- You are a muggle, congratulations!
(swelling music)
- [Harry Potter Voiceover] I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
- Hey guys, Tessa here.
And for today's video, we are going to be taking
the new Hogwarts house sorting quiz
on the Wizarding World app.
Jumping on that bandwagon.
Making this video.
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All right, there is a new Wizarding World app.
Pottermore is no more.
Pottermore has become Wizarding World.
And, of course, they had to give me
a new existential crisis, a new personal breakdown,
a new Hogwarts sorting quiz.
Kind of.
The questions aren't new, the format is new.
Apparently, if they sort you into a house
that you don't like, then they'll just let you
pick your old house if you want to stay in the same house.
They give you that choice.
Which I 100% support.
As we know, Harry's like,
"Nah, I'm not a Slytherin, Mr. Hat."
And so, if Harry gets a say in his sorting,
why don't I get a say in my sorting.
If Harry gets a say, so should I.
It is our choices who make us who we truly are.
But honestly, if you truly believe in your heart
that you belong in a specific Hogwarts house,
then you should be in that house.
That's your house.
So there's this one meme that Joe sends to me all the time,
and it says that my self-care is sorting myself
into Ravenclaw over and over and over again.
And this is true. (laughs)
When I don't get sorted into Ravenclaw, I get upset.
On our podcast, Fantastic Geeks,
Brizzy and I recently retook the sorting quiz,
and I got sorted into Slytherin.
So who knows what could happen, you guys?
Anything could happen.
Honestly though, I feel like I could be
in any Hogwarts house.
If you didn't know I was a Ravenclaw,
comment below what house that you think that I would be in.
'Cause I feel like a lot of people think
I'm either Gryffindor or Hufflepuff based on my personality.
But I'm just a weird Ravenclaw.
Let's do this.
Welcome to the official Wizarding World app.
Is this the Pottermore account that put me in Slytherin?
So I'm not sure which Pottermore account
I'm logging into right now. (laughs)
I have had so many Pottermore accounts
where I've taken the quiz so many times.
Tap and hold to enter.
Alohomora.
Ayyye.
But I feel like I need to get a wand tattoo on this finger,
because this is just my wand now, with Wizards Unite,
and now with this, and with probably other things.
Ooh, the sorting hat.
Wait, which one is,
Hufflepuff?!
This must be an account where I got sorted into Hufflepuff.
Let's pop it on.
You again, Tessa?
I've been sorted before.
I was a Puff at some point.
Ahhh.
Do you have the courage of a Gryffindor?
No.
The patience of a Hufflepuff?
No.
The wit of a Ravenclaw?
No. (laughs)
The cunning of a Slytherin? (laughs)
No.
You are a muggle, congratulations!
Feel like my sound is on.
(loud music from app) (yelps)
- [Sorting Hat] Old Gryffindor, from wild moor--
- Wild moor.
- [Sorting Hat] Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,
- Sweet Hufflepuff-- - Hufflepuff.
- [Sorting Hat] from valley broad,
Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.
- Fen?
- [Sorting Hat] They shared a wish, a hope, a dream.
They hatched a daring plan
to educate young sorcerers.
Thus, Hogwarts school began.
- Educate me.
(adventurous music)
That is loud music.
Okay, I'm turning this down.
Oh hello.
Ohh.
(laughs)
(Sorting Hat mumbles)
(gasps) (screams)
His little (laughs) mouth is moving.
Look at his mustache.
Hey!
- I'll eat myself--
- I'll eat myself?
(laughs)
Okay, this is it, this is it.
Oh my god, moon or stars?
Is this timed?
I'm hoping it's not timed.
There's only eight questions?
I hate this question 'cause it's like,
moon for Luna, stars for starfish.
But I think I'm gonna go with stars,
cause I always go with stars,
cause you're my starfish.
Okay, stars please.
What do I have to do, tilt?
Tilt the phone.
No.
Ohh.
How do I select?
Stars, please.
Please.
Please, stars.
Oh my gosh, guys, I am stressed.
Oh, I have to hold it.
Shoot!
I think that worked.
So you have to hold it, not tap it.
I was doing the wrong thing, okay.
Given the choice, would you rather invent a potion
that would guarantee you...
Oh my gosh, it moves.
Love, love potion.
Oh, we don't like that.
No love potion babies.
It is a cute potion though.
Do I swipe? (gasps)
Oh my god, am I choosing it?
No, no, no.
How do I go to the next one?
Okay, glory.
Wisdom.
♪ I'm a one-eyed, one horn ♪
♪ Wisdom purple potion drinker ♪
I think wisdom.
