Joey: *gasp*
Uh oh!
*Joey's intro music*
Joey: "Ah, Good day everyone and welcome to the vlog where my hair is
gorgeous, I'm making my way to having a middle part, and I think it looks fabulous.
Isn't this just everything?
Um no, it's absolutely wild. I'm actually, um, going to be dyeing my hair within the next couple of weeks
Which is very exciting. Surprise.
Um, I don't know what color. I'm going to I just know I miss my metallic hair style.
So, I'm gonna hopefully get in there
um, and get it done. But today is a day of
decorations and
festivities of the Christmas sort. So, uh
Daniel and I have yet to decorate the Christmas tree and he's been itching
Have you been itching sir?"
Daniel:"I'm itching and I want to scratch it!"
Joey:"Excuse me, Rebecca Itchington, is that you?"
Daniel:"Mariah Itchington the third."
Joey:"Oh, it's Mariah Itchington the third!"
Daniel:"Oh, yes gorgeous, oh!!!"
Joey:"Lick it!"
Daniel:"That's the affection I deserve!"
Joey:"Are you pregnant yet woman?!!"
Daniel:"No! Leave her alone! She's just a child."
Joey:"She's still just a girl. Are you pregnant? I think Wolfie's definitely pregnant!
Yes, don't you bite my finger.
Um, so I think we're gonna decorate the tree fine-a-freaking-lee!
Oh, bright. Too bright."
Daniel:"I'm literally been waiting for you.
Joey:"Yes.*laughing*
Daniel:"Hello?
Joey:"Also, we finished the new season of American Horror Story, and -"
Daniel:"I don't want to talk about it!"
Joey:"It was not the greatest season of all, I think it was potentially one of the worst, but we watched it all
So maybe it wasn't the worst, because we still watched it
but, um, anyways, let's get to decorating, shall we? We shall
Joey:*gasp*
"Uh oh. It's Christmas time.
Daniel:*starts to sing All I Want for Christmas is you*
Joey:"Ok, enough with the deep voice!"*Daniel singing in backround*
Joey:"We're going to Michaels and we're getting Christmas Decorations."*Daniel keeps singing*
Daniel:"Go, bitch! It's your turn! Green light."
Joey:"I am shook. Santa Claus is here! What is he doing here?"
Daniel:"That's a fake Santa Claus."
Joey:"Oh. Ooooh."
A pervert. Yes, he is a pervert. Hey pervert. You got a little crust on your nose, don't you?
*in mock Santa voice*"Hey everybody, I'm Santa. What do you want for Christmas? Hmmm? Hmm? Yea, he he."
Oh my god, this is just so cool. Look, it's Ro and all of her cooking supplies. Way to go girl!
This is everything. Proud of you!
It's Christmas heaven."
Daniel:"Don't you dare put me on camera.
Joey:"Huh? What is this?
Daniel:"I'm wearing the worlds ugliest outfit."
Joey:"So I bought this online actually, because I love soft cozy things
um, and it's cozy and soft on the outside but the inside is like not, it makes me very upset."
Daniel:"I look awful, but I am very comfortable."
Joey:"Yes, that's all that matters."
Daniel:"This is not flattering whatsoever
Joey:"Who cares? We're at Michael's late at night doing some Christmas shopping. For the tree."
Joey:"I Hate this wreath so much. Why does it have legs?This is creepy!"
Daniel:*In background*"Leg's for days, Santa.
Joey:"Leeegs for days Santa.""
Joey:"Well, well, well, we have returned home.
Uh, and Danny's gone crazy with the decorating, like, to the next level.
Uh, you guys are about to see. Our home has transformed quite a bit
Um, starting with these lights have grown now have grown trees upon them! What the heck?
These reindeer have moved to a different part of the house.
There's trees growing everywhere inside!
I'm a little worried about what's happening.
But what's most concerning is the fact that he keeps moving the thermostat down.
Daniel:"LEAVE IT!"
Joey:"So we're just gonna take that up to good eighty degrees. (Daniel in the background: LEAVE IT) Just because.*Laughing*
It's good to roast.
Daniel:"Stop."
Joey:"Um, these things are actually kind of terrifying. I feel like they're gonna wake up and start scurrying around the floor and become
Daniel:"Please don't say stuff like that. There my friends."
Joey:"Okay, well, hopefully they don't come alive and have knives. But you guys are about to poop your pants. Get ready.
Ok, look at this little town he has created.
Are you freaking kidding me? This is the most adorable, cutest little thing I have ever seen.
It's a little snowy town. I just feel like there's little people living inside there
They're gonna come out the doorstep and do a little sledding down.
It's just- I just can't. Like, look at this. I did this myself, actually, I'm just pretending it was Daniel.
No, um, so we have decorated the tree a little bit, um, and by a little bit I mean a lot bit there's still some things we need to do.
Um, and then this is the update here. I just can't with him. This is the only reason that
that, um, we're together. It's just so he decorates the house so...
Daniel:"Hey!
Joey:"It's honestly insane. He's a professional."
Professional, professional, Christmas decorator extraordinaire."
Joey:"Sweet girl. What are you doing?"
Hey! We got you something. We got you a gift in the mail. Do you want to try it on?
Yeah, okay, let's go see what it is.
So I wasn't sure what size she was in diapers.*laugh*
So, I got her a few. So, this is basically, um, to prepare for when she gets her
period.
Because we don't know when it's gonna come.
But when it comes, it's gonna come and she's gonna get period blood all over the place
and we just can't have that so I'm gonna try these on her and see which one fits her the best."
Joey:"Oh, she's gorgeous.
That's a beautiful, that's a beautiful diaper you have on. Wow
Lark, come here! Come here!
Wolfie, do you want a diaper? He's like, 'I want a diaper! Please?'
Oh, Storm thinks you're very pretty.
He says you're a very pretty girl. Come here! Come on!
Come on
Lark, come!
She doesn't want to move in it. She's nervous. What are you doing? Hello.*laughter*
Oh, okay. May I help you?
*laughter* What're you doing? What're you doing in there?
That's it? Lark, come here. Oh, there. She comes. Wow! she's beautiful
See, look. Everyone tell her how good she looks!
She's a beautiful girl in her diaper!
Does she love it?
Wolfie, you're jealous you don't have a diaper, huh? Go ahead, Get in there
So weird! He's done this since he was a puppy. I don't get it.
Uh, hello.
Joey:"Well good morning crazy children! I hear you rustling around down here!
Are you guys playing naughty or nice?
Naughty it is, I see. This is a typical morning. All the pups are playing, getting a little rough.
They usually gang up on Wolfie.
He normally, just like, takes it but today he's just had enough, I guess.
Hi, Lark. Good morning! Good morning everybody.
They all fight over attention. They want to be the only one!
Very jealous of each other. Hi Storm. Hi. So, it's the morning, I forgot to end the video yesterday
Oh my gosh!
Literally going to destroy my legs!
Are you trying to get inside of me or something? Ok, back up, back up.
Yeah, that's pretty much it for today's video. I hope you guys enjoy, oh gosh.
I hope you guys Enjoy today.
If you did, please give it a big ol' thumbs up and let me know in the comments if I do end up dying my hair,
What color I should go back to? I want to do some sort of metallic color
Um, whether it be a color I already had or a new color.
Um, let me know in the comments, and yeah, that's it for today. I love you. I will see you all tomorrow.
Good damn bye!