HOW ARE YOU, JACK, COME TAKE A SEAT, WHO HAVE YOU GOT FOR US
HERE WHO ARE THESE GUYS.
>> WHAT IS THE SAYING, TWO BIRDS IN THE BUSH, TWO BIRDS-- .
>> James: A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH ONE IN THE BUSH, TWO IN
THE BUSH.
A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH.
>> I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE SMART, FORGET IT THESE ARE
BIRDS.
>> James: I KNOW THEY ARE BIRDS, WHAT KIND OF BIRDS.
>> WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE TO YOU.
>> James: THEY LOOK LIKE TINY LITTLE OWLS.
>> EXACTLY, SCREECH OWLS.
IS HE FROM ENGLAND, THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL OWLS OVER.
THERE THE ONLY SPECIES IN THE WORLD THAT DOSE ON EVERY
CONTINENT EXCEPT ANTIARCTICA.
>> HIS NECK IS TURNING LIKE THE EXORCIST.
THOSE AREN'T EARS UNTHERE, THEY ARE ON THE SIDE OF THE FACE.
THE OWL IS VERY BRILLIANT.
HE CAN HEAR NOISES THAT NO HUMAN BEING COULD EVER DO.
IF THERE WAS, IF YOU HAVE MICE OR RATS, MICE, MAYBE, YOU MUST
HAVE SOME-- I MEAN.
>> James: I MUST?
I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS A DEF, JACK.
>> YEAH.
>> POTENTIALLY.
>> IF YOU DO HAVE A MOUSE, CAN I PROVIDE AN OWL FOR YOU THAT WILL
HUNT AT NIGHT AND HEAR THAT MOUSE WITH HEARING, IF YOU EVER
HEARD A MOUSE, OF KOWRGS YOU HAVEN'T.
>> James: HAVE I HEARD A MOUSE, YES, HAVE I HEARD A
MOUSE.
>> AT THE DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE.
>> James: THEY DO THEY SAY EEK.
>> UNLESS THEY FART OR SOMETHING.
>> James: THEY GO-- EKE, EKE, EKE.
>> A.
>> FROM APRIL UNTIL SEPTEMBER IN OUR COUNTRY NO ONE NEEDS TO DO
THIS, WE LOSE ABOUT 5,000 OWLS A WEEK WITH CARS BECAUSE THEY
PATROL THE ROADS BECAUSE THINGS ARE OUT THERE, EITHER GONE OR
HUNT OUT THERE.
IT IS NOBODY'S FAULT IT GETS BET WE ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT
IT IS CALLED A BIRD OF SLY LENS FLIGHTK CAN I FLY THIS 1 INCH
OVER YOUR HEAD AND WOULD YOU NEVER HEAR IT,.
>> James: YOU WOULD HEAR ME.
LET ME TILL, THAT WAS AN INCH FROM MY HEAD YOU WOULD 100% HEAR
ME.
[BLEEP], [BLEEP] YOU WOULD HEAR ME GOING [BLEEP] LET'S SAY
GOOD-BYE TO THESE BEAUTIFUL SCREECH OWLS, HAND THOSE OVER.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US NEXT.
>> WHOA, THERE IT IS.
YOU ARE QUITE NERVOUS AROUND ANIMALS, RIGHT?
>> I WILL BE REAL, THIS IS REAL WHITE GUY STUFF RIGHT HERE,
LIKE.
(LAUGHTER) I DOB LIKE THAT.
>> HOLD IT.
>> LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO.
GO ON.
>> NO, NO.
>> GO ON.
>> I TOLD YOU THRK IS WHITE GUY STUFF.
THEM SISTERS WILL NOT HOLD T YOU UNDERSTAND MEMENT I THINK THEY
ARE OUT FOR REVENGE.
THEY SEEN MY SHOWS AND THEY KNOW I'M ROCKING THEM.
THEY LIKE WHOA, THAT IS OUR COUSIN, DOG, THAT SOUR COUNSEL
SIN.
>> TELL US ABOUT THESE ANIMALS.
>> I DON'T KNOW MUCH, A KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT OTTERS.
>> I THINK YOU OTTER COME OUT THERE.
>> James: THAT IS IN THE SHELL, THAT IS IN THE SHELL.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
THEY STINK, THE EGGS STINK, THIS IS CRAZINESS.
>> James: SO WHERE DO THESE OTTERS LIVE.
>> NORTH AMERICAN RIVER HOTTERS-- OTTERS, INCREDIBLY
SOCIAL CREATURE, IN CALIFORNIA THEY ARE COMING BACK REALLY
GOOD.
AT ONE TIME THEY WERE ALMOST GONE.
THIS IS LIKE SILT.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> WATCH OUT FOR THE WHAT, FOR THE.
>> THIS IS GOOD.
>> HERE, COME HERE, DO YOU WANT TO FEED IT?
>> THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL, THEY REALLY ARE.
>> SHARK TEETH TOO.
>> BEAUTIFUL TO TOUCH, GIVE IT A LITTLE PET.
>> YES!
MORE, OH MY GOD.
>> WOW, IS IT A WHREM UR S THIS A LEMUR.
>> THAT LOOK LIKE A RACCOON AND A MONKEY HAD A BABY.
>> James: IT SAY LEMUR THRK SAY LEMUR.
>> THAT'S VERY GOOD.
A RING TAILED LEMUR WHAT IS UNBELIEVE SBL THE LEMUR WAS ON
EARTH BEFORE ANY MONKEY.
THE LEMUR IS ON PLANET EARTH, A RING TAIL, NOT A BIG ONE, HE HAS
A-- Z WATCH THIS HERE, I WANT TO SHOW YOU THE TAIL.
