- Here's the thing about--
- Is the internet talking about this at all?
- They are now.
- Can we take full credit for this?
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- Good mythical morning.
- Look at this thing.
You ever look at a waffle maker
and just get totally weirded out?
- No.
- Okay, well what if I do this?
Hey, hairy man.
I want, I'm hungry for your hand.
And when you're sleeping,
I'm gonna clamp down on it and make you pee your bed.
Ha ha, what'd you think about that?
- I think the man behind the waffle maker
is weirding me out a little bit,
but it could be anything that he's holding.
- There is no man behind me.
- Okay.
Well, we are gonna get weird with a waffle maker today,
but not in any way like that.
- Of course not.
- This is the Farberware four slice waffle maker.
Gotta watch your hands.
Not a sponsor, because no waffle maker's gonna pay
for what we're gonna do to this thing today.
It's time for, Putting Things in Things:
Waffle Maker Edition.
(rock music)
Way back in December of 2014, on episode 586,
we debated waffles versus pancakes.
I don't remember who won, but you know what?
It's got two and a half million views, so we both win.
- Yeah, we both win.
Well, let's make it a win, win, win for everybody
this time around by putting a pancake in a waffle maker.
- An already cooked pancake.
So you've made a pancake like in the traditional way.
And you're like, well, why not put it in a waffle maker?
- Yeah, 'cause you want the best of both worlds.
Let's see what we can create.
- So put that in the middle there
and then we're gonna put the top.
So, I'll do the butter.
You wanna do the syrup?
- [Stevie] Those are beautiful looking pancakes.
- Yeah, that's nice isn't it?
We got a whole stack here too.
- You know what?
I'm gonna let the butter just sorta just melt itself.
I'm not even gonna spread it.
- [Link] 'Cause I want that to really bake down into it.
- [Rhett] Not too much, not too much!
- Okay, okay.
I don't know, maybe the boiling will help.
Ooh.
- Pressing it.
And waiting.
- For like 90 seconds.
It's smoking, get it outta there.
- Okay, I think that's a sign that it's done.
- Whew. - Oh, look!
(Rhett grunts) - Can you get it?
Okay.
Well, I didn't know who was moving.
- You're like, just keep the plate still, man.
Everything's gonna be fine.
- Stop moving the thing.
- I almost put it right onto your hand.
We baked the butter and the syrup into this thing.
- Is it hot?
That's hot.
(crew laughing)
You put it all the way in.
- You gotta toughen your mouth up.
- [Link] Gives it much more, I mean,
this is so mushy on the outside.
- [Rhett] It sort of crispified the outside.
And you know what? - It's hot, so hot.
- When you eat this, somebody's like,
hey, is that a waffle, or is it a pancake?
And you're like. - It's a paffle.
- Just nod and smile.
- [Link] It's a wancake.
- And you know what?
You get to have all,
you get to have multiple appliances going in the morning.
You're like, yeah, turn the stove on,
yeah, turn the waffle maker on.
Yeah, turn...
We got the other lights you can just turn on?
Let's turn on some extra lights.
- If it can be turned on, turn it on!
- Yeah!
(rock music)
- Fatherhood is hard.
You got all these kids running around
that you helped create.
And they're wild, and they're opening chip bags
right and left, and leaving 'em gaped open and going stale.
So, we're thinking,
can you seal the bag shut with a waffle maker?
- I hope so!
- I mean, we haven't tried it yet.
- The fact that I opened all these bags at the same time.
If we did this at our house, we'd be like,
kids, what are you freaking crazy?
You know, because... - I know.
- You make 'em open one bag at a time because they go stale.
- And those chip clips don't work right.
- [Rhett] You had your Lays,
and now you lay the Lays in there
and you... - Just put it down.
I guess that should work, and then bam.
Oh, it's working.
It's working! - Take it up, take it up.
- Oh my gosh. (Rhett laughing)
Is that sealed? - It is.
Oh yeah, that is sealed.
Oh, it's completely, completely sealed.
Completely sealed.
Let's do 'em all, bro.
- It didn't leave a freaking residue either.
- [Rhett] Do the Cheetos.
- I'm not saying it's safe,
but it's a lot safer than I thought it would be.
- [Rhett] I think once it kinda grabs it and...
- Yeah, once it starts to shrink in a little bit.
- Yeah, that did it.
That did it, that did it, okay.
And here's the thing about--
- Is the internet talking about this at all?
- They are now.
- Can we take full credit for this?
- Now here's the thing about Ruffles bags.
Look, look where the chips start.
- Oh, look at that.
I'm losing half my hand trying to get down in there.
- If you got extra room in your cupboards you don't need,
come down here, go low.
