Word up FoodTube users.
Jamie Oliver in the house.
Those guys at Epic Mealtimes, they
kidnapped me, I said I'd get them back. And we did.
We've got them, we've tied them up, they're in the basement! Go on DJ BBQ, open up the hatch. What the? What the? Who are you?
Shut your cake hole! Take that!
Jamie Oliver
You mother
I respect you
I just hate you
Today's going to be a big day
I'll tell you why, because we're going to make an epic, whopping
tri colour, 25 veg, cabbage caterpillar wrap.
It's going to be so big and so veggietastic, its going to be Radonkulous
I don't have enough fingers it's going to be that sick!
My boy on my right here,
is vegan muscles
Yeah that's what I'm talking about
Vegan muscles, you don't even know me
Why do you not eat meat? I *** hate plants
And on my left
Is my meat loving sister KerryAnn. I love a bit of meat. Let's do it!
I'm after fifty cabbages please.
This is going to be big, epic, massive
And those as well please
Thank you very much, let me know when the celery's back. No put it on my account.
So we're going to make the filler for this giant caterpillar wrap.
We've got beets
asparagus, sweetcorn, courgettes, celery, candy beets, spring onion, shoots, cress
we've got fennel. *** you fennel! We've got avocado, we've got lemons, we got chilli, we got
so much veg here I can't tell you. We can't use a bowl, we've got to use a trough. We're celebrating vegetables, all fresh from the garden. I need bacon to survive!
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Right here dude, right here!
Now for our vegetable monstrosity, we're going to do a green goddess dressing
A California creamy dressing, a really creamy dressing
That *** gets me hard. We're going to make a whole cabbage patch quilt of cabbage leaves.
DJ BBQ tell them what we'll be doing.
Man, we've got leeks for our thread, We're threading through the cabbage leaves,
you blanch these bad boys, make them nice and soft and this is our quilt of awesomeness. Stand back DJ BBQ
This is Epic Veg time!
Twenty five beautiful veg. bio-dynamic, organic full of nutrient veg,
and the green goddess dressing. Look at that, this is going to be epic!
I'm going to wipe my arse, with all your cookbooks. Are you ready for the roll guys?
Let's do the roll.
One two three, heave, roll
heave. We've done it guys, look at these
It's a master piece, it's beyond a masterpiece. ** you Picasso
Look, let's just cut into it,
Let's see inside that, it's so tender.
So juicy,
Ahhhh
Ahh. Oozing healthiness, you know what I'm saying. If you eat that that's going to cleanse your soul.
*Music*
Please, I'm hungry and thirsty for liquour.
You are a d***bag Jamie.
And that DJ BBQ is a
I respect you, but you can go *** yourself
And that, is how we do it
FoodTube style. FoodTube!
You're doing it wrong, that's not how you make an epic meal. You're ruining everything
Come on, let me out.