[inaudible] aye man, what's going on?
Get in the car, Dan. Get in the car.
I'm Nick and this is Dan and we're Crashing Into Hip Hop.
We're known for breaking into celebrity houses.
Let's go. Aye bro, put him down.
Bro, whatcha' doing? We've been given the chance
to crash into these celebrity houses,
then invite them to the BET Hip Hop Awards, baby.
We just gotta go give out these tickets.
Trying to catch a ride to the BET Hip Hop Awards, baby.
(bleep) you guys.
What? Dan. Dan, get out the car, Dan.
Dan. Dan. Dan. No.
That's Linda, Dan. What is you doing, baby?
Are you guys back in town?
Yeah, we just landed from LAX. Now we headed home.
Well, listen. I may need you guys to make a detour.
Where? Where you need us to go?
I need to know if you guys have anymore of those BET tickets?
Yeah, we got about a good three to four on us.
Why? Who need em'?
Okay, perfect.
Well, BET wants to invite Kid Ink.
You guys know who he is, right?
Yes. Duh.
World renowned artist with all the big hits.
With all the ink.
Damn, he look like a kid. Yeah, we know Kid Ink.
Exactly.
All right, bet. We're about to do that right now.
Send us the address.
Okay, I'ma text it to you right now.
All right, baby.
Okay. Hi Dan.
Ma'am, Ma'am. Right here, Ma'am. Dan, you got the ticket?
Dan. It's right here, Dan. You would've left it in the car.
Come on, bro. Dan is crazy. Dan. Dan.
The house is this way, Dan. You just not see.
You can't just be walking all crazy and stuff.
Dan. Get out them people trash can, baby.
What is you doing?
It has no value once it touch inside the trash, baby.
Come on. We gotta go up here on this hill.
We walking down a hill, go up a hill.
Damn. I'm losing weight over here, baby.
I'm getting skinny. That's crazy. Dan.
I'm glad you got us this address, baby.
You snuck us in this ...
Dan, why is you all on this man's stuff, Dan?
This man is crazy, baby.
Dan, you gotta get low.
Dan, 'cause it's the front of the house.
Look all the bamboo right there, baby.
That's how you know it's a nice house.
Look at em'. Oh no, he's crazy. Dan. Why?
Why you doing that? What is wrong with this man?
Dan, they had a fence right here the whole time, brother.
What is wrong with him?
Damn, Dan. No people. Look, look, look.
Let's go through the back right there.
Yeah, come on. Let's go. All right, Dan.
Go towards the back. They can't see us.
Yeah, Dan.
Oh, Dan. I don't think they see us.
Lord, Dan. Get off the game, Dan.
What are you doing, baby?
Come on, we gotta ... look at the rest of the ...
Oh, it's a snake. I'ma call her Shura Khan.
Dan, no. We don't play with snakes, Dan.
That's not the one.
Dan. Dan. Lord there, baby.
That's Samurai Jack's sword, baby.
But then you got a beard, so we gon' call you
Samurai Samuel L. Jackson, baby. Look at em'.
Dan, put that knife away. Come on, Dan. Stop, Dan.
You can't be ... Dan, put it away.
What is he doing, baby? He is vicious.
Whoa, this is nice. Look at all these plaques.
Oh. I ain't know they made a song?
Dan. This a studio. Dan. Come on, Dan.
Come drop your new hit single, Dan.
Let's go. Yeah, baby. Look at em'.
Yeah. Yeah. Dan, Dan, Dan. Come on, Dan.
You yelling at the mic, Dan. You not Meek Mill.
That's alread somebody else lips,
you can't be yelling at the mic like that, baby.
Come on. All right. One more. One more line, one more line.
Go ahead. Shut up. Yeah. Dan.
Come on, Dan. Come on. You gon' murder the whole beat.
Come on. Let's go, Dan.
Oh man, look at this man toys. Dan.
Why is you gon' pose like one of his toys, Dan?
You are not a collection, baby. You are more than that.
Let's go. Come on. Let's go inside the house.
Why are you sneaking around, Dan?
Oh, it's a nice pool.
The water just reflecting so nice.
Dan, duck down. You too high. There we go, yeah.
