[Applause]
time for boating school
let it rip gary
[Music]
not bad partner in crime the toast could
have been a little darker though
see you later spongebob want to go
jellyfishing
sorry patrick i can't i have school
today what am i supposed to do all day
while you're at school
i don't know what do you normally do
when i'm gone wait for you to get
back wait a second patrick why don't you
come to school with me hey that's a
great idea
you and me in school together as
classmates think about it
[Music]
rude rude rude
[Music]
when i'm on the road
please stop touching my head
rude rude rude let's all sing
i wanna sing it all day long
let's all sing the road songs
um anybody know any other good road
tunes race yourself patrick
i'm about to introduce you to the
greatest academic thrill ride of your
lifetime
[Music]
behold patrick the hallway of learning
and here's the fountain of learning and
these are the lockers of learning
and these are the stairs of learning
right no they're just the stairs
these are the stairs of learning
where is everyone i don't know home
probably class doesn't start till nine
6 20 well but i thought you said you
were late
late for being early
[Music]
when i start wearing a watch and now for
the room with the most
class the classroom oh
and here's the chalkboard it's the ladle
that helps us drink from the fountain of
knowledge
oh and those drinks are recorded here
i'm a good noodle boy
[Music]
oh sorry whoa attendance
penmanship basic desk sanitation
advanced desk sanitation
i'll add your name so you can start
collecting good noodle stars too
there we are look at all the stars you
have
i'll never be that good no now patrick
i'm just like everyone else no matter
how many stars i
have um 74.
who said that hello class my name is mrs
puff
and the only reason i say that is
because i see we have a new student
young man why don't you stand up and
introduce yourself
who's the fat kid talking to you patrick
she's the teacher
oh come on now tell the class your name
don't be nervous
we just want to know your name
[Music]
24.
[Applause]
oh great another genius
[Music]
yeah why are they laughing i guess it's
just in the timing
today's first lesson will be on turning
24.
hey patrick what i thought of something
funnier than 24.
let me hear it 25
[Music]
that's enough young man this is your
first day so i'll let you off with a
warning
as for you spongebob i expect more from
a good noodle
pay attention yes mrs love everyone
put down your books because it's time to
pick out
the whole monitor of the day
let's see here this week's hall monitor
will be
a bar jimmy no no tina ralph
sponge mob
it's jimmy jimmy's the hall monitor
mrs puff i've done it already oh
phil no way mrs puff
tina you're the hall monitor hey i've
done it three times already
she graduated henry vera
clayton
all right i guess i have no choice
the whole monitor of the day is
oh spongebob
hall monitor spongebob reporting for
duty ma'am i'm ready to assume my
position
in the hall i will protect all that are
weak in the hall
all rules will be enforced in the hog
okay
just take the hat and belt i can't
accept that yet ma'am first i have to
make my speech
you can't make this easy can you
classmates
who am i to deserve such a great honor
why i would be nothing without mrs
puff give me a break and to my public
all i can say is i'm touched
and furthermore i will carry out my
crime and punishment punishment and
crime
and the ha which reminds me of an
extremely long speech written by the
greatest hall monitor of all time
friends students juvenile delinquents
lend me your ear in conclusion
and without a moment to spare i will put
on this uniform
and assume my duties as oh
monitor wish me luck mrs puff
oh and i will be right back
spongebob squarepants i hereby sentence
you
and your friend to detention
detention may neptune have mercy on your
soul
in one day i've gone from good noodle to
bad egg
it's all stupid patrick's fault i hate
you patrick
i hate you more i hate you no matter
what
yeah well i'd hate you even if i didn't
hate you
i'd hate you even if that made sense i'd
hit you even if you were me
that's how much i hate you i'd hate you
even if
uh i'd hate you
even if the light bulb keeping roger
alive went out
[Music]
um
[Music]
i'm sorry i called you a stupid star
dude sorry i got you in trouble and got
you moved to the back of the class and
got your good noodle start removed and
shut the spitballs
i'm sorry your apology is so long me too
let's say roger
i'll keep them warm and you get a light
bulb from the supply closet
[Music]
light bulb
[Music]
but why does it have to be so far away
oh where's patrick forget it
i gotta go find roger some warmth
[Music]
without its warmth roger will die roger
without him the light bulb will have
nothing to warm
[Music]
we did it patrick we save roger's life
i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready
i'm ready i'm ready
back to the old grind well back to the
old drive
forgot my hat me too
[Music]
wow
drop my spatula me too
[Music]
oh
you're copying me yes why are you doing
that
so i can win an award like you well it's
annoying so stop it
stop
say you're good thanks
mary we had a little lamb
[Music]
at least i'm safe inside my mind at
least i'm safe inside my mind
well i guess the first thing we should
do is
yay my first prom picture ah
our first prom picture
let's get this over with
all right you invertebrates i'm going to
teach you how to do
the sponge well if you take your leg and
you stick it in the air
and then you take the other one and jam
it right up there you twist yourself
around
and give a great big lunge now you're
doing the sponge
punch
get my pizza topping can't you see i'm
doing the sponges
[Music]
[Applause]
they love us
go wreck someone else's prom will ya yar
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