- William, what a lovely kitchen you have!
- Wow. - I never knew you had
this sort of taste. - Yep.
- So you whinged about everything that I've got
for you tonight. So I thought for the cocktails,
you could make your bloody own!
- Okay. - Right.
- But, fun YouTube content twist...
- Mmm...
- ...you can only use your mouth.
- Right. - We're all gonna take a turn,
and whoever does it the fastest,
and necks it, wins. - Okay.
- Right. - Let's find out
who is the Throat Goat.
- I don't know what to go for first!
- Three, two, one, go!
(laughing) Go on!
Go on, you got it, you got it. Yes!
Oh! Slick with it! - Ooh!
- Oh! - Nice!
- He barely missed a drop!
- Oh, he's putting it down as well. I would've dashed that.
- Oh! (laughing)
- That's some good form!
The lemon.
Is it... there it is! (clapping)
It's good work! - Squeeze!
- That looks disgusting.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, it's all going everywhere!
It's a mess!
- Alright, now, it's gotta go.
But you can still only use your mouth.
- I'm gonna mix it. - Oh! The mixer!
(laughing) This is a stitch-up!
This is a stitch-up!
(laughing) I think it's mixed.
You're at a minute and 15. Neck it!
Oh God this, oh no...
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no!
It's gotta-- (laughing)
Oh, he's gonna have to readjust.
You gotta readjust, fella.
- Just stop the timer, fella. I'm forfeiting.
(laughing)
- That was pretty good.
Right.
Three, two, one, go!
- Here we have the Scottish... - Oh!
- It was a weak start, but oh! It's going great.
It's going well. - He's decided to opt
for the vodka. - Vodka down!
Vodka! Dispatch, where we going?
- He spits the bottle away very aggressively.
- Straight off on the orange juice.
- Oh, it's messy, but it's going.
He has got a vodka orange. - Well done, sir.
- The Scottish horse is on a roll.
The lemon. - Not the whole thing!
Oh!
- He's done it!
He's opting for a sweet cocktail.
- Little bit. We're watching...
- That's gone in very nicely.
- You're 50 seconds gone. - Let's see what he can do.
(laughing)
This is where it gets very difficult.
Get down to the bottom of that cup!
Yeah, mix that drink! - Alright!
Get that down, then.
(laughing, screaming) - Oh!
It's certainly going! Oh, oh, oh!
- One minute and ten seconds! (clapping)
- We'll take it.
- Ready?
One, two, three, go!
- I'm interested to see how the geometry
of this one's head works.
Like, clamp... Bro, you're missing--
- Get it in the cup!
(mumbling) - Pour!
- Pour! Up! Up! - Yes!
- There we go. Right, okay. Get that orange juice in there.
- It didn't go! - Yeah, like that.
And now put it in. No, it's in, it's in.
- There you go, now.
Yeah, love that from you.
- Right, what now, sugar? - Lemon.
- Lemon, sugar.... - Oh!
Nostril use.
- Go one, get a squeeze! - Squeeze it!
Use a clamp - A big spoonful of this.
- Oh. Now let's get to mixing, mate.
My favourite part. It's safe to say
he's not very good with his mouth.
- How long I got left? - It doesn't matter!
No, we're just timing how long it takes, mate!
- Alright.
- Yeah!
- Fair deuce. - That was phenomenal.
- Fair deuce, fella. - That was phenomenal.
Well played.
- That's gonna hurt. - Ah!
- That's gonna hurt, mate.
- I'm willing to give him the win for that.
- Oh, happily. - Yeah!
- I don't think he can see much, but...
You've won the cocktail challenge.
- I feel like a winner, I sure do.
Thanks, YouTube! (laughing)