NOW, IT'S MID-AUGUST, WHICH MEANS SUMMER IS STARTING TO
FINALLY WIND DOWN. AND THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON, YOU MIGHT HAVE
HAD TROUBLE KEEPING UP WITH
IT ALL THIS SUMMER SO IN CASE YOU MISSED A
SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENED IN THE SUMMER OF 29Y,
LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU REAL QUICK.
NEW YORK BLACKED OUT, QUAL QUAL EARTHQUAKE, THE RECORD HEAT WAS
A LOT TO TAKE, SOPHIE TURNER, MUST HAVE LOST MY INVITE, HEARD
IT WAS A BLAST.
TRUMP GOT IN, A SPAT WITH MEG ANG RAPINO.
BRAD PITT SHOWS HIS ANED IN THE NEW TARANTINO.
A GREEN SHIRT GUY LAUGHED ALL DAY, WE KEPT FARRELL HOG AS WAY,
A WE GOT OBSESSED WITH FISHY TUBES, LIBERALS CANCELLED
EQUINOX.
FACE AB MADE ME A SILVER FOX.
COME ON 2019 DON'T BE SUCH A BUMMER.
JUST LET ME HAVE MY HOT GIRL SUMMER.
>> BEYONCE WAS A LION QUEEN, SPIDER MRN WENT FAR FROM HOME,
WILL SMITH 2UR&óQ" COMPLETELY BLUE, RYAN REYNOLDS PIKACHUED.
IN ONE HAD HAIR IN HOBBS AND SHAW, THE CAT DEBUTED AND LEFT
EMOTIONAL SCARS YOU CAN'T DENY THE CHANCE OF ONE OF ITS STARS.
>> TRUMP YOU THERE A PARTY OR FOUR THE-OF-JULY.
SPENT 5 MILLION DOLLARS.
NO SPRENT THIS YEAR FOR HIS NAUGHTEE BOYS.
TRUMP WENT TO VISIT LISS DIBBING TAITSER CRUSH, HE ATTACKED MIM
IMMIGRANTSES ON A REGULAR BASIS, THEN TRIED TO SAY HE QUOTES THE
LEAST RACIST.
IF YOU THINK DONALD LIKES TO SPREAD HATRED AND FEAR, WAIT
UNTIL BORE IS JOHNSON SAYS HOLD MY BEER STRANGER THINGS RETURNED
WITH SEASON 3, ITS SCARIEST MONSTER WAS PUBERTY, BIG LITTLE
LIES ADDED THE MERYL STREEP, THE REAL STARS OF THE SHOW WERE HER
BIG LITTLE TEETH.
THE BASH LORETTE FEMENT BETRAYED, RACIST GOT MAD AT THE
"LITTLE MERMAID," VER ONIC KA MARS KEPTS US GUESSING,
CHERNOBYL WAS JUST TOO DE PRESSING.
THE FLEA BAGS PRIEST WAS QUITED THE HUNK.
EUPHORIA ACTORS SHOWED OFF THEIR JUNK, "GAME OF THRONES" AIRED
ITS FINAL SHOW.
KNEW CAN WE FINALLY GET RID OF HBOG.
THE DISEM KRATTIC DEBATES WENT OR FOR TWO NIGHTS THE PUT ME TO
SLEEP NOT JUST ONCE BUT TWICE.
KAMALA HARRIS CHALLENGED BIDEN ON RACE.
THOUGH HE STILL GOT BACK MASSAGED ON HIS WAY TO FIRST
PLACE. WARREN RAID OUT HER PLANS BERNIE CONTINUED TO THROWP
HIS HANDS BEUTD GIEG IS STIM IN IT.
CORY BOOKERS GOT SOME SKILL, BETO'S CHANCES DON'T LOOK SUPER
WHO THE HELL IS HICKENLOOPER, MARIANNE WAS QUIRKY, YANG ATE
TURKEY. NO MATTER WHO WINS THE DEM NOMINATION, CAN WE PLEASE
JUST PASS GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION?
MOON LANDING AND STONEWALL BOTH TURNED FIFTY, WOODSTOCK GOT
CANCELLED BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING WAS SHIFTY. OLD TOWN ROAD
DOMINATED THE CHARTS, LOUIS CAPALDI MELTED OUR HEARTS.
T-SWIFT AND KP MADE UP WITH A HUG, BILLIE EILISH SAID I'M THE
BAD GUY, DUH. SHAWN AND CAMILLA FINALLY STARTED DATING,
IT IS ABOUT TIME, SUMMER IS AM WILL
BACK SO YOU WITH PASS BY THE POOL BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU WILL
BE BACK OFF TO SCHOOL.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"