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we haven't won a tiny league basketball
game in years but I think we're gonna
win this one better no Tom I'm no bucket
ball Cracker Jack but I'm pretty sure
we're still down by one point yeah but
look
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I felt bad
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no one talked about the game in front of
ginger we don't want to remind them that
its team would have won if you hadn't
thrown the ball like a doofus but enough
about my other friend ginger named
ginger
look it's our ginger save it I know iced
tea ginger don't be so hard on yourself
your whole team stinks I know and next
week's game would be even worse we're
playing our rivals those jerkface jerks
that John said felt jester's oh I cannot
stand those jerks they are just so jerky
that jerkiest beating them is gonna take
a mirror oh great news the grocery
stores give it away half-price coconuts
that was incredible oh you're the
miracle my team needs you have to play
for us hold on all right
I don't think Hank can join a
third-grade basketball team that can't
be allowed he's an adult
actually there's no rule against it
according to Section L of the student
handbook anyone can play on a
third-grade team as long as they're in
the third grade what's going on here go
back to third grade sue can help us win
a basketball game we need this well it's
been a while since I've a lead a new
dawn coast to coast crashed the board
for some triple doubles that's
basketball for
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that's what it looks like when it goes
to the hole fantastic not only does our
team finally have a ringer but now so I
said Johnson bill jesters you should
call your team that Johnson till jerks
and I hear someone calling someone a
jerk out here sorry sir I was just
talking about Johnsonville oh you mean
jerks and barrel star players did you
hear me I asked what you're left with if
you subtract 3 from 7 I believe the
answer is nothing nothing but you may be
a hotshot hipster but you're about to
flunk my class sorry Ms B it's just that
I don't really care about that stuff
I'm here to bawl yes I can see that from
the answers on your homework
unfortunately for you the school rules
say that if you fail a class you can't
play on a sports team so study up get
out there's the guy who's gonna lead us
that tiny league victory how was
practice did you learn any new moves huh
no what's this
a note from school I don't know probably
the teachers want my autograph or
something it says that if you don't pass
your next test you're gonna feel out of
school huh fine tell me something I
don't know get off of my cat don't you
talk to your friend like that
listen buddy third grade tests are tough
but you can handle it
I know because I made it through third
grade once and so did you
well this is it what anymore again it's
wise
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what does passing even have to do with
basketball nothing I'll bet miss their
dress is just jealous of my raw athletic
talent you know if you want to be sure
you pass you could cheat little bit
Darren quit joking around
oh I'm not joking I cheat all the time
cheating wouldn't be that hard all you
have to do is find a way to the answer
vault that miss the attracts keeps under
her desk you'd knock it off Hank is the
best guy I know he would never do
something like that can I ask you guys a
question I'm worried about a friend of
mine a friend huh is this friend a
little guy named ginger it's Hank
I think he might try stealing the
answers to a test what if he gets caught
he'll be kicked off the team I'm gonna
give that kid a piece of my mind
are you sure about this ginger Hank is
upstairs studying right now why would he
study if he was just gonna steal all the
answers
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Oh Noah where did he go one here the
school is closed are you telling me you
have to go inside and return that mascot
costume to the gym that's fair
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something's not right
these new athletic posters have no place
at a school encourage rambunctious Ness
and there's already far too much of that
I don't know about this I didn't I guess
this is who I am bow it's not Hank what
are you doing you're not a cheater
you're probably the least Chi tourists
come down buddy we understand what
you're going through school can be
overwhelming to some people there's just
so much pressure that's why it's okay to
ask for help so I'll just grab the
answers this one time you never do it
again
Hank is right there's too much pressure
on us kids everything we can do to make
it easier is good in fact I see we steal
copies of all the test answers go stop
you don't need to go down this dark path
why not it works for you and you're the
coolest awesomest best basketball
playing this guy in school I want to be
just like you just like me
did you do it what's taking so long
becoming already
you know what Darren I don't have time
for this answer stealing nonsense
because I have a test to study for
I knew you'd make the right decision but
is there still time to make things right
of course there is with a good
old-fashioned last-minute all-night cram
session
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I'm afraid this isn't the outcome some
of us were hoping for I hope we can take
this opportunity to learn the
consequences of our actions because
apparently my tests aren't challenging
enough you pass tank just barely you can
play in the stupid hoop ball game
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