- I bet that might start a fire.
Roast my chips a little bit.
- I don't even wanna know,
I just wanna know I'm eating original.
I don't even wanna know what I'm eating.
You know what I'm saying?
So now, I think I may've gone too low.
Don't get my fingers though.
Just, you know what,
just see if you can grab it and just seal the whole thing.
- It worked! (Rhett laughing)
- Look at that.
It's totally sealed.
And look, I'm gonna open it back up.
- Do another, I wanna feel what it's like to open one.
So right there.
All right, drop her, drop her down.
And then when it starts to move.
Yeah, that's it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It gives it like a belt.
Oh, I think you went a little long, look.
That's starting to...
- No, you want a little fray.
That's cool, that's like the '80s.
I mean it, and it's the perfect level of...
- And then you eat down.
- You eat down.
- You burn your hand on the burnt plastic.
- Is it hot?
- Not really, no. - Is it real hot?
And then you just slam it again.
Look at that.
And as you eat you're bringing the belt line lower.
- Now what you wanna do though--
- Which is what happens with my belt line, I guess.
- You wanna make sure that you do not use
your waffle maker for food anymore.
(rock music)
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- It's not a joke.
We actually did that.
There's a shower curtain with us scantily clad on it.
Where you can take a shower next to it, naked.
- And you unclad, behind it.
- Shoo, okay, all right.
Even if you're not going to school at person at the moment,
or in the moment, you gotta be in the moment
sometimes at the moment.
You can still live that dorm life anytime you want,
as long as you have a waffle maker
and the ingredients for a pizza.
- [Link] We got both, oh!
So this is a, what is this?
This is just a square dough?
- This is a square dough.
I was instructed to put this down like this.
- And then it's your choice
whether you wanna put pizza sauce or pasta sauce on it.
- Help me out here. - You need my help there?
- Oh yeah, okay. - Move that back a little bit.
- Pizza sauce, pasta sauce.
This is the pizza sauce.
- And then we got-- - There's no difference.
♪ Cheesy time ♪
- [Rhett] Okay, go for it with pizza.
Go, go, go, go, with this cheese, whatever it is.
- Oh, come on.
Why are you grunting?
- I don't know, I grunt when I make waffles.
- You're grunt talking.
- Why are you using a spoon for the cheese?
That's another question.
- You don't know where my hands have been.
Do you want me to tell you?
- Too much cheese, stop, stop!
All right, pepperoni. - Jalapenos on your half.
- Okay, all right, jalapenos on my half.
- Pepperoni on the whole half.
It's fun to decorate a pizza. - It sure is.
- And we're gonna close it up.
- Oh, one more!
Oh, too late.
- [Rhett] I put jalapenos on the whole thing.
- I noticed that.
All right, so now we're just gonna wait.
- Listen to that sizzle, y'all.
- We're gonna have to wait a little longer
for this one probably.
Okay, so it's been like what?
Four minutes or so.
And oh, it's greasy.
- [Rhett] Oh, look at.
- [Link] It's a little stringy.
- [Rhett] It's burning my hand.
- It's burning your hand. - It's burning my hand.
Okay, boy, that's a cheesy pizza.
Look at this thing, it made a perfect quadrant to the pizza.
- Okay, yeah, there's four servings.
It's a bit of a wreck, but.
- Okay, that's good, I think it's good, it's good.
And you know exactly where to cut it, right on the line.
- Kind of thought I was gonna get to do it, but.
- You know what?
You're the guy who, you're the pizza positioner.
- Woo, woo, that's hot.
It's a hot pizza.
- [Rhett] It's hot.
- [Link] Now be careful just biting that now.
- Woo, it's hot!
- [Link] I can't even hold it.
- I can totally see this catching on at your home,
or any restaurant really.
I gotta put it back down.
I put it on the desk.
- Why would that be, what do you mean at my home?
As opposed to-- - I mean at their home.
- [Link] I thought you were talking about me.
- I think people would be into this idea.
- Oh, they're into it, but they're waiting to see
if it actually tastes good, right?
- Oh yeah, it does.
I can only hold it with one hand at a time.
- And if you really like crunchy cheese,
just leave it in there a little bit longer.
Just shove it back down.
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When my kids were younger they would play with
these plastic things that you build like a mosaic.
It was like a...
And then you would melt it with an iron.
- Yeah, waste of time.
- Perler bead type thing.
It was stupid. - Oh yeah.
- The only non-stupid toy that my kids had were Legos.
- [Rhett] Take that kids.
- We're gonna do to Legos what you would do to Perler beads.
(Legos rattling)
We're gonna make some flat creations
and then bake 'em into posterity.
