Chase: Hey! How are you doing today? [claps]
Why the hell did I just start my video like that?
Um, I'm actually making a tutorial video today,
which I haven't done since my like second shot of T.
which was like...
2010 in like August...
So, this does not have to do with T,
even though I literally have needles everywhere,
My T, needles, bandaids, everywhere around me.
No, the reason why I have this is because I'm going to Scotland,
and I'm leaving tomorrow and I have to pack all these needles
with me, so that's why it's everywhere.
But this is not about this.
Right now I will be talking about a... harness, um, tutorial.
I will actually show you how to make the harness.
So, um, this method has been shown to me by a friend, John.
Um, it takes on points from my friend Sam as well,
who has shown me different aspects of this, so.
What you will need is a pair of scissors,
needle and thread which I have in this handy, um, cute little...
thingy.
You're going to need an old pair of boxers that you no longer use,
and I would like you to just cut off the, um, elastic band
which will look like this.
See, this is Fruit of the Loom, normal stuff, you can see that it's been cut- not very well.
And the final thing I would like you to do is an O-ring.
Now, this might be the hardest thing you'll be able to find.
Um, I'm going to talk about a little inappropriate thing,
Um, I actually got my o-ring from, like...
like...
A strap-on set, I guess.
They come with like 4 different sizes, you take the smallest one.
This is not the smallest one. I'm currently wearing the smallest one,
so I will show you this with the second smallest one,
which is okay to use, but I will explain this to you.
So, um, the first thing
I would like to- I'm going to show you what it looks like first of all.
Um, you know how like Martha Stewart like,
No wait doesn't Martha Stewart make the food and then show you after?
Ok so, why did I just compare this to Martha Stewart?
So you're going to take this, and you're going to cut it.
Now it's easiest to cut it where it actually like, you know where the sewing part is.
So we're going to cut it if I could cut this properly, so...
[grunts several times] Cut!
Ok, so if you don't know how to sew, I'm actually going to give you I guess a mini tutorial,
Um... on how to sew.
I don't know. So you're going to take a needle, ok, make sure it has a hole.
I don't know if all needles have holes, you can't really see 'cause it's really tiny.
Now you can take whichever, you know, colored thread you'd like.
I'm just going to choose, um, black, for the sake of it. You know, why not.
What you're going to do, I'd like you to take double the thread that you would normally use.
Okay, and I'm just literally giving you a tiny tutorial on how my dad taught me how to, uh, sew.
So now we're gonna get the hardest part here which is the fucking...
the thread in the hole which took me 2 seconds because I have skills. So.
Pretend this thread is a lot longer because this is a tutorial... [incomprehensible]
Ok now you see how my thread's here, like, [stutters] so it's like this.
Both threads are aligned at the bottom.
So what you're going to do is you're actually going to tie a knot
to make sure that the thread doesn't come loose.
Because it's better to have double thick, um, thread, so that your...
stuff actually holds in, uh, pretty tight.
Literally have just done a knot, that's it.
So now you have the thread, which is actually like...
separated, you know what I mean, like it's... there you go, so you got it.
So, now, what you're going to do,
You're going to take the, um, elastic,
you're going to take your O-ring.
This is pretty self explanatory, you probably already figured it out,
and you're going to wrap it around and then you're just going to go ahead and sew.
Now, I want you to make- whoops [laughs] fail.
I want you to actually make this as tight as possible.
And I want you to try to, um...
Sew as much as you can, just in case like, you run around.
I really don't want the harness to come loose and your packer flying out of your pockets
and people being like
[big gasp]
Did you like that face? I'm glad you did.
So, I'm just showing you like, really like the most basic sewing, blah blah
Let's do like, a 5 minute later montage.
Blah blah blah blah blah
So, what you're going to do after it, you're going to go ahead and... cut...
Here.
Now, it's obviously self explanatory, you're gonna go all the way on the other side.
I'd like you to try this on first though,
just to make sure that it's actually your size. If it's a little...
um, loose, that's perfect. You don't want it tight
because you're going to actually wear it on the...
lower than your hips because your wiener doesn't go where your belly is
So I'm just gonna do it like this so it's a bit loose for me which is, like I said,
this is perfect, this is how you want it.
So now that you've cut it, please don't forget to tie a hole at the end of the...
of the uh, knot again.
I know this is like really cute DIY guys, we're doing this all together.
And, I think this is like really cute right now, we're having, we're having a moment.
If you don't have a packer and you have- Ow I just pricked myself.
If you don't have a packer and you actually just have a... um...
Like something that looks like a packer, or such...
This will probably only work with a packer though, I'm not really sure.
If you have, you know, tips on,
you know, making this better, please god tell me.
So now that I've done this, obviously you guys are going to do this for much longer,
I'm just giving you a mini tutorial of what it is supposed to look like,
[thump]
Here is your finished harness.
See? Oh my god it looks like, like a cool band.
Always gotta put the wiener stuff in my face.
So now, I will demonstrate...
with a packer, of course, I've just taken mine out.
And I always have to make noise with it.
Alright, so, here is your harness as I was describing.
And here is your packer- mine is the medium packer from Early2Bed.com
which costs I believe $14
Now, um, remember I told you this was a bigger sized O-ring?
So here is how it's going to be now.
The size would be smaller.
And, there you go.
Now I'm going to show you with mine actually,
because this, like I said, this O-ring is a bit smaller,
so I'm going to show you mine that I made.
I made it with like Joe Boxers so it actually looks like really cool,
it's a smaller O-ring, so, therefore, when I put the packer in,
It holds perfectly. Now I was advised to use a smaller O-ring, but
at the current moment I cannot afford or go.
I'm pretty sure that you can actually buy some O-ring at like... um...
Hardware stores, so...
There you go, so.
I'm going to obviously demonstrate
what it looks like, because that would be unfortunate if I didn't.
Ok so I've just put it on, uh now please remember that your hip bone is over here,
ok, over here, hip bone.
I put my underwear there. But you're not putting your harness there,
you're putting it lower.
You're putting it down here, okay.
So therefore it's there, because your wiener like I said isn't up to your stomach.
So there you go. So it holds perfectly if I jump,
I can move around, nothing. will. move.
And it's great, if you like, do this, every-, it's great.
And it's perfect when you put it in like, uh, tight pants.
Because its literally not going to move,
which is absolutely amazing.
I really hope this tutorial was great for you,
Um...
And, just, share this video if you think that people would benefit from this harness tutorial,
which I think is absolutely easy to make.
If you need contact information or you need to talk to me about anything about...
packing or...
harness related... I am available.
To talk. To talk. I'm not available-available.
Alright I hope you guys have a great week and...
Please get back to me if you have any questions, bye!