WELCOME BACK TO THE LIVE SHOW, EVERYBODY.
MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT HAS BEEN A POLITICALLY ACTIVE DREAMBOAT
FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN REMEMBER AND HE STILL LOOKS YOUNGER THAN
YOU.
PLEASE WELCOME ROB LOWE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YA!
THAT WAS FUN.
THAT VOTER WAS AN IDIOT, THOUGH.
>> Stephen: THAT GUY?
HE WAS AN IDIOT.
>> Stephen: WHAT A TOOL.
UNBELIEVABLE.
I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE BUT I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.
>> OKAY.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE THIS WHOLE DAMN THING MIGHT BE YOUR FAULT.
>> WHAT DID I DO?
>> Stephen: YOU'RE VERY INFLUENTIAL.
YOU REALIZE THAT, RIGHT?
BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU POINT THAT FACE.
THIS IS IT.
BECAUSE WE HAVE FOOTAGE THAT PROVES YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS MOMENT SINCE 2011.
READY?
>> WHY DO YOU LIKE DONALD?
I THINK DONALD SHOULD RUN.
I WISH HE'D RECONSIDER, THERE'S STILL TIME.
IF PALIN'S THINKING ABOUT GETTING IN, THERE'S STILL TIME
FOR YOU TO RECONSIDER.
I THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT.
I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU IN A DEBATE.
IT WOULD BE GOOD TO SEE YOU KEEP PEOPLE HONEST IN A DEBATE.
WILL YOU RECONSIDER?
>> I WILL SAY THIS, I WATCH THOSE DEBATES AND THEY ARE ON
THE BORING SIDE, AREN'T THEY?
>> Stephen: YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT.
>> ALL I HAVE TO SAY, STEPHEN, IS MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU RAWNGS MOLE BY ANY CHANCE?
>> I AM FROM THE KGB TO RUIN THE COUNTRY!
>> Stephen: YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE YOUR EVIL TWIN TONIGHT
WITH THAT HAIR ON YOUR FACE.
THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.
>> I TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU MADE UP YOUR MIND?
>> AFTER THAT, I'M GOING WITH THE CANDIDATE THAT'S THE MOSTLY
DRATTED.
DONALD DRANK SO MUCH WATER THAT I AM VERY CONCERNED FOR HIS
HEALTH.
>> Stephen: MAYBE HE ATE A LOT OF BEEF JERKY BEFORE THE DEBATE.
WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET ROB LOWE'S VOTE?
YOU HAVE BEEN POLITICALLY ACTIVE.
YOU CAMPAIGNED FOR ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.
>> I CAMPAIGNED FOR BOTH SIDES TO HAVE THE AISLE.
I CAN ALWAYS PICK A WINNER.
>> Stephen: WOW!
I HAVE BEEN ON BOTH SIDES OF IT.
HERE'S THE THING, MY NEW SHOW "CODE BLACK" IS COMING OUT.
I WANT EVERY VOTER TO WATCH, NO MATTER HOW STUPID.
>> Stephen: NO MATTER HOW STUPID --
>> THE VOTERS ARE.
>> Stephen: SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY WHICH SIDE YOU'RE
ON.
>> WHEN THE RATINGS COME IN, I WILL TELL YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A BUSINESSMAN.
>> IT'S TRUE.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE MET BOTH THESE PEOPLE, TRUMP AND
MRS. CLINTON.
>> I HAVE.
MRS. CLINTON IS ONE OF THOSE POLITICIANS THAT IN ROOMS OF
SMALL PEOPLE SHE'S REALLY FUNNY, SHE TOTALLY GETS IT.
THEN SOMETIMES SHE CAN BE OUT IN PUBLIC AND COME ACROSS AS STIFF
AND MAYBE WHATEVER, BUT SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN REALLY SWEET AND
FUNNY, AND PRESIDENT CLINTON WROTE ME A NICE NOTE ABOUT MY
BOOK COMPLETELY OUT TO HAVE THE BLUE.
THAT'S HOW GOOD THEY ARE.
THEY WANT THAT ONE LAST VOTE IN CALIFORNIA.
>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT DONALD TRUMP?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?
>> AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'RE PHONE BUDDIES.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM?
HAVE YOU SPENT ANY TIME WITH HIM?
>> I HAVEN'T.
>> Stephen: HAS HE WRITTEN YOU A NICE NOTE?
