>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK!
MY NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR, DIRECTOR AND POPULAR PODCAST
HOST, YOU KNOW HIM FROM "BOSTON PUBLIC," "JUSTIFIED AND
INSULTING YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM, PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL
RAPAPORT!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
COME ON UP!
I LIKE THAT ENTRANCE!
I LIKE THIS!
>> I'M HERE WITH MY PEOPLE!
I'M FROM NEW YORK!
>> Stephen: I LOVE IT.
I LOVE ANYBODY WHO WALKS IN, THIS IS ANY CREW!
>> IT'S GREAT.
>> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT A NEW BOOK HERE.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: IT IS CALLED -- WHAT IS IT CALLED?
>> IT'S RIGHT THERE, STEVE, READ IT.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR BOOK?
>> "THIS BOOK HAS BALLS, SPORTS RANTS FROM THE M.V.P. OF TALK OF
TRASH."
IT'S COMING OUT IN OCTOBER.
IT'S A THING OF BEAUTY.
>> Stephen: YOUR FIRST BOOK.
MY FIRST BOOK.
>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.
A HUGE MILESTONE.
>> YEAH, I'M VERY PROUD OF IT.
IT'S A CHALLENGE, ESPECIALLY THE WAY I GREW UP IN MORKTS, PUBLIC
EDUCATION FAILED ME.
SO THIS IS A BIG DEAL.
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK PUBLIC SCHOOLS SHOULD READ YOUR
BOOK?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: DO YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE PART OF THEIR
CURRICULA.
>> IF I CAN WRITE A BOOK, ANYBODY CAN.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A STORY OF HOPE.
I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO BE A BASKETBALL PLAYER YOURSELF.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WHAT HAPPENED?
JUST BEING SLOW AND JEWISH.
>> Stephen: THAT HAS TO BE THE BEST.
>> LET'S CALL IT WHAT IT IS, THERE ARE NO SLOW JEWS IN THE
N.B.A., N.F.L., GENE SOCCER, D LEAGUE SOCCER, PORN, I MEAN --
>> Stephen: DON'T SAY THERE'S NO JEWS IN PORN!
>> I'M JUST SAYING -- >> Stephen: YOU CAN ACTUALLY
LOOK DOWN THERE AND TELL WHETHER THEY'RE JEWISH, YOU KNOW!
( LAUGHTER ) AS SOMEONE WHO'S TALKED A LOT OF
TRASH AND VERY GOOD AT IT, WOULD YOU BE WILLING FOR US RIGHT NOW
TO TALK A LITTLE TRASH ABOUT WHITE NATIONALISTS OR WHITE
SUPREMACIST STH'S.
>> I WOULD CALL THEM TICKY TORCH WEARING, ABERCROMBIE & FITCH
T-SHIRT WEARING, HIPSTER, SKINNY JEAN PUNKS, RATS, LIKE BOB
DE NIRO'S BIRTHDAY, MUTTS, DOGS, SCUM BAGS, CAN I SAY THAT ON
CBS?
>> Stephen: YES.
MORE THAN ONCE.
>> Stephen: TWICE.
JUST DON'T USE THE CONTEXT OF IT.
>> Stephen: DON'T EXPLAIN WHAT IT MEANS.
>> IT'S BEEN A CRAZY WEEK WITH JARED KUSHNER.
SPECIAL ADVISOR TO THE PRESIDENT?
>> Stephen: YEAH.
WHAT KIND OF ADVICE IS HE GIVING HIM?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, JARED
KUSHNER, YOU KNOW WHEN IT CAME OUT HIS RABBI TWEETED HE WANTS
HIS BAR MITZVAH PAPERWORK BACK.
THEY DON'T WANT ANY ASSOCIATION WITH HIM ANYMORE.
>> Stephen: THEY CAN DO THAT?
FOR HIM, YOU CAN.
WE WANT SPECIAL ADVICE ON HIM.
I WANT TO MEET HIM.
I WANT TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A BAGEL, CREAM CHEESE AND LOX WITH
HIM.
IS HE A MULE?
YOU EVER HEARD HIM TALK.
>> Stephen: NO.
PECIAL ADVISER OF WHAT?
HE'S A JOKE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE CAN LOOK HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR BEFORE
SHABAT DINNER AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING WHEN THEY'RE SAYING
HAIL MY FATHER IN LAW.
HE'S A JOKE.
