5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
'Ey-oh!
Good morning, Logang. What's popping?
Homie, G (noises)
What the f*** was that?
It's a good day!
Today I am running the American Ninja Warrior course for real.
For my show Logan Paul versus.
I have been mentally preparing for this.
AND NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME!
Except maybe if I, die
In the next like, four hours, then that would stop me.
BUT IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN NO ONE'S GONNA stop me (laughing)
I'm not gonna lie guys, it's like 2 PM, I know it looks like the morning.
I been grinding, son-I'm on fiyah (noises).
You know what? I want room service.
(Phone tone)
Hello, this is room service. Can I help you?
Yes, I would like room service.
Ok, what can I get you?
Can I do the pasta, with a side of sweet potato fries? That's all. Okay. Thank you!
BYE! NICE! Nice!
(Ninja sounds)
Oh, Jesus! Oh, s***!
Sick, bro! Yo, I took the covers with me, bro.
Yep, you're looking good- guys, I think I have OCD.
Anyway, it is an exciting time to be a Logangster.
Shoot the music video for my song "Help Me Help You" featuring Why Don't We.
In two days, your boy is headed back to LA
Shoot the music video for my song "Help Me Help You" featuring Why Don't We.
Here's a little sneak peek cause I love ya.
*the song is playing*
Nah, that's it, that's it, AAAAH!
But yo, I will say, this song is GOOD, bro!
AND, and, and!
We have a very special guest in the music video.
You may know who she is. So that's exciting. Exciting stuff.
If you are a fan of Pretty Little Liars,
You may know who she is. So that's exciting. Exciting stuff.
Anyway's, WHERE'S MY ROOM SERVICE?
Where's the pizza?
Helloooooo? Hello!
Why? Because of the food?
Has anyone ever told you you're a hero?
Why? Because of the food?
Yeah
Nobody (Worker)
Because you're my hero, baby.
Thank you (Worker)
Bye, I love you
Say it back.
OMG!
I'm just saying you look good, that's all
I've been waiting for you.
I'm just saying you look good, that's all
This here Pasta is gonna fuel me
To become the ultimate Ninja Warrior
I guess what I'm trying to say is
I think this Pasta might be my boy
I think this pasta may be my boy
Now in speaking of my boy
Check out this little jam I did on my Instagram story
yo is that my booyyy
I think I see my boy
Is that my boy
I think I see my boy
That's my boy
Add me on Instagram @Logan Paul
Always plug baby
Also while you guys were gone
Something happened here, I finished my noodles
Yeah man I'm a, I'm a big boy .. hehe
Also since we're talking about my boy
Thasss muh boiii merch now available online
Always plug again @LOGANPAUL.COM/SHOP
Get your merch, be a Maverick, let's go
(phone ringing) I wonder who is calling me
hello
what?
is this Logan Paul? (girl on the phone)
No
Oh my god (girl on the phone)
I, I said no
I said no it's not
Hold on wait (girl on the phone)
Ok I'll be right here
(screaming and laughing girls on the phone)
Ok
goodbye
hahaha
Well apparently my room number has been exposed
It's ok, it's always nice to say what up to the Logang
Anyways, thass muh boiii merch now, nuh I'm just kidding haha
Alright Logang, I showered, the energy has very clearly changed
I just really wanna beat this American Ninja Warrior course and I just got like hyper focused
I gotta prove to the world that I'm not just a choch from Ohio
and that I could... I could... I could
Are you having a stroke right now or something
I'm up to something someday
This is it
Ain't nobody gonna stop me
Anyways yeah it's interesting cause I'm getting hyped up for this physical event, you know
And I wanna stay serious but at the same time, I do have to make Logan Paul VS. entertaining
weird balance
Some of you are wondering what's happening to my boy Maverick back at home in Los Angeles
Johannes what's good man?
Hey Logan, how are you doing?
I'm great bro. Where you at?
I'm on location. I'm here to feed Maverick as always and um let's get started. Let's do it.
Hello, this is room service. Can I help you?
Ok, what can I get you?
Hey buddy, how you doing?
Ok
Yeah, I feel the same way
Do you miss Logan?
Your owner, Logan Paul.
I think he forgot you bro
Wait, what?
Logan, as you can see, he's still alive
and he's loud as always and he still hates me so back to you
Yo, what the ....?
This is some bullsh*t, bro
AHHH! OK! UGH STAY IN THE ZONE!
It's American Ninja Warrior time. Let's go.
We are here at the course. Guys, it is getting so real.
Check it out! My boy's here doing flips to pump me up.
OH MY GOD! YEAH!
It's Grant. How you doing bro?
What's good? What's good?
It's the day, bro.
Yeah, man.
It's the day.
It's on.
Your ninja training for me comes down to right now.
Right here, right now, bro.
It's on you.
Nah, dude. You got this.
Don't f*ck up, Grant!
Yo, you got this, player.
He's right, he's right. I got this.
You know how I know this is real, bro?
How?
Right there. Shirtless dudes.
Shirtless dudes, to be hon.. Oh god, they see me.
To be honest bro, these dudes might be naked.
I literally have no idea
And then what do we got here? Oh my god! NO! AHH!
That guy's got a tan line for days! Hehehe
Things are wrapping up, guys. It is American Ninja Warrior.
My production team is over there. We are having a meeting so let's do it.
Logan's going to be running the course first tonight.
This very course behind us.
Wait, what?
Are you serious?
Yeah, dude. Get the camera out.
Uhh, I mean this is a bigger issue that I'm going first.
Alright.
Yeah, f*ck Logan Paul. Send him first. The Vine guy. Um I'm sorry.
Are you done?
Yeah, I'm done. Go ahead.
Alright, guys. So there are some Logangsters in the background screaming behind me.
BE A MAVERICK (Loganster)
Be a Maverick. Yup.
Anyways, I just want to say what the f*ck, bro?
Why? Why do I have to go first?
I'm the only person here that's not like a "ninja".
I'm just like a choch that was put on the show.
For my show
F*CK
Yo, but you know what?
Bro. Hey guys. Hello?
LOGAN, LOGAN (Logangsters)
I got the Logangsters cheering me on.
I'm just kidding guys. I'm actually hype to go first.
A. Because 1. A. A. Because 1, that's redundant.
Be a Maverick, ayyy. Because 1. Ayyy. Because 1. What the f*ck?
2. Because if you're not first, you're last.
And 3. because we always number one out here. Let's go, Logang.
Uh oh, there's Bennett.
Yo Bennett, do you hear that?
They're screaming for you.
I think you've ruined my life.
You guys, it's Bennett!
I'm kidding. Bennett's famous and he hates it.
BENNETT, BENNETT, BENNETT, BENNETT
Why you mad, bro?
Dude, your fans are crazy.
Yo, they love you. Show love.
I love you guys.