>> NO, BUT HE DONATED TO THE CHARITY I WAS ON THE SHOW
PROMOTING, HABITAT FOR HUMANITY, AND HE OUT OF THE BLUE DONATED
5-GRAND TO US.
SO THAT WAS NICE OF HIM.
>> Stephen: SO ROB REASON CAN BE BOUGHT.
>> NO QUESTION.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU'RE VERY
LIKABLE.
PEOPLE LIKE ROB LOWE, RIGHT?
( CHEERING ) HELL, HILLARY CLINTON'S
LIKABILITY NUMBERS ARE LOW.
DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR HER?
ANYTHING?
>> MY FAVORITE HILLARY THING IS THE MOVE SHE DOES, IT'S SO
BEAUTIFUL, SHE DOES IT EVERY PUBLIC APPEARANCE.
WHEN SHE WALKS OUT, SHE WAITS AND THEN SHE GIVES THE LOOK OF,
OH, MY GOSH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE!
POINT.
>> Stephen: CAN WE GET A SHOT OF THAT?
>> IT'S ALWAYS LIKE -- SHE DID IT AT THE DEBATE!
IF SHE GOES TO THAT A LITTLE BIT MORE, IT'S GOING TO SOLVE
EVERYTHING.
>> Stephen: SHE JUST HAS TO POINT AT EVERY PERSON IN
AMERICA.
>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU NOT ONLY HAVE THE SUPPORT OF POLITICIANS
BUT YOU'VE PLAYED A POLITICIAN IN THE ADAPTATION OF BILL
O'REILLY'S WORK.
>> I PLAYED J.F.K.
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK YOU COULD PLAY TRUMP?
WOULD THAT BE AN APPEALING ROLE?
>> WHEN I TRY MY TRUMP OUT, IT COMES ACROSS AS MY OLD MANAGER
BERNIE BURLSTEIN.
HE DOES THIS WITH THE HANDS.
>> Stephen: HE ALWAYS DHUZ.
I'VE GOT THE HANDS -- >> Stephen: MY FAVORITE
THING -- LET ME SEE THE SIZE OF YOUR HANDS.
>> WELL, THEY'RE SMALL ENOUGH, SAD TO SAY.
MY FAVORITE MOVE OF TRUMP'S IS WHEN HE'S ON THE TELEPROMPTER,
POLICY, POLICY, VERY DETAILED, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, IT'S SO
TRUE, WE ALL KNOW IT IS.
IT'S SO TRUE AND ANYBODY KNOWS.
AND WE KNOW IT IS.
POLICY, POLICY, POLICY -- I LOVE THAT WHEN YOU GET TO SEE THE
READING AND THE RIFFING.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT POLITICS IN ANY SERIOUS
WAY IN.
>> YEAH, THE ONLY THING THAT I WOULD EVER CONSIDER DOING IS
WHAT RONALD REAGAN DID.
HE WAS AN ACTOR AND RAN GORE SCREEN ACTORS GUILD PRESIDENT
AND GOVERNOR AND THEN PRESIDENT.
SO SCREEN ACTORS GUILD PRESIDENT I WOULD RUN FOR ONLY BECAUSE
IT'S THE ONLY OFFICE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT MY PLATFORM WOULD
BE AND IT WOULD BE ALL ACTORS GET TO BREAK FOR LUNCH ONE HOUR
EARLIER ON THE SET.
>> Stephen: THAT'S IT?
THAT'S IT.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR RESIDUALS AND MULTIPLE PLATFORMS
AND STREAMING AND THE INTERNET, I JUST WANT TO EAT QUICKER EVERY
DAY.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
AND BY THE WAY, IT WOULD CRUSH ANYBODY.
SO BRING IT.
YOU AND I, SCREEN ACTORS GUILD.
>> Stephen: I HAVE NO INTEREST IN HOLDING PUBLIC OFFICE.
( LAUGHTER ) I'VE TRIED TO RUN FOR OFFICE.
I TRIED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT TWICE.
THEY SAID, GO AWAY, YOU SMELL BAD.
( LAUGHTER ) ALSO, I HAD HILLARY CLINTON ON
THE SHOW A COUPLE OF MONTHS BACK AND WE HAVE ANOTHER CLIP HERE.