I don't see nobody in there. Oh, I do see somebody.
Come on. Let's go. Lord, bro this a nice house.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Aye bro, put him down. Bro, whatcha' doing?
Bro, we ... Wait, wait, wait. Come one.
[crosstalk] Nah, nah. Chill.
Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Wait, hold up.
No one [crosstalk] to me. Chill bro. We're good bro.
This is my ... The Dan Show.
Man, we cool people, man.
[crosstalk 00:05:14] Them dudes. Instagram.
That's the Dan. That's my man. Dan the man.
Yeah, Dan and Nick.
I was hanging out with Kid before had ink man.
[crosstalk] bro? What's up, bro?
Good to see y'all, man. [crosstalk]
What's up with your bodyguard, man?
What you mean? Y'all just can't come through the door like that.
He can't be putting his hands on people like that, bro.
Still trying to catch my breath, man.
Your security guard put his fist all in my heart.
You know I got asthma, bronchitis, laryngitis.
I got all that, man.
Thank you, bro.
Well, we came here
'cause we wanted to invite y'all to the BET Hip Hop Awards.
Oh, thank you. Now I might rescind my offer
since he put his hand on my chest
Nah, but y'all couldn't just call me?
We could've done that. We could've text you.
Yeah.
But we felt like that wasn't gangster enough, big guy.
Yo, come on man.
Easy, Chuckie.
Come on, man. What's the deal?
My bad.
Oh, he don't got a beard. He don't got a beard.
But anyway, I wanted to check the kitchen out, baby.
What y'all got in the fridge.
Excuse me. Is there something you would like?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
You just can't be [crosstalk] like that.
I mean, I would touch this cheese,
but I'm lactose intolerant. Dan, go ahead.
Show you hospitality, Dan. That is nice.
I know y'all probably just eat fatty food all day.
Hi. Hi, nice to meet you.
Oh, Dan. You can't ... Oh. Oh, nice to meet you.
Did you kiss your hand?
He didn't know if ...
[crosstalk 00:06:20] Grab her hand?
He kiss his hand
'cause we not sure if he brushed his teeth or not.
He don't wanna put all that on her hand.
Oh, thanks.
Okay, you not saying her hand dirty or nothing like that.
Dan, you can't be doing that, Dan.
Come on, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Dan, give him the ticket, Dan.
Invite him to the BET Hip Hop Awards.
Give me some.
Nice.
Yes. It's like I'm being presented an award.
Yeah, bruh. It's only one ticket.
Nah, but ...
It's one ticket for you and him. How this work [crosstalk]?
Oh, okay.
I don't know about Chuck. Chuck is stuck.
[crosstalk] I'll find a way in.
What you pointing at? What is he pointing?
He was just laughing at how fast he is
'cause big man can't catch him.
He fast.
Oh, this a nice chain though. Where you get that from?
My man, [Avo]. Man, you know what I'm saying?
It's a brand.
Oh damn, man. That's fresh, man. That's fresh. [crosstalk]
Why you don't got a chain, Chuck? Oh you do got a ...
He got a chain. 90 millimeter. [crosstalk]
Just your belly, it's not big enough.
You can look at it for a second. I told you though, be careful.
Yeah, it's heavy, Dan. It looks like it's heavy.
Can't replace it, bro.
You know like what your mom says.
Yeah, Dan. That's fresh. Dan, try it on, Dan. Try it on.
You see, try it on, Dan. Yeah, I see you, Dan.
Oh. Let me see that thing, Dan.
Let me see. Come this way. Come this way with it.
Peter Piper. Let me see you swiggle, Dan.
Let me see you swiggle with it, Dan.
That's a mat. [crosstalk] do you wanna ...
You just trying to get a flick real quick?
Yeah. We can flick. No. Uh-uh.
Dan. Dan. Whoa, whoa Dan. Dan. Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Dan, come on.
Get out the pool, Dan. Get the chain. Come on. Come on.
Come one, Dan. Drive. Drive. Go. Go. Drive.
Whoa, Dan. I can't believe we did that.
How much did the chain cost? $2,000? $200,00?
Oh, baby. We hit the jackpot. They gon' come and kill us.
Oh, well. Lost a head, gain a chain.
That's what I always say.