What's the other one?
Power.
I don't trust myself with the power.
No power.
Eternal glory, already got it.
Okay, we're doing the wisdom, guys.
Give me the wisdom.
Once every century, the Flutterby bush,
oh, that Flutterby bush. (laughs)
Good ol' Flutterby bush produces flowers
that adapt their scent to, okay.
What scent do I like?
A crackling log fire.
♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪
The sea.
Fresh parchment.
Guys, the smell of a Harry Potter book is the best smell.
I can't choose between fire and fresh parchment
because my favorite smell is reading a new book
by the fire.
Not that I'm burning books, okay?
It's not the smell of books on fire,
it's books next to fire.
Fresh parchment or home.
I don't have a specific home scent.
I'm gonna go with fresh parchment.
I just love sniffing those books, man.
Which would you rather be?
Would I rather be envied, imitated,
trusted, praised, liked?
Like this video, please. (laughs)
Feared?
Who is scared of me?
Like, what do I like more?
When people like me or when people praise me?
Honestly, I feel like I like it more
when people praise me.
I'm choosing praise.
Five, okay.
We're more than halfway done.
A troll has gone berserk
in the hog-master's study. (laughs)
The hog-master of Hogwarts. (laughs)
Can you imagine if Hogwarts was just a school for pigs?
It's about to smash, crush, and tear several items.
Which order would you rescue the items?
Okay, okay, I know this by heart now.
Oh, we have to drag it?
There's the cure, there's the records,
and there's the book.
And I remember I like the book first, then the cure,
then the records.
So cure goes to number two.
The records goes number three.
And the mysterious book is number one.
Okay, yes, that's correct.
Holding it down.
Which road tempts you the most?
The old town road. (laughs)
I hate myself.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's A.R.
(gasps)
Frickin' awesome!
Oh my god, I feel like I'm doing a portkey right now.
Okay, so first, the wide, sunny, grassy lane.
I'm joining Frodo and delivering the ring to Mordor.
Here is a narrow, dark, lantern-lit alley.
The twisting, leaf-strewn path through the woods.
See, woods freak me out because there were woods
by my house growing up, and I was also scared of
the Blair Witch.
So I don't know if I'm gonna go in the woods.
The cobbled street lined with ancient buildings.
See, to me, this is the best option.
I like this cobbled street the best.
I'm gonna choose the cobbled street.
If you were attending Hogwarts, which pet would you choose?
(gasps)
Oh, we get to choose our pet.
Ooh, it's another one of these.
Cats, toads, owls, and, oh that's it.
Okay. (laughs)
I'm going to choose a cat.
(gasps)
Oh, we get to choose between the kittens.
Oh my god, they're meowing at me.
We have the tabby cat first.
Then we have the ginger cat.
Then we have the Siamese cat, which Luna is half Siamese.
Then we have a black cat.
So sweet, doing the little butt jiggle.
And then we have a white cat.
Oh, and she has a little pink nose just like Luna!
So we're choosing the white cat.
Guys, the last question is here.
Heads or tails?
We have this head of a man, or the tail of a dragon?
Well, I mean, I was gonna go with heads,
but like, I don't want this old wizard head.
I want a dragon tail, I'm the mother of dragons.
I'm choosing tails.
I'm going with tails.
The Sorting Hat is ready to make the decision.
Guys, this is it, this is the moment.
Oh my god, I'm sweating.
Oh my gosh, the hat's back.
Difficult.
Oh my gosh, it says wise.
Is it Ravenclaw?
Oh my god, please.
Please.
Please stay on wise.
Witty.
I think that's Ravenclaw.
Learned.
A witch is learned.
Cleverest.
- Ravenclaw.
- Ayyye!
This girl is a Ravenclaw.
Oh my gosh, yes, change to Ravenclaw.
Yes, yes, please.
- Better be Ravenclaw!
(flourishing music)
- Yay!
Oh my gosh, look at this beautiful new crest.
School picture time.
Yay!
Yeah!
(screeches)
Tessa Netting is back in House Ravenclaw, where she belongs.
Guys, we did it.
We're back in Ravenclaw.
Have you guys taken the new sorting quiz?
What do you think about it?
Are you in the same house?
Are you in a different house?
Comment below, let me know.
And if you liked all the new animations,
'cause I thought it was really cool,
and I just love sorting.
I just wanna sort myself a million times.
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Stay gold, starfish.
Bye!
- [Albus Dumbledore Voiceover] But you know,
happiness can be found even in the darkest of times,
if one only remembers to turn on the light.
- [Harry Potter Voiceover] Expecto Patronum!