IN APRIL, SHE AND I SHED SOME LIGHT ON SOME OF THE SMALLEST
ISSUES FACING AMERICA, AND YOU CAME UP IN ONE OF THE ISSUES SHE
RAISED.
JIM?
>> AND ALL AMERICANS SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO HEALTHCARE.
IDEALLY, WHATEVER ROB LOWE IS GETTING.
THAT GUY LOOKS AMAZING.
>> Stephen: DOESN'T HE?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> SHE'S GOT MY VOTE!
THAT'S IT!
IT'S OVER!
>> Stephen: YOU DID NOT COME HERE AS A PLUG FOR THIS, BUT WE
FOUND THIS, YOU HAVE SOMETHING CALLED PROFILE MEN'S PERFORMANCE
GROOMING.
>> YOU LAUGH NOW.
PUT IT ON AND YOU WILL LOOK LIKE ME.
>> Stephen: I MIGHT LAUGH LATER, TOO.
( LAUGHTER ) RECHARGE, AGE COMBATING SERUM.
>> THAT'S THE UNDEREYE SERUM.
>> Stephen: HOW MUCH OF THIS?
IT DOESN'T GO IN YOUR MOUTH!
( LAUGHTER ) IT GOES UNDER YOUR EYES FOR DARK
CIRCLES AND BAGS -- NOT THAT YOU HAVE ANY!
>> Stephen: I'VE GOT TO SAY, TASTES PRETTY GOOD.
DO YOU ACTUALLY USE THAT STUFF?
>> I DO.
I DESIGNED THIS LINE.
IT TOOK ME EIGHT YEARS TO DO IT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S A SLOW WORKER.
>> DO YOU THINK I'M A NATURAL CHEMIST?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: EIGHT YEARS?
WHAT DID YOU EXPERIMENT ON, SLOTHS?
>> IT HAD TO BE PERFECT.
>> Stephen: I REGRET EATING THAT.
>> YOUR TONGUE LOOKS SO YOUNG!
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR PEOPLE SAYING
THIS GUY NEVER AGES.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE AGING AT ALL?
>> MY INSIDES ARE 150.
>> Stephen: A LITTLE ROUGH LIVING?
>> SOME ROUGH LIVING BUT -- NO, YOU KNOW, LISTEN, I HAVE BEEN
BLESSED WITH GOOD GENETICS AND I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
NOT TO GET TOO SERIOUS, BUT BEING YOUNG IS MORE ABOUT YOUR
ATTITUDE ON LIFE AND I THINK THAT MAKES YOU LOOK AND FEEL
YOUNG SNORE ALSO NOT BEING OLD HELPS.
>> IT'S A MATH THING.
>> Stephen: IT'S A MATH THING.
WHATEVER YOU ARE IN YEARS, THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
>> Stephen: A FIRM GRASP OF THE OBVIOUS, ROB LOWE.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THE SHOW "CODE BLACK" IS NOT NEW, BUT YOU'RE ADDING.
YOU'VE BEEN BROUGHT IN AS A FORMER SPECIAL OPS GUY?
>> I'M BASED ON REAL ARMY TRAUMA SURGEONS WHO ARE BRINGING
EVERYTHING WE'VE LEARNED ON THE BATTLEFIELD IN TERMS OF TRAUMA,
WHICH IS WHERE ALL THE CUTTING AGE MEDICINE IS NOW, I'M
BRINGING THAT INTO A LOS ANGELES HOSPITAL.
>> Stephen: HOW LONG SINCE YOU'VE DONE TV?
>> IT'S BEEN ABOUT THREE SECONDS.
>> Stephen: DID THEY LITERALLY JUST GRAB YOU OFF ONE SET AND
PUT YOU ON ANOTHER AND CHANGED YOUR CLOTHES AND DIED YOUR HAIR?
>> WHEN I'M A FREE AGENT, I'M NOT ON THE MARKET LOCK AND I
LOVE IT.
I'M GRATEFUL FOR IT.
IT'S A GREAT SHOW AND I'M HAPPY TO BE ON IT.
IT'S A HARD-HITTING REALLY EMOTIONAL TRAUMA AND A NICE
CHANGE FOR ME BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN DOING COMEDY FOR SO MANY
YEARS.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR DOING COMEDY WITH US.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: ROB LOWE!
THANKS FOR BEING ON THE LIVE SHOW!
"CODE BLACK" SEASON 2 PREMIERES THIS WEDNESDAY!