So, Skrulls are the bad guys?
I see no one gives up their seat for a Kree anymore!
Aha!
False teeth!
I knew it.
And you Kree are the good guys?
Obviously.
See, cos I got told the opposite by a Skrull,
and from what I just saw on that train,
I am inclined to agree with him.
Look, when your taxes are lower next year because of one less penny-pinching pensioner,
you'll thank me.
You do know she didn't die?
What?
Turn the car around.
OK, spread out and find that old bag.
Your life began the day it nearly ended.
Last time I ink and fly.
We made you... one of us.
So you could live longer, stronger, superior.
Pretty sure I was already superior.
To most, if not all.
All you did was give me a bad hairstyle.
Aw, gee...
Although considering the hair you gave yourself,
it could have been worse.
I keep having these...
memories...
Top Gun style.
I was awesome then, and I'm awesome now.
Wait, what 's that mean?
Carol?
What does that mean???
Something in my past is the key to all of this.
How do you know?
Well who else's past would contain the key?
Yours? Pfff. Please.
Your past probably has less keys than a homeless Eskimo.
"Greatest generation", my ass!!!
Help me!
You know how to fly this thing?
Fly?
Thought this was a submarine.
That is a no.
Don't open the door, you idiot!
We'll flood!
Would you like to know...
what you really are?
I know what you really are:
really ugly.
I was People Magazine's Sexiest Skrull Alive in '09!
I think I had a life here.
Unlike you, Mr Nowhere-Better-To-Be- Than-An-Old-Filing-Room.
I'm only here cos of you!
And don't ever forget it, loser.
You've come a long way,
but you're not as strong as you think.
See?
You're not even fighting b--AAAAARGH!!!
I would beg your forgiveness, but...
you've already killed me!
This war... is just the beginning.
We have multiple release dates scheduled.
I'm not gonna fight your war.
I'm gonna start my own war.
And it's gonna be for cool people only so, clearly,
you're not invited.
Thanks for coming to my war.
Good to see you - enjoy the war.
Sorry you had to die so early.
Not!
Let's war like it's 1999!
Aren't you the cutest little thing?
Aren't you cute?
Fury.
It's a Skrull cat.
A Skrull cat?
So what are you gonna do, punch it?
No.
You're going to punch it.
I am not punching this cat, Carol.
Well we're not going anywhere until you do.
I can't punch a cat!
Don't ask me to do that.
I'm not asking you.
Punch the cat, Fury.
Punch the cat or die.
I can't do that! Please don't make me do that!
Fury, punch the cat.
- Nooo! No, please! - Punch the cat, Fury. Punch the cat.
- Punch the cat in it's little cat face, Fury. - Oh, no!
- I won't do it! I won't do it! - Punch it! Punch the cat, Fury. Punch the cat.
Why are you doing this?
Punch it. Punch it. Punch it.
- Oh-- no... - Punch the cat, Fury. Punch it!
Maybe it's not a Skrull cat!
Maybe you misidentified it!
Maybe-- May- Maybe it's just a normal cat!
Out of my way, moon.
It would be marvelous if you sub-Skrulled.
It's "sub-scribe", moron.
Not on my planet.
And I should know.
I've got over 50 million sub-Skrullers.
Pff. Get a real job.
[CAPTAIN MARVEL] Hey Fury.
I visited the retirement village where your mom lives, and it's infested with Skrulls.
Naturally I killed them all, including your mom.
[NICK FURY] You killed my moms?!?
[CAPTAIN MARVEL] It wasn't really your mom - it was a Skrull in disguise.
[NICK FURY] Enough is enough!
I have had it with these mother-impersonatin' Skrulls
on Mother Nature's planet!