no now you got it wrong again you got it wrong listen you little weasel i know every crack and
crevice in this city and i will track you down you know that right so did i say rye bread yes
i said rye bread and who who eats yellow mustard who are you anyway listen i will give you a choice
here's your choice right now you get up here in this office in 10 minutes with my sandwich
or you run and you run forever because i will find you and you was gonna wish you was never born
there are eight million stories in this naked city and i have seen seven million five hundred of them
why is that because of what i do my name is galaxy jb galaxy and my job is to track down lost souls
reunite families right the wrongs solved the mysteries and this time there was a mystery that
needed solving it was august hot as blazes you could fry an egg on a sidewalk when i got the call
galaxy detective services how can i help you hello yeah yeah yeah slow
trying to make down crazy what's your name my name is peter okay peter peter what's going on peter
well here's the problem detective i i i have a great relationship with my cats i have
a couple of cats and they're all fine i thought we loved each other i thought this was a really
good relationship and then it started happening it drove me crazy i would wake up in the morning he
would be you know standing on my chest the wrong way you know what i'm saying here you know it was
in my face and then you know his nether regions it was in my face what what's your cat's name you
know justin chester oh well now listen i don't know what i did to deserve this but you gotta
help solve the problem detective it's keeping me down i will take your case thank you detective
thank you you're welcome i just said it's driving me crazy stop crying i haven't stopped crying
i will get back to you soon i'll be waiting i'll be right here but listen peter i need half
up front half when i solved the case i mean what happens if you don't solve the mystery of course
i'm going to solve the case i'm jb galaxy so i did what i do i went back to the beginning
back to chester's beginning to kitten hood because something must have happened so i hung out with
kittens and let me tell you something they are so cute but i digress i observed them for weeks
on end playing with them feeding them staying clear of their moms you know and that's where
i found the answer i cracked the mystery and let me tell you something my client was very happy
operator endicott467 hello peter yeah this is he jb galaxy i think i got your answer did you solve
the mystery yeah listen close it's not chester's fault peter what this all started when he was a
kitten in fact it started with a lot of kittens did you know peter that when chester was a little
bitty baby he couldn't go to the bathroom by himself without his mom's health yeah that's right
every time they eat up until the time they're about i don't know three weeks old they go by
mom when they're done eating or when they're very very young because you know their eyes open when
they're about 10 to 14 days old they mom goes to them they eat and what do they do they walk by mom
they raise their tail and that's right mom cleans them you know what do you mean cleans it i don't
get it how do you think a mom cat's gonna clean their baby they don't have thumbs you knucklehead
right exactly you know with the mouth right once they're cleaned they're also stimulated to you
know being poop and that's how it happens then by the time they're about three weeks old they
do it all by themselves and mom you know she can take a break listen peter you know you talk
too much peter yeah listen then what happened to chester might be a little bit of a mystery
for instance uh was he weaned too early from mom possibly uh was he brought up by a human
we call those guys bottle babies and they were used to just having their bottoms cleaned by
warm you know toilet paper and and then they just form that maybe and maybe it's a mystery
but that's that's that's besides the point the point is and this is why it's kind of a compliment
peter it's not some kind of this underhanded trick that chest is trying to pull on you he's
not saying hey use feed me now i hate you no he's saying the opposite i love you he has transferred
this relationship that he had with his mom to use peter he loves me that's right you're the hero
peter i hope i could help you i hope you feel better now give me my second half and i want it
up in this office in 10 minutes or so help me you're gonna wish you was never born peter by
the way i saw chester don't ask how he's very cute don't i know it yeah goodbye thank you
my life with cats sometimes pee and poop blood and guts it's a dirty job but someone's got to
do it and that someone is me jb galaxy the best detective this city has ever known
i gotta take that
galaxy detectives how can i help you whoa slow down slow down [Music]
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