You guys remember Chris Brown?
He did some stuff in the past.
He made some songs.
It's been reported that his house was
broken into last night.
If rich people aren't safe, none of us are safe.
Where does Chris brown live, in a god damned mansion
in the hills?
That's like the best security.
Turns out it was his San Fernando valley
home that was robbed.
Oh, that makes much more sense.
For those of you who don't live in the San Fernando valley,
it's basically the desert, but people
put up trees and a couple of Metro PCS's
and pretend like it's livable.
This is actually his second break-in
in the past two months.
You think you'd get tired of it after the first time.
You'd think he'd be like, hmm, I'm celebrity Chris Brown.
I should invest my millions of dollars into some security.
But nope.
He just made that song about eating booty like groceries.
Shout out to Jhene Aiko.
You sing great.
One time I saw you at Disney Land
and I talked to your aunt or somebody--
it was your relative.
But I was too afraid to talk to you.
I didn't realize it was your relative until later.
And then I left because you intimidated me.
Anyway, this time the break-in happened
while his aunt was home.
Three men carrying handguns broke in at about 2 AM,
robbing the house of cash, a laptop, and a cell phone.
Then they skedaddled.
I'd be so pissed if someone stole those things from me.
Those are the things I like having.
Police stated it was unclear how the robbers broke
into the house, given it was equipped with a 16 camera
security system.
You know what?
I think it's time we admit that cameras don't do anything.
Well, I'm going to show you every cameras weakness.
Oh snap.
Nothing you can do now camera.
You going to pull out a little camera fist
and take this from me?
Probably not.
Bye!
About two months ago, a 21-year-old woman
broke into Brown's house wearing only bath towels.
How do you react to this?
Excuse me ma'am, this is, in fact,
not your bathroom, but my home.
Please go now.
She was then charged with stalking, burglary,
and vandalism.
Don't you guys know whose house you're breaking into?
It's Chris Brown.
There are a couple of people you should never
try to rob-- Chris Brown, Floyd Mayweather,
personally I wouldn't mess with Mitt Romney.
Remember what he did to Evander Holyfield in the ring?
So what about you guys at home?
What would you do if a stranger broke into your house
and just tried to hang out?
Let me know in the comments down below.
I'm William Haynes.
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Bye.
I'm going to stand up and have the biggest [BLEEP]
camel toe ever.
I once received oral stimulation in a graveyard.