- Flat creations. - Look at that.
Let's find another one of these.
- Oh, I got myself one of-- - Oh, you found one?
- [Rhett] I found two.
- Oh, I got, okay.
- And here's another one if you want it.
- Okay, I found these.
So we know we gotta use those.
You know, they could be like...
- Eyeballs. - Eyeballs or...
And there's the thing that looks like an eye, okay.
Just give us a few minutes.
I'm done.
All right, let's see what you've got.
You've got a...
- [Rhett] I have a lady.
- [Link] It looks like a sleepy lady.
- Look, and she articulates.
- Oh wow, what does she say?
♪ She can dance ♪
- I made a lady reindeer.
(crew laughs)
We both found things that looked like boobaloobies.
And then that was like our starting point.
Let's just bake all this stuff.
Let's get this in here.
So it's pretty flat, so that's nice.
We're gonna take this thing and if I put mine there.
- [Rhett] Yeah, that'll work.
- Where are you gonna put yours?
Oh yeah, we got these, we got freaking respirators.
- We got respirators, we've been told.
- Chase is over there
just clamoring for us to be safe.
Do you need to help?
- [Rhett] You did it.
- [Link] So we're gonna put this guy over here.
Put it vertical, if it melts together,
so it'll be like a mosaic.
- [Rhett] So put her in there like that?
- [Link] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And let's just put a Lego person there.
I'm going to close her down!
Gonna bake the boobaloobies.
Oh, it moved.
It's not like a George Foreman grill.
There we go.
And then just maybe apply a little more pressure.
All right, you ready to take a look?
- Mm-hm. - Okay, here we go.
- [Rhett] Let's look at the lady and the reindeer.
- [Link] Oh no, my reindeer fell apart.
- [Rhett] My lady looks good.
- [Link] Your lady looks, you gotta peel her off.
Oh my goodness.
- [Rhett] Can I get to my lady?
- [Link] What happened to the antler?
One of those boobies got bursted.
- [Rhett] Oh look, look at that,
she stays together perfectly.
Look at you.
- [Link] All right, so if you take a look at my guy,
that's cool.
If you make something you really like,
you don't want anybody to screw with it.
- [Rhett] It actually creates something completely new.
I mean, look at that.
That could be a Christmas ornament.
I'm sure my wife will be into that.
Hey baby, I made something at work.
- [Link] Let's hang it on the tree.
That left breast there, it really got a hot point.
- [Rhett] I mean look, it's completely cooled almost.
- [Link] I gotta see if I can get that back on there.
- [Rhett] This is the cool thing
about making a lady out of Lego,
is that if you put her in a waffle maker,
she's gonna be there forever.
She'll never go away.
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- Ice cream cake.
Not everybody likes it 'cause it's so cold, including me.
But not everybody likes molten lava cake
because it's so lava-ey hot, like me.
And if you're like me, then I'm sorry.
- You just like lukewarm things.
- And this waffle maker ice cream cake is for us.
You wanna put that on there?
- Ah, I guess.
- Take that slice of ice cream cake
and put it right there in the middle.
And then just.
Ooh, it's got a nice sizzle.
And bring it down.
Now it doesn't...
- Oh, look, look! - There we go.
- Oh, hey, what?
- No pressure needed.
What's happening under there?
There's melting. - Oh, it's melting?
- The icing is melting more than the ice cream.
Yeah, let's see.
Let's just take a little peak.
Ooh yeah.
Because there's actual cake in an ice cream cake,
which who knew, now we've freaking got,
it's a reverse lava cake.
- Here, I'm gonna take the whole thing off.
- The lava is on.
Let's just eat it in here.
And then dip it in the lava.
- Okay. - 'Cause it.
- [Rhett] I don't want you to get hurt, man.
- [Link] Well, there's still coldness
from the ice cream, right?
- [Rhett] There's still some coldness.
- Get the hotness from the, there's a moat of lava.
(Link whistling)
- Oh wow!
It's not too hot at all.
- It was in one little place.
Oh gee, that's good.
- [Rhett] Gee willikers, that's good.
- There's nothing like eating directly
off of a waffle maker.
- Well, you know what, it feels kinda like
some kind of custom that we should have.
We don't have enough customs in this country.
Like, have you been to America?
- You know, we're a young country, Rhett.
Don't be so hard on us. - Have you been to America?
Where they just put the ice cream cake in the waffle maker,
then the family gathers around,
and they all eat it with a fork while it's still plugged in.
- [Link] You gotta go to the Waffle Zone to do that.
- It's so American.
Okay, well, you know what?
We did some things today.
I mean, that's about all I can say.
- And now, I could add to that.
And now we're done. - Yeah.
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