BEYOND A FEATHER, SEE THIS?
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, TO HAVE A BONE IN THERE, THERE.
>> IS THIS A BOY OR A GIRL?
>> A BOY, HE'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> LOOK AT HIS EYES.
>> THEY CAN JUMP TREE TO TREE, MORE TIME ON THE GROUND THAN
PRIME ATS DO AND THEY WERE ALMOST HUNTED TO-- CULTURES
THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
THERE WAS AN ANIMAL CONSUMPTION IN-- THEY SPENT MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS TO SAVE THIS ANIMAL AND HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB.
SO THAT IS A RING TAIL LEMUR ON MADAGASCAR.
>> James: HONEST-- HONESTLY JACK, I'M NOT LISTENING TO A
WORD YOU ARE SAYING.
>> MAD MADAGASCAR.
>> James: ME AND THIS GUY VAY VIBE, WE HAVE A BOND, LOOK AT.
THIS KEEP GOING JACK.
>> HOW DID YOU KNOW.
>> I'M JUST PLOTTING MY ESCAPE WHEN THIS LITTLE LEMUR GO CRAZY.
>> YOU CAN TOUCH THE LEMUR.
>> I'M GOOD.
>> YOU HAVE EVER TOUCHED A LEMUR.
>> James: WHAT HAVE WE GOT FLEX FOURS, JAGUAR IS COMING
OUT.
THANK THE LEMUR, EVERYBODY.
[BLEEP].
>> WHAT IS THAT.
OH.
>> THAT IS A DAMN THUNDER CAT NOW.
>> THIS SAY CERTIFICATEVAL-- SERVAL CAT FROM
AFRICA, CAN LEAP 12 FEET STRAIGHT UP.
>> James: ARE YOU SAYING IT COULD JUMP FROM HERE TO WHERE
MARLON IS AT THE BAR VERY EASILY.
IT COULD MAKE THAT JUMP NO PROBLEM.
>> EASY.
>> James: EASILY.
>> EVERYBODY, THIS IS A SERVAL CAT, IF YOU GET TO GO TO EGYPT
LIKE WE DID 30 YEARS AGO FILMING INSIDE THE PIR MITS YOU SEE THIS
EXACT ANIMAL THERE WITH THEM AS FAR AS BE A ANIMAL, EVEN SOME OF
THE PHAROAHS HAVE BEEN BUREAUD WITH THESE.
LIKE YOU HAVE A CAT AT HOME.
>> James: NO, I DO NOT.
>> YOU WANT TO BE BURIED WITH YOUR CAT.
>> James: I DON'T VAY CAT, JACK, I CAN'T STRESS THAT HIGHLY
ENOUGH.
>> BY THE WAY, LOOK BACK HERE, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>> James: WOW, A YEAH.
>> YOU SEE THE WHITE SPOTS, IF THIS ANIMAL IS HERE COMING HERE
HUNTING, THEY DO EAT OTHER CATS THEAFTER QUAN LION WILL WALK
AWAY.
>> James: THEY EAT OTHER CATS.
OH, THEY DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP].
>> ALL I KNOW THOSE ARE EYE SPOTS.
SOME BIRDS HAVE THEM TOO.
I JUST WANT TO POINT THAT OUT.
>> James: ST BEAUTIFUL.
THE SERVAL CAT THERE.
WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT.
WHAT IS NEXT, JACK?
>> James: OH MY GOD.
>> I KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
>> YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, ANYONE.
>> James: DO WE NEED TO PRESENT IT ON A SKULL.
>> THERE WE GO AGAIN.
>> EVERYONE, THIS SAY VULTURE, CORRECT?
NOW THIS, PRETEND THERE IS AN ANIMAL EATEN BY A ANIMAL,
MOUNTAIN LION OR WHATEVER IT MIGHT BE, THIS HAMBURGER, DON'T
GET ALARMED.
THIS IS NOT A LIVE ANIMAL HERE, WHAT THE VULTURES DO, EVERYONE,
WHEN SOMETHING GOES, THEY ARE LIKE A CLEANUP, WE KNOW NAVMENT
THE ANIMAL CAN SOAR FOR DAYS WITHOUT FLIPPING THEIR WINGS.
THEY PEE ON THEM TO STAY COOL.
>> THAT MAKES TWO.
>> ALSO YOU WON BELIEVE THIS, LET'S SAY THEY HAVE EATEN A LOT.
COMES TO GET HIM, TOO FAT TO FLY.
SO HE DOES TWO THINGS.
HE VOMITS AND POOPS AND THEN CAN FLY.
EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
THIS IS A SERIOUS THING, IT'S TRUE.
>> YOU SAY HE VOIMENTS AND POOS.
>> YOU WOULDN'T WAY A LOT, IF YOU DIDN'T DO THAT.
>> HE-- YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING.
>> James: I GET IT COMPLETELY.
I DON'T THINK ANYONE UNDERSTANDS.
HE VOIMENTS AND HE TAKES A DUMP AND THEN HE CAN FLY.
GET IT.
>> AND ALSO YOU SEE THE HEAD, GUESS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE
FEATHERS ON HIS HEADS BECAUSE HE STICKS HIS HEAD INSIDE THE GUTS
TO EAT-- NOT YOU BUT THE ANIMAL.
HIS FEATHERS WILL SMELL AND FLIES WILL GET ALL OVER HIM,
ISN'T THAT AMAZING HOW MOTHER NATURE MADE HIM WITH NO HAIR.
WHEN YOU GET OLD YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HAIR, FEATHERS, NOT HAIR,
THAT'S STUPID.
FEATHERS.
>> James: STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.