okay so we are shooting another video
with Dennis if you guys don't know who
Dennis's he's my older brother and
because I'm like super uber pregnant and
there's really not much to do in my life
right now I decided to take over
Dennis's super exciting dating line and
to go into his and he actually informed
me that he doesn't own a tinder account
which is super weird I never I never had
a tinder because I was married before
all this fun stuff came out your first
photo definitely has to be a photo of
just to you and then second third fifth
whatever you use more people because
it's good it's good to show that you're
around and you have more friends and so
long yeah he's using everybody here
there's a family and there's people's
children everybody owes you one for some
stranger's use me would you do a naked
one no would you put on your back come
on
I would but I feel like if you're a
pretty girl you want to sound dorky in
your bio cuz I feel like that's the
magic formula can I tell you what I have
always had on my bio whatever app I was
using at the front of my told me that
years ago she is she was like okay she
was doing the same thing you're doing
right now and then she said swiping left
is not even an option
period dad there's like so many other
bad things you can write who's your
friend I want her name no no nothing
douchey I would like write something
like mom can you pick me up it's virtual
world not even mom doesn't need to pick
you up from anywhere thank your date in
the strange world of like dating athlete
just say mine can you bring me out thank
God
why do you think no one would swipe
right that would be a bio and you're
making fun of my bio hey mom can you
pick me up do you put Jagran on you can
do if you think again you're taking over
so you're the one that's wrong okay okay
lawyer partner in a law firm can you put
that no lawyer is good partner in a law
firm sounds even worse than swiping yeah
but then your mom can you pick me up
he's on the lawyer that says ma can you
pick me up but I feel like you can go do
sheet on everything else let's do 20 no
should be legal you're a lawyer 21 do
that okay
say it's big - it doesn't understand you
okay okay ready to go okay I want you
see this is about photo because I can't
see her face
there's a shadow it's more photos she's
so cute she just has like bad lighting
and all the photos
okay X sorry okay yes man see her thing
is okay
you see it's cool it's not like Oh
look she likes nature she has friends
you love her I get it I she had you at
Oh okay okay that's so cool action shot
you see it's like I I like stuff not
just eating pizza and watch Dateline if
you like someone can you be her friend
you just super like oh my god but I
don't know who that is
oh my god every photo she's with
somebody maybe they're looking for the
third one she there's three photos and
she's with someone and all of them is it
the same person and be right maybe they
do come to the packaging Chelsea if
you're watching this please put a photo
of yourself only this is very confusing
to me so you're not gonna message him no
you go to my flow okay let's see her bio
I like coffee beer every food group and
ambitiously long walks explore the city
cat and dog person tech marketer fast
typist slow drinker what's the best
concert you've been to that's a lot of
information in the one
I feel like we'll be best friends okay
Nicole Nicole is not playing games here
okay oh let's see
information sweeter than sangria okay
see this is something this equivalent to
swiping left is not an option what do
you think about this sweeter than
sangria how does it make you feel I mean
it doesn't make me feel in any way like
it's very short I really think that
you're putting too much emphasis on like
the bio like I'd rather read a short
funny bio we if and when we match just
give them they give me the opportunity
get to know you don't really need a
whole book about yourself like in the
Bible why do they put the snapchat
filters and when we actually looked it
up it's like the one thing that people
say don't do because you can't
understand how you look when there's a
snapchat filter or when it's like super
filtered out
I remember you showed me one girl I was
like I know I don't even know how she
looks like because and all over photos
were filtered actually I remember that
yes we see what happens like when you
swipe more than ten of them you
understand that you can go through five
photos of each person and you cannot
possibly read all the BIOS okay just
looking to ruin someone's life I like
her yeah you're so cute
she's so funny you did 15 you did 20 of
them now what happened after 20 of them
he just stopped looking in their buyers
and their fifth picture you're just like
okay well I like this one I don't like
this one
yeah so that's why I'm telling you what
you're right in your bio is not as
important as important looking for a
beach bunny what happens in the winter
the breaker that's not a bad deal
oh my god remember that time you went on
the dating the girl got drunk and did
cartwheels on the boat yes it reminds me
of that great okay I feel so bad I feel
like they're all had so much to like
teach us oh I met with Rita now what you
do with okay look I know you're taking
over but if I may go through this
profile see what she's about because I
understand it like it's not her real
name
that's not my real name no hookups and
I'm barely on this ask me from an
instant message me there instead are you
demanding for someone that doesn't use
their real name what's your real name
she has a Costco membership yes Costco
engine I know dude girl it's really
funny to see you on tinder for the first
time why is no one messaging me what's
your background are you Jewish what if I
send like a cucumber but cut circumcise
tomorrow if I make you asked her a
question she answered yeah you need to
respond to that so as oh but that's
that's funny luck so how did you get to
read up be interactive in the
conversation okay you see I'm a mom I
don't have time to talk about things
that don't matter
I'm just like you ask me a question I
answer you I ask you a question you
answer move along you know what I mean
no I don't want car insurance insert
everything there ever was and ever is
about me
is there anything that will make you
swipe right immediately except except a
nice body file one thing that you get
out of this immediately is if someone is
very attractive yeah so the immediate
part is just like yeah so you just went
right there
looking for someone to eat spaghetti
with organic yeah you're so easy to
please [ __ ] up by oh you're still going
to swipe right you see yeah yeah oh oh
yeah oh yeah then there is actually a
very difficult platform to be on so I'm
like liking people on tinder but no
one's messaging and I like message but
they don't answer where are you where
you've got jobs or something maybe it's
because of your violet no because no
you'll see when we leave it's going to
be there are so many messages and be
like well you are so original and or
like so did your mom picked you up yet
or like can I pick you up no one else I
had higher expectations for this
experiment
Peter it did not go so well I I'm not
pointing fingers or anything should I
should I say I should I say that I
usually do better than this but I don't
think anybody will believe me yeah okay
this experiment sucked but I'll be back
next week I'll be back next year no next
week I'll be back next week and we're
gonna hopefully get you a bank or
something like come on already
we'll get your day maybe with the girl
the business splits
kid then fix for having us someone very
disappointing in this so for ruining
your afternoon
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