Easy, just put your dick inside her.
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Tip #1: Learn to sexualize conversation
Now chances are, if you’re a virgin, it’s because you’re having trouble sexualizing
conversation.
Sexualizing conversation is the most important tool you can learn when it comes to getting
girls because it’s what takes the conversation from regular small talk, unfuckable banter,
to bringing her back to your place and smashing it out.
If you’re a virgin, then you should put ALL of your time and effort into learning
how to sexualize conversation.
Be casual.
The most important thing when it comes to sexualizing conversation is to keep it natural
and organic and not forced.
Anytime an interaction between a man and a woman feels forced or its escalating too fast
in an uncalibrated way, it will put the girl on the defensive AND it’ll put her on the
spot to make a quick decision about whether she should reject you or not before she’s
even gotten to know you.
And unless you’re Channing Tatum or Based Zeus, 99.99% of the time, she’ll just reject
you if the situation becomes too high pressure.
You never want to frame the interactions as you trying too hard to get her or like you’re
coming on too strong.
The appropriate framing of the conversation should be that you’re a badass, high status
mothafucka, who MIGHT be interested in her, but you’re still screening and testing her
to see if she’s worthy of your time.
When you frame it like this, it shows her that you’re not trying to prove anything
to her and it’ll actually have her trying to prove herself to you.
And when she tries proving herself to you, it’s really easy for you to sexualize because
you can explicitly call her out for trying to qualify and prove her worth to you.
You can say something like, “Woah are you trying to impress me so you can take me home?
I’m not that easy.”
Or something to that effect.
This is a really good way to keep the interactions framed as though she’s interested in you
and trying to pursue as much or more than you are.
Bonus tip: A really easy way to practice sexualizing conversations with girls in a natural way
is to message a ton of girls on Tinder until you get good at it.
Sexualizing over the phone is easier because you have time to think about your responses
and how you can sexualize in a natural and funny way without being too aggressive.
It also relieves a lot of the pressure from having to come up with witty sexualizing responses
on the spot and in-person.
Some easy phrases that typically work at sexualizing conversations in-person or over Tinder is
stuff like “Are you flirting with me?” or replying “That’s what she said” to
something she says, or if she touches you or makes any physical advance you can make
a joke and tell her to “buy you dinner first.”
Tip #2: Find a location.
Now if you’re young you may have to improvise.
Back when I was a young god and my dad Cronus was ruling the universe, I didn’t always
have access to my house because I wouldn’t want to have to introduce random thot #3478
to my parents.
So I’d improvise and use a car, I’d do it under a cloud, and I’ve even done it
in public, which I don’t recommend.
Unless you want a cop coming up to you and arresting you for public indecency.
My problem was that my dick was so big he had to handcuff that too because it was registered
as a lethal weapon that can deploy deadly force.
If you’re older though and logistics isn’t a huge issue for you then you should make
sure it’s easy to get back to your place.
I recommend calling an uber back to your place or walking if it’s close enough.
This way you can make the uber ride or walk an adventure and make it fun so this way she
sees you as more entertaining and it’ll make her feel more comfortable when you guys
get back to your place.
Sometimes though, girls feel more comfortable having sex at their own place as opposed to
going home with someone.
A lot of pickup artists say that you should always bring girls back to your place but
I find that a lot of girls feel more comfortable bringing you back to their place.
So if you gotta play away team then so be it
Tip #3: Casually escalate.
Now once you’ve established the frame that she has to win you and your attention over
and she starts qualifying, now it’s time to take that and escalate the situation casually.
When you escalate an interaction, the most important thing is to do it casually and like
everything is normal and low pressure.
Like I mentioned before, girls don’t wanna feel slut shamed or feel judged by you or
anyone else about having sex so you have to make it all seem natural, spontaneous, and
fun.
An easy way to sexualize is to escalate casually by offering low-pressure options like getting
food nearby before you bring her back, or offering to play with your cute dog or cat
at your house, or offering to watch the movie at your house that you guys just talked about.
Now if you already have her at your house, you want to escalate physically early on so
you’re subcommunicating to her your intent and getting a feel for how she responds.
If you’re sitting down watching a movie, then put your arm around her and cuddle up
immediately.
Whatever you’re doing, make sure to make a physical advance so it’s clear that the
interaction is escalating and you see how she responds.
Once you get a positive response then keep escalating until it’s time to do what God
put you on this planet to do.
Reproduce!
Except I strongly recommend you wear a condom because having a kid the first time you lose
your virginity would be pretty wack ahah.
Tip #4: Watch porn to practice.
Yeah you got that right.
Find some good pornos that are realistic and use it to visualize how you’re gonna do
it.
See the positions they do, how they position themselves with the other person and so on.
Now chances are you’re not gonna get any profound sex tips from watching porn, but
if you’re a total noob then it’ll give you a feel for what positions you can try
and how to get things started.
And that my friends is it.
In summary;
Learn to sexualize the conversation Find a location
Casually escalate And watch porn to practice.
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