Brace yourself, Patrick. I'm about to introduce you
to the greatest academic thrill ride of your lifetime.
[laughs] And no line!
[air horn blaring]
Today's the big day, Gary.
[meowing]
Look at me, I'm naked!
Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.
[meowing]
[taking deep breaths]
[grunting]
[panting]
[screaming]
[squeaking]
I'm ready!
We have a new student starting today,
so let's all put on a happy face for Flatts the Flounder.
[clapping]
Tell the class something about yourself, Flatts.
Well, I like to kick people's butts.
[laughing, clapping]
What a card!
Now, Flatts, it's time to pick your seat.
Just go ahead and sit anywhere you like.
Okay, Mr. Essay, I say, prepare to be written!
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And some of these! And some of these!
Almost there, and...
Done.
Ah. Now let's see how it looks so far.
The...
[bell ringing]
In one day I've gone from good noodle to bad egg.
It's all stupid Patrick's fault.
I hate you, Patrick.
Well, I hate you more.
I hate you no matter what.
Yeah, well, I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.
I'd hate you even if that made sense.
I'd hate you even if you were me,
that's how much I hate you.
I'd hate you even if, uh...
mm... I'd hate you
even if the light bulb keeping Roger live went out.
- Ah! - Surprise!
- To the greatest teacher ever. - Thank you, Mrs. Puff.
I know I speak for everyone when I say that
we consider you a member of the SquarePants family.
[smooching]
I think you've made your point, dear.
[clears throat]
Mrs. Puff, we were starting to think
SpongeBob was never going to get his license.
But you never gave up on him,
you never quit,
you never took the easy way out!
Well, I, uh... Okay.
♪ Don't ever look back On the world closing in ♪
♪ Be on the attack With your wings on the wind ♪
♪ Oh, the games will begin! ♪
♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪
♪ And it's ours for the taking ♪
♪ It's ours for the fight ♪
♪ All right you inverte-brats! ♪
♪ I'm gonna teach you How to do the Sponge! ♪
♪ Well, if you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And then you take The other one ♪
♪ And jam it right up there ♪
♪ You twist yourself around ♪
♪ And give a great big lunge ♪
♪ Now you're doing the Sponge ♪
♪ Do the Sponge, Sponge ♪
♪ Do the Sponge ♪
♪ Bet your buns You're doing the Sponge ♪
♪ Well, now If you take your leg ♪
♪ And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And then you take The other one ♪
♪ And you jam it right up ♪
[Patrick laughing]
[grunting loudly]
Oh?
Hah, you missed me!
[grunting in slow-motion]
This is it, now you are looking like a winner.
[honking]
[sobbing]
SpongeBob, please stop crying so we can take the picture.
Do not worry, Mrs. Puff. I brought Pearlie.
I can't stop crying!
This will make you smile, ya, whether you want to or not.
Now say cheese.
[muffled] Cheese...
[camera shutter clicking]
There I am!
Hey, I don't look so bad after all!
[groaning] No!
[bus revving]
Ha-ha!
[growling]
They! That was mine!
Barnacles!
[ballet music playing]
[trance music playing]
What the...?
[booing]
I'm losing money on this deal!
It's worth every penny.
Now it's time to, once again,
take the driving portion of the exam.
Okay, SpongeBob...
Get in the boat.
Oh, in this boat?
Right here?
- Is it time already? - Get in the boat, SpongeBob!
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
All you have to do is get on the track.
Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?
1924?
No, no. First thing is to start the boat.
[engine idling, shouting]
SpongeBob? SpongeBob?
- Relax, it's only the boat. - The boat?
Okay, now, what do you do next?
- Floor it? - Yes. No! No! Don't floor it.
- Floor it? - No! No, no! Don't floor it!
Okay, floor it!
[Mrs. Puff] No! No! No! No! No!
[loud crash]
Oh, SpongeBob...
Why?
I must know your name.
My name?
Yes, your name, son.
Uh...
Beef Wellington?
Ah, no, your name.
Uh... Eh...
[groaning]
The fork on the left?
Hah. Stop joking, tell him your name.
My name...?
What's his name?! What's his name?!
I got nothing on a name!
Come on, baby, what's the name?!
[alarm ringing, shouting]
We threw out his name!
It's graduation day, Man Ray.
This is the key to your future.
[laughing]
Just look at him, Patrick. The picture of goodness.
[evil laugh]
Um, we're not supposed to touch that stuff.
We're not supposed to touch that either.
[cackling]
We are really not supposed to touch those, sir.
Good people have no use for weapons such as...
[screaming] those!
[evil laugh]
The only thing I'm good at is being evil.
So long, suckers!
What's that smell, SpongeBob?
That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat.
Good, I thought it was my skin.