[grunting]
I have an idea!
Let's sneak in the canteen and grab some food.
But isn't that against the rules?
Oh, you poor, naive sponge.
There's rules-rules, and then there's stomach rules.
[grunting]
It's locked.
I have my breaking and entering merit badge.
[belching]
Ah!
[both] We're hideous.
Yeah!
We're monsters, we're monsters, we're--
Would you two be quiet? I am trying to sleep.
What the... oh, good.
It's just a nightmare.
[eagle screech]
[both scream]
[giggles] You are either very brave.
Or very foolish to venture into this dark domain.
- Foolish. We're very foolish. - [crying]
So are we. We are Roxy.
Say hello to my cabin-mate, Jimmy.
Shake?
Yes, we are.
Eek...
Don't worry. It tastes like maple syrup.
[exclaims excited]
Thanks.
- [gasps] - [shouts]
Hello.
My name is Preda Tory.
That is my web. I spun it this morning.
[screams]
[shouting]
Nice work. You do free alterations?
[panicked whimpering]
So, uh, which... which one of you
is the ca-cabin counselor?
Hey, Kid.
[gasping]
- [hissing] - [screaming]
Kidferatu.
[screams]
[whistling]
[buzzing]
[whistling]
[grunts]
[laughing]
Ha-hah! Got you cornered.
You're not going anywhere.
You are mine.
[truck revving]
Huh?
[roaring]
Ooh.
[grunts]
[shouting] Help!
[grunts]
- [snoring] - Patrick,
today I'm gonna catch my first ever jellyfish.
Tell the ballerinas I caught the gorilla.
Yeah!
[shouting]
[mumbling]
[shouting]
Um, let's do the corners first.
This piece, then that piece.
What in the name of Neptune are you two doing?
Trying for our danger badge.
It says "ranger badge", not "danger badge".
[gasping]
Hey, Mr. Tentacles, do you have a ranger badge?
Well, I tried for it once.
[helicopters whirring, explosions]
[horse neighing]
[horn honking, screaming]
Never go for a ranger badge.
Why don't you just try for something easy?
A playing dead badge?
[both] No.
A going home badge?
[both] No.
Um, um... Ah, here, the making friends badge.
All you need is four signatures.
[both] Will you be my friend?
I got you this time!
Aww!
[belching]
That's my jellyfish.
Oh. Sorry, buddy.
Ah! Here, here!
I'll hold it out for you while you catch it.
Ah!
[grunting]
You're overthinking it.
Try standing closer.
Closer...
[grunts]
- Aww... - Bend your knees.
Deep breath.
[inhales]
Blow your nose.
Squint your eyes.
Now, where's your jelly face?
Let's see your jelly face!
Nyah, this is my jelly face!
[roars]
[grunts]
Aw, here.
Yay!
[gasps]
Aww...
I'm the worst jellyfisher ever.
[sobbing]
True, but remember, SpongeBob,
all that glitters is not all that jazz.
[sobbing]
Thanks, buddy.
That's some good advice.
If I were in his shoes,
I'd walk softly and carry no bed of roses.
We're trying out a new look!
Whoo-hoo!
Ooh, doggy!
Nice noodling, SpongeBob.
I've got you now!
Flying squirrel at 12 o'clock!
- Oh, no. - Sorry.
[grunting]
[grunts]
Can somebody spot me, bro?
[both scream]
Now where did those grotesque goons go?
[laughing]
Ah-hah!
Time to target those tushies.
Huh?
Aww, we're not hideous anymore.
No problemo.
Yeah, no problem-eno.
[both groaning]
[both panting]
[both groaning]
The gym's closed, bros.
Better luck next time.
Oh!
[laughing]
Who's hungry?
I thought I was.
[excited shouts]
What'd I miss?
Patrick!
[cheering]