Where the fuck is my meditation candle?
(music)
I'm so glad we moved to the Hudson Valley, James.
Me, too. It's so nice to be out of the city and just breathe.
No kidding
I really do love it here.
Yeah, I notice. Who's that girl who keeps hanging around?
You mean Just Jamie?
Hey, Kendra.
Yeah I got a pregnant feral up on Carney Road
and she is spooked!
Clawed my face off.
Still love her though.
I think I'm gonna name her Bipsy.
She's Just Jamie.
She just helps me with general things and various stuff and so on and the like.
Well, look, it's none of my les-ness. I mean I'm always checking out the local drifter.
Oh, man. He is ripe.
You're queer for drifters.
This cup is so precious.
It's like a little kitten in a baptismal dress.
James!
Cats never like to be in any kind of costume, James.
It's never their idea.
Don't give me that animal shit right now.
Yeah well tell that to a cat on a surfboard.
I love our friendship.
Me, too. It's the best.
Ahh!
What do you think, little girl? What's the matter?
I think she wants to show us something.
Is that two people face down in the yard?
Hand me my opera glasses.
O.M.F.G.
That deer looks like Mia Farrow!
James, focus.
They're not moving. I wonder if they're OK.
The grass looks a little wet.
I'm not ruining these Crocs, I'll tell ya that much.
Oh, boy. If these two people are dead, I am gonna be really really sad.
Me, too.
I just wish the grass wasn't wet. I'd be out there.
Let's throw something. Maybe we can rouse them.
Good one, Paula. Very Close. Almost got it. Here we go.
One, two, three.
They're moving!
Hope you're OK cause we're not coming out there.
We're not coming out there in the wet grass.
Hi, y'all
I'm Goiterjean.
Hi.
We walked here all the way from Nashville.
We're singers, songwriters, dream-catchers.
You can stay here, pay what you need.
Yeah, come stay with us.
Ain't got no money, I ain't got not dog exploded on it.
You got something better.
You got an adorable daughter.
I didn't have kids so it really cuts deep.
Honey, We don't have a daughter.
Not a one.
(singing) I've drunk gin in Virginia
(singing) and rye in the Rockies
(singing) and wine for the loves that I've lost.
(singing) I've had schnapps with the sherrif
(singing) played quarters with a convict
(singing) and jumped off some bridges I've crossed.