[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) I joke a lot I know.
The voice inside of me's 12 years old.
Now I need guidance.
I just turned 30 and I'm still freestyling.
So that's how y'all OBs doubt.
And hope breeds vows.
I won't be proud till I'm crowned.
You holding me down.
Are you holding me down?
Will I break out or will I break down?
I'm calling my shot, oh, this is my plot, oh.
Just let me be not wrong.
Everything is right in front of me
so I don't see what's right in front of me.
I'm only seeing what is going to be.
[SCREAMS]
Bring the sheep to the man.
I do everything I can.
Tired of laying on the ground.
Follow me or you'll be down.
North side, east side, Jesus Christ way, way,
way, way, way up in this bitch.
Count the days 'cause it's almost here.
Talking cray but you convinced.
Heaven sent.
I ain't nothing like the present, man.
Wasn't fucking with the president.
This world got way too sensitive,
it's so evident we let the devil in.
I'm not a reverend, I'm irreverent.
Then stun 'em colder than a revenant.
I put the effort in to be a better man.
Better man.
I be walking around the town, talking what about, walking
all around, drawing all the crowds, garnering the clout,
calling all 'em out, following devout, volley in the doubt,
swallowing it down, hollering and loud.
They know not what they do.
They're trying to box in the Jew.
PG with the crack, got to come back.
Got a little bread, tucked down, made a lot of more bread.
Now the gang getting fed, bring a lunch bag.
All of my friends started popping in advance,
all the seeds turned to plants. Full circle like a hubcap.
You can hear the chants, everybody had a chance.
Everybody trying to dance when I pull up with the jams.
Everybody going ham, young man got a plan.
They don't even understand.
[PIANO MUSIC]
I don't eat fruit or vegetables.
I eat the pussy and other stuff.
What?
I don't eat fruit or vegetables, no fruits or vegetables.
No, no, or vegetables, no fruits or vegetables.
Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?
I would eat your mama's pussy, but I won't eat no fruit.
No fruits or vegetables, no fruits or vegetables.
I am a professional that's soaked in grown-up genitals.
Women look at me and know for sure they heterosexual.
They book me at the festivals, the crowd's
been growing testicles.
That's a joke.
Ha ha ha ha, they getting roast.
Ha ha ha, that's a joke.
Ha ha ha ha, what a joke.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce
you to a very special friend--
urologist Dr. Featherbird, who will go through my body
to show you my disorder.
I've had surgery as a baby, but I am not alone.
Everyone who's on stage has [INAUDIBLE]..
This is the penis.
(RAPPING) No, no, I'll never stop rapping.
Everything I say I want happens.
I'mma get it because you know I gotta have it.
I don't need to run it up or quarter bag it.
I'm a quarter pocket type of motherfucker,
with the eight ball going in the motherfucking hole, dawg,
like it's game time.
Cause it's Lil Dicky getting scrutinized.
I'm a big dog. Roof!
Bark at a critic.
I got real hard, just admit it.
I can't be stopped.
Who you kidding?
I know you thought I was different.
I know.
I'll be like, no more overthinking.
I can't even hold on because I'm singing.
I can't-- oh.
[THEME MUSIC]