YOU'VE GOT WEIRD EARS.
( LAUGHTER ) I'M ONLY SAYING THAT --
>> Stephen: NO, IT'S FINE.
I'M NOT SENSITIVE ABOUT IT AT ALL.
>> NO, LOOK AT MY EAR.
THAT GOT BIT OFF IN A FIGHT.
>> Stephen: WHA...
( CLEARING THROAT ) >> I WOULDN'T SAY YOU HAD WEIRD
EARS FOR NO REASON.
( STEPHEN GAGGING ) WHAT'S WITH YOUR EAR AGAIN?
>> GOT INTO A LITTLE STREET ALTERCATION.
>> Stephen: GOT INTO A FIGHT?
GOT INTO A FIGHT.
II WAS ON TOP OF THE GUY.
OUR ARMS WERE COLLAPSED.
WE WERE VERY CLOSE.
>> Stephen: WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
>> I WAS WINNING THE FIGHT.
>> Stephen: HOW DID IT THE FIGHT START, MICHAEL RAPAPORT?
>> STREET STUFF IN 1989.
WHO CARES, NOT THE POINT.
>> Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU IN 1989?
>> ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD?
>> Stephen: I'M ASKING YOU HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 1989.
>> I WAS 19.
>> Stephen: (BLEEP).
ARE YOU SAYING I'M OLDER THAN I LOOK?
THAT'S MESSED UP.
>> Stephen: IT'S YOUR (BLEEP) UP EAR THAT MAKES YOU OLD.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
I'M SORRY.
HOW OLD ARE YOU.
>> HOW OLD DO I LOOK?
>> Stephen: 62.
THAT'S CRAZY, MAN!
>> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT TO USE SUNSCREEN, MAN.
>> UH SLEEP WITH SUNSCREEN ON.
>> Stephen: YOU SLEEP DURING THE DAY?
>> AT NIGHT, I PUT ON SUNSCREEN.
I BRUSH MY TEETH AND PUT ON SUNSCREEN.
I'M, LIKE, SEE-THROUGH COLORS.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TO GET TRUMP HERE.
>> Stephen: I HAD HIM ON HERE.
HE WOULDN'T COME HERE?
>> Stephen: HE SAT HERE LIKE A KID IN TROUBLE WITH HIS HANDS IN
HIS LAP.
>> BEFORE OR AFTER PRESIDENT?
>> Stephen: BEFORE.
THE GIBLET WASN'T THERE.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE HE HIDES HIS SECRETS IN THAT TURKEY NECK.
WHEN HE GOES AWAY ON GOLF TRIPS, NEVER BRINGS LUGGAGE, I THINK HE
STUFF IT IN THE GIBLET.
>> Stephen: LIKE A PELICAN.
I CAN'T STAND HIM.
>> Stephen: HE'S OKAY ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>> Stephen: "ATYPICAL."
ATYPICAL, NETFLIX, THE GREAT JENNIFER LEE.
>> Stephen: I LOVE HER.
HE'S AMAZING.
EVER SEE BEST LITTLE GIRL IN THE WORLD.
>> YES.
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, RUSH, ICONIC ACTRESS.
>> Stephen: YEA.
ONE OF THE PROBLEMS WORKING WITH LEE IS THE JACKSON BROWN
SONG.
♪ RUNNING ON EMPTY ♪ >> NO,.
♪ YOU GOT TO BE SOMEBODY'S BABY ♪
SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY TO THAT AT FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
ON THE SET.
>> Stephen: SHE WAS ACTING.
IT WAS IN THE FILM.
>> HER CHARACTER.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
♪ YOU GOT TO BE SOMEBODY'S BABY ♪
YOU MUST BE -- SO EVERY TIME I'M DOING SCENES I'M, LIKE,.
♪ YOU GOT ♪ I'M TRYING TO LEARN MY LINES.
>> Stephen: YOU TELL HER THIS,?
>> I WAS TOO ASHAMED.
>> Stephen: IT'S HORRIFYING FOR ALL OF US.
>> IT'S A HIT SHOW NOW.
IT'S OKAY.
>> Stephen: AND IT'S GOING TO BE A HIT BOOK.
THE BOOK IS CALLED THIS BOOK HAS BALLS, THE SERIES IS CALLED
"ATYPICAL," THE MAN IS CALLED MICHAEL RAPAPORT, EVERYBODY