>> LOOK WHO'S HERE, CHER IS HERE, EVERYBODY.
NOW CHER, WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN ON THIS SHOW.
WE ENJOY HAVING FUN WITH YOU BUT I WOULD LIKE TO GET SERIOUS.
AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WIGS.
>> YES.
>> James: BECAUSE NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE THE MOST FABULOUS HAIR
ON THE ENTIRE PLANET, YOU HAVE ALSO BEEN PARTIAL IN YOUR TIME
TO THE ODD WIG OR TWO.
LET'S LOOK AT SOME OF YOUR INCREDIBLE WIGS.
LOOK AT THIS.
I MEAN WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND, WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A
WIG, CHER DISM.
>> THAT WAS A GREAT NIGHT.
THAT WAS A GREAT DRESS.
TOO.
>> A GREAT DRESS, A GREAT NIGHT, IT WAS A GREAT WIG.
AS ARE ALL OF THEM.
AND WITH ALL OF THIS IN MIND.
>> YES.
>> James: WE THOUGHT WE WOULD PLAY A WIG-BASED GAME.
THIS IS GETTIN' WIGGY WIT IT.
THE WAY THAT THIS WORKS IS VERY SIMPLE.
WE WILL PRESENT TO, CHER, WITH A LINE-UP OF FIVE MEN.
THREE OF THEM ARE SPORTING THEIR OWN LUSCIOUS LOCKS.
TWO OF THEM, HOWEVER, WILL BE WEARING WIGS, USING YOUR
EXPERTISE, YOU MUST GET GUESS WHO HAS DPOT HAIR AND WHO IS
FAKING IT.
DOES THIS SOUND GOOD, OF COURSE IT DOES.
LET'S GO.
THERE WE GO, LOOK AT THESE HUNKS, NOW AS YOU CAN SEE, ALL
OF THESE MEN ARE ATTACHED TO A ESPECIALLY DESIGNED WIG REMOVING
CONTRAPTION THAT WE ARE CALLING THE CHER-RY PICKER. I L SAY
RIGHT NOW THAT IS A TRADEMARK NAME AND DESIGN SO ANYONE OUT
THERE THINKING OF STEALING THIS, BE WARNED.
ALL RIGHT, NOW CHER, ONCE YOU HAVE DECIDED WHICH TWO PEOPLE
ARE WEARING A WIG, YOU WILL PULL THE CORRESPONDING ROPE ON THE
CHER-RY PICK EAR, WHICH WILL REMOVE SAID WIG.
IS IT CLEAR SO FAR.
>> YEAH.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE STRAIGHT
AWAY.
FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTIONS.
NUMBER ONE IS ADAM, NUMBER TWO IS MORGAN, OUR BAND TECH.
NUMBER THREE IS STEVE, FROM THE AUDIO DEPARTMENT, NUMBER FOUR IS
ANDREW THE PRODUCTION SECRETARY AND NUMBER FIVE IS LOU OUR
PRODUCTION DESIGNER.
>> YOU ARE NOT WEARING A WIG.
>> YOU THINK LOU ISN'T WEARING A WIG, HOW ARE YOU SO SURE?
>> I'M NOT POSITIVE BUT ALSO IT IS THE HAIRLINE AND IF THEY ARE
A LITTLE BIT RECEDING, THERE IS NO SEBS BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT
LIKE, THAT AND I DON'T THINK SO.
>> James: YOU ASK ASK THEM SOME QUESTIONS, SO YOU CAN SAY
NUMBER ONE, WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE, ADAM?
>> MY WIFE BUYS TWO, ONE FOR ME AND ONE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO USE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS CALLED, BUT THERE IS ONE THAT SHE HAS
FOR HER THAT IS NICER THAN THE ONES FOR ME.
>> James: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT A BALD MAN WOULD SAY.
>> RIGHT.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT, LET'S GO TO NUMBER TWO.
WHAT SORT OF PRODUCTSES DO YOU USE ON YOUR HAIR.
>> MY WIFE BASICALLY, WE HAVE A SOOL IN MY SHOWER AND ST
BASICALLY COVERED WITH DIFFERENT SHAMPOOS AND I LIKE TO SWITCH
OFF BECAUSE IT MAKES MY MAYOR SOFTER BUT IT IS ALL ABOUT
CONCERN, REALLY WRZ ALSO IT'S ALL ABOUT CONDITIONER.
