missing link ♪
♪ The puzzle piece ♪
♪ To fill my empty ♪
♪ Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart ♪
(inhale)
♪ Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart ♪