at school i invented a game called snorkel parker music practice room
there we are uh please team what do you think what's the game called again um
it was called snorkel parker music practice room
right and can you describe the game to us myself and um several friends uh we all had
snorkel parkers what is a stalker parker for some for some of the younger viewers
it's um it's a large uh hooded coat with a fur lined the one that comes out at the front yes
and you can you can zip it up so it comes right up and uh so that only your eyes are visible right
can you describe the rules imagine we've never met i've got miss snorkel parker what would happen
next well then you and i lee will go to the music practice room when i'm not falling for this again
and you zip up your snorkel parker and then you when someone's practicing their violin
with a violin teacher in the music practice room yeah you duck down below the window
and then you just come up with your snorkel parker on so just imagine you're a historical
you've reenactment your members there i spoke i suppose how would you i'd have
to fully demonstrate it but by using my um making an absolutely feel free to ask richard
and david to help you out on this would you help me out with this um well i mean i i is
so if you imagine that this was the music practice room and and there was some someone
in there having a lunchtime a lunchtime violin lesson yeah you you would wait until they were in
mid tutorial i'm featuring it yeah and then together yeah after three okay one two three
oh that's it really was the secrets of getting the fact that they never knew who you were because
they wouldn't know you were because there's only your eyes showing and you tell you to go away so
you would all duck down away and then you'd leave it for a minute and then come back then
you'd just come back up again yeah what age were you have you weren't one of the teachers maybe
13 14 right the way through to when you're right through till sixth form yeah you never got told
to stop this or you got it yeah would they they would bang on the window and be really furious
it's getting really boring but you still know you are greg because you're eight foot six but
just out of interest by show of hands who would like to play snorkel parker music practice room
i'm quite keen on the game i've already played it i didn't really enjoy
it sounds ridiculous i mean it does sound utterly ridiculous it's almost as if you're lying do you
think he is lying lee what are you going to say on this one well i actually believe him i could
just see you doing that for kicks and giggles bob which way are you leaning with this well it's got
the anticipation it's got the jeopardy it's got a lot what a game somebody tells me you're gonna get
a phone call from waddington this gets picked up this is just because i've talked about it now it's
mine right i said it yours if you really played it if it's a lie then if you haven't copyright
who's it if it is a line i've just read it off this thing whose idea is it by the way
i personally wrote the lie i'd like to i'd like to maintain the rights to balaclava sports hall
if anyone's interested rightly it's time to take a guess what are you going to say we're going
for truth you're saying it's true okay uh greg were you telling the truth what were you telling
about oh right because that would make me utterly pathetic wouldn't it yes i was telling the truth
yes it's true greg did invent a game called snorkel parker
music practice room at school greg was very popular with the other pupils
not surprising really considering they'd created him in a science lesson
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