Why put out a calendar in April?
Well, we have to get it ready now,
so it will go on sale when the fall semester starts.
And we're gonna print all the school events on it.
Football games, homecoming, vacations...
And all the money goes to charity.
That's great.
Yeah, if we can ever get anybody to pose for it.
So far, everyone's passed,
but Glenn Williams, the varsity quarterback,
Mike Ryan and Artie Devers from the KEG house.
These are the same guys who drool
over the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated.
Exactly.
You ask them to pose and they just start laughing at you.
Oh, that's not the worse part.
Chuck Morgan, the head cheerleader,
he actually thought I was hitting on him.
Hey, what about Dylan? Did you ask him?
KELLY: Are you kidding? He was the worst.
"I don't know, Kel, sort of degrading
being treated like a sex object."
Well, I didn't even ask David.
He was in such a bad mood this morning.
Here you go, Andrea.
A megaburger. Thank you.
Oh...
Maybe you should park yourself next to the grill.
(chuckling)
Well, I am eating for two.
Or three.
Uh-uh. More like four.
Hey, D.
Hey, guys. How was the game?
Don't ask.
Oh, yeah, we got there just in time
for the top of the fourth inning.
After the Dodgers had scored six runs? Six?
My 'Stang broke down.
Hmm, how about Brandon?
ANDREA: Well, there's an idea.
I don't know.
The worst thing he can do is say no.
You're right.
I'll give it a try.
Hi, guys.
How was the game?
DYLAN (chuckles): Cool it.
Okay, Brandon, um... Yes?
I don't know if you've heard yet, but the Alphas
are trying to make a huge donation
to the Downey House for runaway teens.
And I know you'd want to do whatever you can to help.
What do you got in mind, Kel?
We're putting together a calendar
and we're asking all the most respected guys on campus
to pose for it.
And we all think that you should be one.
Well, thanks.
I'll definitely be there.
Great, okay.
The shoot is on Saturday-- just come by the Alpha house
on Friday afternoon for a wardrobe fitting, okay?
Wardrobe?
What kind of wardrobe?
Um, well, you get to pick it.
What kind of wardrobe, Kelly?
Boxer shorts.
(snickers)
(Brandon laughs)
You want to photograph me in my underwear?
Mm-hmm. Isn't it degrading?
I mean, the way these women, they treat us like sex objects.
You know what I'm saying, Steve?
KELLY: You know, I think that you
and I have already had this conversation.
BRANDON: You know, Kel,
I don't think the dean would think too highly
of his Task Force Rep posing for a pinup calendar.
It's not a pinup calendar.
I'll do it, Kelly.
Anything for charity.
Steve, no doubt you're a hunk,
but we've already got two guys from the KEG house
and we're trying to field sort of a cross-section.
But you'll definitely be on the B-list.
Ouch.
The B-list? The B-list?
We'll call you if anybody backs out.
Thanks.
What do you say, Brandon?
Sure, Kel.
I'll do it. (sighs)
As long as we're in a warm room.
(piano plays)
N: Maybe I should have my head examined.
I mean, I just don't think standing around
in his underwear is something
Bill Clinton would have done.
Brandon, who are you kidding?
Clinton's campaign wasn't going anywhere
until he played the sax on TV.
Yeah, but not in his underwear. Oh, I don't know.
I think people like their leaders
to have the common touch.
Son, Walsh blood flows in those veins.
It's time you accepted your destiny.
You are a sex symbol.
(doorbell rings)
You know, Brandon, I might be able
to get Kelly to get you some underwear
with the presidential seal on it.
Hey, man. Come on in.
What's the matter?
Still on the B list?
Better than the She List.
The She List?
What are you saying?
Mike Ryan, the president of your fraternity, is gay?
Why didn't you tell me you saw him in there?
I didn't know how to deal with it.
I guess I was hoping it wasn't true.
Maybe I just didn't want to know about it at all.
The sick thing is,
he thought I was one, too.
Well, you have been known to parade around the campus
in women's clothing, Steve.
Hey, that was for Hell Week,
and you know it.
Hey, don't be so smug.
He thought you were gay. But I'm not,
so what's the big deal?
The big deal is, what I do about the other brothers?
What about them?