>> EVERYONE IS BLAMING IT ON THEIR WIVES,.
>> James: SOMEONE WHO CAN'T IS ANDREW, NUMBER FOUR, WHO I DON'T
THINK HE'S MARRIED, ANDREW, CORRECT?
>> NO, I'M MARRIED.
>> James: YOU ARE MARRIED?
>> I AM MARRIED.
>> James: ARE YOU?
>> JAY.
>> James: ARE YOU READY?
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHY DO YOU STAY SO LATE.
>> SHE'S OKAY.
SHE'S FINE. YEAH.
>> James: SO ANDREW, WHAT SORT OF PRODUCT DOS U ON YOUR HAIR?
>> I LIKE TO USE THIS, OH GOSH, WHAT IS IT CALLED, IT IS CALLED
TRESSEMME EXTRA TOUCHABLY SOFT, WHICH MAKES MY HAIR TOUCHABLY
SOFT.
>> James: THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN LOOKING AT THE FIVE
OF YOU IS LOOKING AT CHER'S FACE AS WE PLAY THIS GAME.
STEVE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: YOUR HAIR IS SHIMMERING AND GOLDEN, WHAT MADE
YOU WANT TO GO FOR THE LONG HAIR?
>> WELL, I'M A MUSICIAN SO I THINK IT JUST COMES WITH THE
TERRITORY, REALLY.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOOK.
>> I THINK MAYBE NUMBER FOUR MIGHT-- YOU CAN TURN THIS A
LITTLE.
>> James: VERY SHEEPISHLY TURNING TO THE SIDE.
>> I THINK FOUR IS A WIG S.
>> James: IS THAT YOUR FIRST GUEST, WILL YOU GO WITH NUMBER
FOUR, LET'S FIND OUT, IS IT A WIG, CHER, MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE
CHER-Y PICKER, NUMBER FOUR, ONE, TWO, THREE.
PULL.
O, IT'S REAL HAIR, ARE YOU WRONG ON THAT ONE, CHER.
>> I'M TERRIBLE AT THIS GAME.
>> James: OKAY.
CHESH, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SECOND GUESS, WHO DO YOU THINK IS
WEARING A WIG.
>> THREE.
>> James: YOU'RE GOING WITH THREE.
>> YES.
>> James: YOU'RE GOING WITH THREE, ALL RIGHT, MOVE OVER TO
THE CHER-RY PICKER.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
PULL.
NO.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE POR GUESS, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO GO
FOR, YOU CAN GO FOR ONE, TWO OR FIVE.
>> THIS IS DUMB.
ONE?
>> James: YOU THINK ONE, WHAT IS IT ABOUT ADAM THAT MAKES YOU
THINK THAT IS A WIG.
>> NOTHING J HERE IS WHAT I SAY, IF YOU ARE BUYING A WIG, IS
ADAM'S HAIR A WIG YOU WOULD EVER CHOOSE?
DOYOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> NO, I DON'T-- JDZ IF YOU ARE GOING TO A WIG SHOP AND SAY I
WOULD LIKE TO LOOK LIKE.
>> A WOMAN FROM THE 50S.
>> James: LIKE A '50S HOUSEWIFE S THAT THE HAIR THAT
YOU WANT?
> WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE, TWO OR FIVE, WHO ARE
YOU GOING TO CHOOSE, WHO DO YOU THINK?
>> FIVE.
>> James: YOU'RE GOING TO GO WITH FIVE?
YNS YEP.
>> James: FIVE IS THE ONE YOU WERE CONFIDENT ABOUT, LET'S FIND
OUT S IT A WIG, ONE, TWO, THREE, PULL.
>> OH.
>> James: IT'S A WIG.
LET'S GO THROUGH THE REMAINING CONTESTANT, FIND OUT WHO IS
WEARING A WIG, LET'S PULL NUMBER ONE, ONE, TWO, THREE.
THAT WAS REAL.
WHICH MEANS MORGAN ON NUMBER TWO, CHER PULL NUMBER TWO.
ONE, TWO, THREE PULL.
IT'S A WILLING.
-- WIG, THAT WAS GETTIN' WIGGY WIT IT, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
EVERYBODY.