- My name is,
(dramatic music)
Shazam.
(boy chuckling) - Are you for real?
- Say it! - Okay.
(dramatic music)
- [Boy] Shazam!
(laser beams crackling)
(suspense music)
- A lair?
Yes. And obviously,
we're gonna have to be making this purchase anonymously.
- Obviously.
- And, um, if you have a location,
like on a cliff, like a castle-esque that type of thing.
- Overlooking some water.
- Overlooking some waters, seas, below it, rough, you know?
- Like a water fall,
so you can like drive into - Then we'll take,
water fall, yeah, if you have a water, yeah.
Try, to believe that you can fly, okay?
I read this deep dive,
in the phiravich studies on super powers,
and then six out of 10, belief is the key.
- Really, belief, okay, I believe I can fly.
I believe I.-
I believe I can fly.
(laughing)
(breathing heavily)
(feet stamping)
(Billy screaming)
(Bill falling)
(Bill coughs)
- Did you believe?
(Bill breathing heavily)
(tense music)
- Yeah!
(upbeat music)
(bricks smashing)
(Bill laughs)
Yeah Mr. mugger guy give the old lady her purse back.
- I'm your age, and he didn't get a chance to take it,
'cause I didn't let him take it.
- Good, yeah, good you were really on top of that stuff.
And that's to teach you that old ladies,
regular age ladies like yourself,
don't need your protecting, right,
so get woke bro!
- I'm sorry, who are you?
- His name, is Thunder Crack.
- Dude that sounds like a butt thing.
- Yeah, Mr. Philadelphia.
- That's a cream cheese thing dude!
(upbeat music)
(feet tapping)
(air whooshing)
(Bill screaming)
(Bill falling)
(bell rings)
I'd like to purchase some of your finest beer please.
(shoes squeaking)
(feet tapping)
(crutches hitting floor)
(upbeat music)
(door opens)
(upbeat music)
- What did you see, were there boobies?
Did you see nipples, why are you talking?
(upbeat music)
- We're gonna need more money.
- Why, you were in there for like five minutes.
- Dude they were very convincing.
(clearing throat)
(mumbles)
(laser beams crackling)
(ATM dispensing money)
- Yeah.
(Freddy laughing)
That's nice.
Go, move.
- I don't know about this.
I mean, we don't have a fake ID.
- Freddy, would you relax, Look at me, I am the fake ID.
(Freddy laughing)
(upbeat music)
(laser beams crackling)
(upbeat music)
(gun cocks)
- Billy look out.
(gun firing)
(metal clanging)
Bullet immunity, you have bullet immunity!
- I'm bulletproof.
(Freddy laughing)
- Today is December 8th.
And this is a video proof of authenticity.
Shoot him again.
- yeah, here, go, both of you, gun, go to town.
(guns firing)
(upbeat music)
(wood smashing)
(upbeat music)
- We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof,
or if you are.
Shoot him in the face.
- Shoot me in the face?
(guns firing)
(metal clanking)
- It Kinda tickles.
(upbeat music)
(wood smashing)
(Bill screaming)
(Bill laughing)
Hey, to fighting bad guys.
(bottles clinking) - Yeah.
(spitting liquid)
- It tastes like actual vomit.
(door opening)
(laughing)
- You know, (mumbles) if you eat enough of it,
it burn a hole in your stomach.
- Worth it.
- Yeah, probably not you though,
probably got stomach superpowers.
- Probably, hey, was sup I'm a superhero.
- Yeah, his name is, Captain Sparkles Fingers.
No it's not, it's not my name.
Hey we should hang out, we're like the same age.
(upbeat music)
(metal smashing)
(Bill gasping)
- Give me your power.
(suspense music)
Or Die.
- Snap, you're like a bad guy right, okay.
Look, before this gets really stupid for you,
you should know that I'm basically invincible.
(fist hitting stomach)
(crowd gasping)
(fist hitting body)
(crowd gasping)
(car smashing)
(Bill coughing)
- The weapons of man draw no blood from our kind.
- (policemen shouting)
(laser beams crackling )
(policemen screaming)
The only thing that extinguishes magic,
is magic.
Time to transfer your power to me.
(suspense music)
(fist punching)
(Bill laughs)
- You did not see that one coming did you grandpa?
Name's three rules.
(Bill screaming)
(upbeat music)
- Single bound.
(upbeat music)
(air whooshing)
(people screaming)
(upbeat music)
- I'm sorry people.
(dramatic music)
(Bill laughing)
I'm floating!
(car honking)
(car tires screeching)
(man screaming)
(car doors opening)
(people shouting)
(Bill laughing)
- I can fly!
(dramatic music)
(windows smashing)
(people shouting)
- Billy?
(upbeat music)
- You're funtised. (laser beams crackling)
(dramatic music)
Say my name.
(dramatic music)
(children shouting)
No, not my name no,
say the name that I say to turn into this guy.
(children shouting)
(lightening exploding)
(object falling)
(suspense music)
(dramatic music)
- Guys?
(dramatic music)
What's happening?
(dramatic music)
- I can fly!
(man laughing)
(dramatic music)
- Enough games boy.
You think a pack of children can.
- Wait, what?
- You will beg for mercy as I feast on your heart.
Slow.
- Are you making some
my big evil guy speech right now or something?
You're like a mile away from me right now
it's cars and truck.
- I'll have the world eating out of the palm of my hand.
- All I see is mouth moving.
I don't hear any.
- Only I, have the power to unleash.
- Whatever's true.
(air whooshing)
(boy mumbling)
(bodies smashing)
(boy gasps)
(dramatic music)
(action figures falling)
(dramatic music)
Don't beat yourself up, buddy, you're gonna find someone.
(Bill laughing)
Yeah, I'm sure because there's plenty of fish in the sea.
(Bill laughing)
Of course it's not real, I can't talk to fish,
even if I could, I mean, honestly,
what can we do with that that's cool?
- I don't know maybe,
command an army of billions in the ocean?
- Oh yeah.
Well, that's not that cool.
Freddy Freeman!
(crowd gasping)
This guy, taught me everything I know
about being a dope superhero.
True story, you should get some pointers, from him.
What's going on?
My best buddy, in the whole world,
and also new kids,
that I'm meeting for the first time,
who seem very cool.
I invited another friend I hope that's okay.
(crowd gasping)
(Freddy gasping)
(upbeat music)